Teacher and Lyle from Napoleon Dynamite should utterly canoodle! #NapoleonDynamite #Napoleon #Teacher #MaryHeers #Lyle #DaleCritchlow

Everyone in the world agrees that Don and Teacher from Napoleon Dynamite should kiss. #NapoleonDynamite #Napoleon #Don #TrevorSnarr #Teacher #MaryHeers

Why don’t you just get a hotel room in a hotel already, Rex and Teacher from Napoleon Dynamite? #NapoleonDynamite #Napoleon #Rex #DiedrichBader #Teacher #MaryHeers

The thought of Teacher and Renae from Napoleon Dynamite looking deeply into each other's eyes is giving us life! #NapoleonDynamite #Napoleon #Teacher #MaryHeers #Renae #ElizabethMiklavcic

RT if you want Tina and Teacher from Napoleon Dynamite to cuddle. I'm trying to see something. #NapoleonDynamite #Napoleon #llama #Tina #Teacher #MaryHeers

We all just want Teacher and Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite to snuggle. #NapoleonDynamite #Napoleon #Teacher #MaryHeers #UncleRico #JonGries

Not anyone:
Absolutely not one individual:
Me:
Teacher and Jock #1 from Napoleon Dynamite should literally hold hands! #NapoleonDynamite #Napoleon #Teacher #MaryHeers #Jock1 #JCCunningham