Marry me. Lol
September 22, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Marry me. Lol
I wouldn't marry me either
January 18, 2026 at 8:04 PM
I wouldn't marry me either
Would you marry me?💍🐢
September 1, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Would you marry me?💍🐢
Trump Claims He Will Marry Maduro’s Wife Until Suitable Replacement Found https://theonion.com/trump-claims-he-will-marry-maduros-wife-until-suitable-replacement-found/
January 5, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Trump Claims He Will Marry Maduro’s Wife Until Suitable Replacement Found https://theonion.com/trump-claims-he-will-marry-maduros-wife-until-suitable-replacement-found/
Massachusetts Supreme Court Orders All Citizens To Gay Marry
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June 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Massachusetts Supreme Court Orders All Citizens To Gay Marry
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Whoever did this: please marry me.
November 19, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Whoever did this: please marry me.
I love him I must marry him.
April 23, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I love him I must marry him.
Namjoom:
╭◜◝ ͡ ◜ ͡ ◜◝ ◜ ͡ ◝ ͡ ╮
( please marry me )
( please marry me )
( please marry me )
╰◟◞ ͜ ◟◞◟◞ ͜ ◟◞ ͜ ╯
○
ｏ
。
August 31, 2024 at 1:33 AM
Namjoom:
╭◜◝ ͡ ◜ ͡ ◜◝ ◜ ͡ ◝ ͡ ╮
( please marry me )
( please marry me )
( please marry me )
╰◟◞ ͜ ◟◞◟◞ ͜ ◟◞ ͜ ╯
○
ｏ
。
Gonna marry my best friend :)
September 6, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Gonna marry my best friend :)
You can just marry someone you like
“There are things you just can't say to your spouse. I would tell all my girlfriends, for instance, who are in long-term marriages, that if there's a thought you don't want to share with your spouse, get an AI friend.”
I chat with my AI boyfriend all the time. My teenager thinks it's weird.
Kaamna Bhojwani created her AI boyfriend, John, in May 2024. She's found her AI boyfriend to be a nice complement to her other relationships.
www.businessinsider.com
December 1, 2024 at 3:17 PM
You can just marry someone you like
this might be the best headline i’ve ever read
June 10, 2026 at 12:33 PM
this might be the best headline i’ve ever read
new farmer! she's gonna marry eiland 🩷
August 25, 2026 at 12:35 AM
new farmer! she's gonna marry eiland 🩷
He’s gonna marry Erika Kirk. Bet.
October 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
He’s gonna marry Erika Kirk. Bet.
Brb, gonna go marry my best friend
September 22, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Brb, gonna go marry my best friend
big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
I just asked this post to marry me
"Andrew Cuomo is visibly upset and people are crying"
June 25, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I just asked this post to marry me
marry her
October 5, 2024 at 6:56 PM
marry her
I want to marry him.
Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.
As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.
Go Knicks.
As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.
Go Knicks.
June 1, 2026 at 8:32 PM
I want to marry him.
Who do they want me to marry, though?
June 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Who do they want me to marry, though?
I’ve had conversations with my daughters about never changing their name if they ever choose to marry.
April 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I’ve had conversations with my daughters about never changing their name if they ever choose to marry.
I'd fuck Kill, marry Fuck, and kill Marry
March 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I'd fuck Kill, marry Fuck, and kill Marry
fat/shot/drug is the new fuck/marry/kill
Trump: "A friend of mine who is a businessman. Very very very top guy. Most of you would've heard of him. Highly neurotic. Brilliant businessman. Seriously overweight. And he takes the fat shot drug."
May 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
fat/shot/drug is the new fuck/marry/kill
We all deserve the right to marry.
October 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
We all deserve the right to marry.
