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travellersuzy.bsky.social
He served his country just like the hero @Markfrancois 😂😂. This is laughable
ottoenglish.bsky.social Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · May 28
Least of issues I know but this "veteran" campaign strategy really winds me up.

Kenyon isn't a veteran and was never mobilised. He was in the British Army Reserve.

People like my father meanwhile fought in actual wars - and though my dad also served as a councillor he'd never ever mention it.
Cllr Rob Kenyon served his country. Now he's fighting for its future.
May 29, 2026 at 6:15 AM
newtongrunnion.bsky.social
Mark Francois is the new shadow minister of state for Defence.🤣 #MarkFrancois

You seriously couldn't make this shit up!🤣
November 5, 2024 at 5:07 PM
parallax2112.bsky.social
Impressed by #KemiBadEnoch making a courageous statement of intent in making the uniquely talented #MarkFrancois Shadow Minister of Defence. 🤣
November 5, 2024 at 7:44 PM
parallax2112.bsky.social
So, Shania Twain wants to ride on a horse onto the stage at Glastonbury. Well, I want to ride #MarkFrancois like a pig at Download, and then toss him into the moshpit to a bunch of rabid black metal fans.
June 26, 2024 at 2:24 PM
sillytees.bsky.social
I’m now officially pro-overcrowded prisons —especially if it means this lot get put away once and for all. #LOCKHIMUP #BorisJohnson #GTTO #GENOW
#MattHancock #ReesMogg #MarkFrancois #MichaelGove

Tees by Sillytees bit.ly/3A3FE0P
February 4, 2024 at 9:41 PM
parallax2112.bsky.social
I saw Sir Gino trending earlier and was convinced that #MarkFrancois, the Shadow Miniature of Defence*, had been knighted. 🤣

*If you know, you know.
December 23, 2024 at 4:57 PM
travellersuzy.bsky.social
I feel the same about the revolting @MarkFrancois but that doesn't necessarily mean he was selling state secrets 14 years ago
February 8, 2026 at 10:29 AM
georgeous.one
This Brexiteer Tory MP was so horrified by the idea of his name being used to raise money for the @TrussellTrust that his lawyers made the organiser remove it. This image shows what he was so disgusted of. #MarkFrancois

You can still donate at...
December 1, 2024 at 3:19 PM
johnspiers.co.uk
Maybe include the hashtag #MarkFrançois ... if you're using a mac or iPhone you can just hold down the "c" until you get a choice of characters ... and choose the one with the squiggly bit underneath.
December 3, 2024 at 5:54 PM
johnspiers.co.uk
Come on guys - let's get #MarkFrançois trending ... he'll either have to admit his European heritage ... or claim that we have to pronounce his name FRANKOYSS
johnspiers.co.uk Squeezy John @johnspiers.co.uk · Sep 17
Let's all piss off the anti-European, jingoistic midget Mark François by deliberately including a cedilla on the "ç" of his surname to make the point that his fucking surname is French.
December 3, 2024 at 5:54 PM
hesgen.com
The defence of England will be secure in the hands of General Francois. Oh yes.

#MarkFrancois
General Mark Francois rallies his troops.
November 5, 2024 at 9:09 PM
housingitguy.bsky.social
#markfrancois any time now, after a petit waffer thin mint #Brexit
March 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
knocky101.bsky.social
I think the really big question here is: Who gave #markfrancois the box to stand on?
bestforbritain.org Best for Britain @bestforbritain.org · Mar 24
Marc Francois accuses veterans minister Al Carns of betraying military personnel who served in Northern Ireland.

Carns, who was in the Royal Marines for 25 years and was awarded the Military Cross for his tour of Afghanistan, points out that he served in Northern Ireland. ~AA
March 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
nickwray.com
New Series: Loveless Island with contestants including #DarrenGrimes, #NigelFarage, #LaurenceFox, #MarkFrancois, #AndrewNeil, #PritiPatel, #AllisonPearson, #NadineDorries, #AnnWidecombe and #KatieHopkins. A TuftonStreet/Culture Wars Production for #GBNews
November 19, 2024 at 4:38 PM
nickwray.com
Mystified as to wherabouts of the European Research Group's ruddy & cherubic-cheeked #MarkFrancois? His absence from duty on TV in defending the probity & properness of Johnson's rearguard actions to save the #HardBrexit the so #ERG so subtlety seduced & pressed upon the nation?
November 18, 2024 at 4:04 PM
nickwray.com
Breaking: #markfrancois to narrate Alexander Pope podcast
November 18, 2024 at 4:02 PM
woodcollier.bsky.social
As thick as two short markfrancois
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
My, my, how could this happen? With JK Rowling guarding the nation's (White) Women as well!

