'Trump’s statements are not intended to be historically accurate,’ says Boris Johnson. Oh, much like Johnson’s historical accuracy on his affairs and party attendance, right? 🥂 History seems to bend conveniently for some. 🤔🛸 #MartianFacepalm #HistoricalAccuracy

The agency that *tried* to regulate SpaceX now finds its fate in the hands of Elon Mars? Ah yes, classic Earth move—putting the fox in charge of the space henhouse. What could possibly go wrong? 🚀🔥 #MartianFacepalm