These marketers have cat owners figured out, god help us
September 24, 2026 at 9:27 PM
These marketers have cat owners figured out, god help us
Ubisoft: "Okay, so in this game you fight the Klan"
Marketers: "You can't sell that in America"
Ubisoft: "Why?"
Marketers: "Umm [gestures broadly]. The Klan fucking won?"
Ubisoft: "Merde."
Marketers: "Yeah, we've asked for the Statue back but they're being dicks about that too."
Marketers: "You can't sell that in America"
Ubisoft: "Why?"
Marketers: "Umm [gestures broadly]. The Klan fucking won?"
Ubisoft: "Merde."
Marketers: "Yeah, we've asked for the Statue back but they're being dicks about that too."
SCOOP: Last year, Ubisoft cancelled an Assassin's Creed game set during Reconstruction. Was to feature a Black Assassin who, among other things, fought the rise of the Klan
Sources: Leadership nixed it over concerns re: U.S. political climate, backlash to Yasuke
www.gamefile.news/p/scoop-ubis...
Sources: Leadership nixed it over concerns re: U.S. political climate, backlash to Yasuke
www.gamefile.news/p/scoop-ubis...
Scoop: Ubisoft cancelled a post-Civil War Assassin’s Creed last year
Company leadership deemed the project too controversial for the moment, sources tell Game File
www.gamefile.news
October 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Ubisoft: "Okay, so in this game you fight the Klan"
Marketers: "You can't sell that in America"
Ubisoft: "Why?"
Marketers: "Umm [gestures broadly]. The Klan fucking won?"
Ubisoft: "Merde."
Marketers: "Yeah, we've asked for the Statue back but they're being dicks about that too."
Marketers: "You can't sell that in America"
Ubisoft: "Why?"
Marketers: "Umm [gestures broadly]. The Klan fucking won?"
Ubisoft: "Merde."
Marketers: "Yeah, we've asked for the Statue back but they're being dicks about that too."
Pringles marketers when the first one came up: fucking God dammit
February 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Pringles marketers when the first one came up: fucking God dammit
Nintendo marketers tearing their hair out
December 22, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Nintendo marketers tearing their hair out
i can’t wait to optimize our #friendship using SEO tactics from today’s top marketers!
August 5, 2026 at 4:30 AM
i can’t wait to optimize our #friendship using SEO tactics from today’s top marketers!
The content marketers are just here to hack your attention.
January 6, 2025 at 1:36 AM
The content marketers are just here to hack your attention.
Kudos to the marketers that needed to advertise piston rings and came up with this.
July 30, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Kudos to the marketers that needed to advertise piston rings and came up with this.
the data collectors
November 30, 2024 at 2:46 PM
the data collectors
Tech companies: we're going to load up unnecessary tech on stuff. What are we going to call it?
1990s marketers: we'll call everything e-whatever
2000s marketers: we'll call everything i-whatever
2020s marketers: we'll call everything AI
1990s marketers: we'll call everything e-whatever
2000s marketers: we'll call everything i-whatever
2020s marketers: we'll call everything AI
January 2, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Tech companies: we're going to load up unnecessary tech on stuff. What are we going to call it?
1990s marketers: we'll call everything e-whatever
2000s marketers: we'll call everything i-whatever
2020s marketers: we'll call everything AI
1990s marketers: we'll call everything e-whatever
2000s marketers: we'll call everything i-whatever
2020s marketers: we'll call everything AI
marketers would kill for this kind of brand consistency
September 25, 2026 at 12:18 PM
marketers would kill for this kind of brand consistency
The show's marketers are as good as the writers.
January 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
The show's marketers are as good as the writers.
Hey, writers! Just want to put this on your radar. There's a rash of new accounts here trying to scam writers by pretending to be book marketers. They are generally not legit. You can recognize them because:
December 4, 2024 at 2:23 PM
Hey, writers! Just want to put this on your radar. There's a rash of new accounts here trying to scam writers by pretending to be book marketers. They are generally not legit. You can recognize them because:
SEO marketers' nightmare.
‘Avengers: Endgame Encore’ and Taylor Swift's ‘The Life of a Showgirl: The Encore’ will both be released on September 25th.
September 23, 2026 at 1:45 PM
SEO marketers' nightmare.
Maybe we shouldn't let marketers tell us that we should replace reading and writing with their product.
August 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Maybe we shouldn't let marketers tell us that we should replace reading and writing with their product.
Science Question: When they say "8 MEGA ROLLS EQUALS 32 REGULAR ROLLS" do the regular rolls exist...anywhere? Are they just in the imaginations of toilet paper marketers???
Do they make one tiny "regular" roll per year just to keep the story alive?
Do they make one tiny "regular" roll per year just to keep the story alive?
December 5, 2024 at 5:57 AM
Science Question: When they say "8 MEGA ROLLS EQUALS 32 REGULAR ROLLS" do the regular rolls exist...anywhere? Are they just in the imaginations of toilet paper marketers???
Do they make one tiny "regular" roll per year just to keep the story alive?
Do they make one tiny "regular" roll per year just to keep the story alive?
"We were indie hackers not marketers" and other bad ideas
May 9, 2024 at 9:04 PM
"We were indie hackers not marketers" and other bad ideas
Google enables marketers to target people with serious illnesses and crushing debt—against its policies—as well as the makers of classified defense technology, a WIRED investigation has found.
Google Ad-Tech Users Can Target National Security ‘Decision Makers’ and People With Chronic Diseases
Google enables marketers to target people with serious illnesses and crushing debt—against its policies—as well as the makers of classified defense technology, a WIRED investigation has found.
wrd.cm
February 20, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Google enables marketers to target people with serious illnesses and crushing debt—against its policies—as well as the makers of classified defense technology, a WIRED investigation has found.
marketers who say their product is "for men" or "for women" always seemed stupid to me ever since both genders had money
March 16, 2026 at 2:37 AM
marketers who say their product is "for men" or "for women" always seemed stupid to me ever since both genders had money
Marketers everywhere rejoice
September 30, 2024 at 12:21 PM
Marketers everywhere rejoice
Conclave for best Best Picture marketers rn:
February 22, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Conclave for best Best Picture marketers rn:
Ok, made my own starter pack with indie designers, developers, marketers and founders.
go.bsky.app/4cDYAsN
go.bsky.app/4cDYAsN
November 21, 2024 at 10:43 AM
Ok, made my own starter pack with indie designers, developers, marketers and founders.
go.bsky.app/4cDYAsN
go.bsky.app/4cDYAsN
I mean one can see why marketers would want to move away from selling people on a plant called “rapeseed”
Did you know there’s no such thing as a “canola,” and the word, which combines “Canada” and “oil,” was invented by a Canadian rapeseed marketing association?
tastecooking.com/called-canol...
tastecooking.com/called-canol...
Why Is It Called Canola Oil?
There’s no such thing as a canola plant, but there is CANADA OIL.
tastecooking.com
July 8, 2024 at 2:37 PM
I mean one can see why marketers would want to move away from selling people on a plant called “rapeseed”
Annual reminder to marketers etc that Christmas is the FIRST day of Christmas, not the 12th.
December 26, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Annual reminder to marketers etc that Christmas is the FIRST day of Christmas, not the 12th.