(from the DAILY MAIL, no less! https://mailonline.pressreader.com/article/281487871055863)

#tories #ukpol #ukpolitics #markfrancois #whitefeminism #jkrowling
UP FOR ‘SERIAL RAPIST’ Devastating letter to police from top official claims party did little to stop attacker —- but paid for victim to get treatment
April 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
Sadly he's back in Westminster and now trying to claw back his career by jumping on the Kneecap Hate bandwagon.

I'll stick with the lads who have not been accused of Rape, thanks.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-53657520

#kneecap #markfrancois #ukpol #ukpolitics #consent
Charities and unions call for Tory MP suspension after rape allegation
The party says the MP, arrested over rape claims, will not be suspended while investigations are ongoing.
www.bbc.co.uk
April 29, 2025 at 2:44 PM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
Yeah no, this was 2017, it's all been fixed now, right?

https://news.sky.com/story/westminster-sex-harassment-who-is-accused-of-doing-what-11116129

#ukpol #ukpolitics #markfrancois #misogyny #patriarchy #harassment
Westminster sex harassment: Who is accused of doing what?
Struggling to keep up with the deluge of allegations? Here is a round-up of the main claims so far against leading politicians.
news.sky.com
April 29, 2025 at 2:37 PM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
I guess now that Trans Women have been degraded women are safe now, right? /s

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-61490957

#ukpol #ukpolitics #markfrancois #misogyny #patriarchy #transrightsarehumanrights
Tory MP will not attend Parliament while police investigate rape allegations, says Speaker
Speaker Lindsay Hoyle also warns MPs against naming the Tory politician, who was arrested on Tuesday.
www.bbc.co.uk
April 29, 2025 at 2:27 PM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
Did I miss the memo where Mark Francois was declared 'safe' to be around women or something?

Now see him jump on this Kneecap bandwagon to try to get back into the public realm?

Are we letting that happen then?

#markfrancois #kneecap #ukpol #ukpolitics #patriachy #misogyny #abusers #patriarchy
April 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
Right now the Labour Party is figuring out ways to apply political pressure to moderate Glastonbury Festival's lineup, so a sexual predator can wash his reputation and come back into front line politics.

#kneecap #glastonburyfestival #labour #markfrancois
April 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
Imagine getting the sexual predator ("Hey Joanne, why don't you do something about that?") Mark Francois to stick up for MPs....

#markfrancois #kneecap #ukpol #ukpolitics
April 29, 2025 at 1:59 PM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
Fuck off Dan Jarvis
Mark Francois isn't allowed near women, and we all know why.

This fake morality from the Establishment sickens me, their hands are bloody from a Genocide and they want to police our speech?!

#kneecap #glastonburyfestival #markfrancois #anticolonialism #ukpol #ukpolitics
Thago 13.54 BST [8 raw Dan Jarvis urges Glastonbury to drop Kneecap from this year's festival line-up Mark Francois, the Conservative MP who was a close friend of David Amess, tabled the urgent question. Responding to Dan Jarvis, he asked why they government is not appealing against the court decision saying the last government was wrong when it decided to block a government grant to Kneecap worth £14,000. He asked Jarvis to name the minister responsible for this decision, which he described as a “surrender”. And he asked if Jarvis agreed that it would be “unconscionable” for Kneecap to appear at Glastonbury this year, at least while a police investigation is underway. Jarvis said he did not accept that way Francois characterised the grant decision. He said the last government approved the grant, and then withdrew it without taking proper legal advice. He says the new government did not contest the court decision because it did not want to end up ina costly legal battle. The government is now reviewing the scheme under which the grant was given, he says. Referring to the Glastonbury invitation, Jarvis says it is not for the government to decide who performs at the festival. But he goes on: 44 There is an on-going live police investigation. So the government would urge the organisers at the Glastonbury festival to think very carefully about who is invited to perform there later this year. Jarvis did not name the band in his response to Francois, or in his opening statement. He said he had chosen not to name them deliberately to avoid giving them further publicity.
April 29, 2025 at 1:54 PM