I put mashed potatoes in the waffle maker
September 29, 2026 at 1:56 AM
I put mashed potatoes in the waffle maker
This guy’s brain is mashed potatoes.
Deranged Trump is now putting a 100% tariff on movies made outside the US.
May 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM
This guy’s brain is mashed potatoes.
Going to a brilliant Friendsgiving tonight— it’s mashed potatoes themed. As in, the hosts are making a lot of mashed potatoes and we’re all bringing things to go on mashed potatoes. I’m bringing beef bourguignon
November 22, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Going to a brilliant Friendsgiving tonight— it’s mashed potatoes themed. As in, the hosts are making a lot of mashed potatoes and we’re all bringing things to go on mashed potatoes. I’m bringing beef bourguignon
Beef burgundy over mashed potatoes.
August 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Beef burgundy over mashed potatoes.
He looks like a big bag of mashed up assholes.
July 23, 2026 at 3:21 AM
He looks like a big bag of mashed up assholes.
Does Aspergers go with mashed potatoes? 😀
April 24, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Does Aspergers go with mashed potatoes? 😀
only reason to make mashed potatoes imo is so the next day you can use leftovers to make pan-fried mashed potato cakes
September 23, 2024 at 10:49 PM
only reason to make mashed potatoes imo is so the next day you can use leftovers to make pan-fried mashed potato cakes
You have done the Mashed Potatoes, the Watusi, and the Jerk. This weekend, try doing THE MONKEY.
February 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
You have done the Mashed Potatoes, the Watusi, and the Jerk. This weekend, try doing THE MONKEY.
Mashed potato brains.
Trump: "This is the only country in the world where you announce great numbers & the stock market goes down, bc when you announce great numbers they immediately want to take that success away by raising the interest rates. Why can't you announce great numbers and let them lower the interest rates?"
September 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Mashed potato brains.
Back on my meatloaf and mashed potato bullshit
February 16, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Back on my meatloaf and mashed potato bullshit
Tonight’s dinner. Served with mashed potatoes and gravy, and green beans. 😀
October 2, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Tonight’s dinner. Served with mashed potatoes and gravy, and green beans. 😀
My mashed potatoes were prescribed. It’s medicinal
July 1, 2026 at 8:48 PM
My mashed potatoes were prescribed. It’s medicinal
Mashed some taters
October 20, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Mashed some taters
i made *this much* garlicky mashed potatoes for mutual aid food distro seltzer can for scale
April 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
i made *this much* garlicky mashed potatoes for mutual aid food distro seltzer can for scale
Mashed Peas Situation Is Crazy
January 27, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Mashed Peas Situation Is Crazy
Local Mashed Potato Eating Champ.
April 17, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Local Mashed Potato Eating Champ.
We made five spice duck breast with blackberries and charred scallion and sesame oil mashed potatoes last night.
I’m really glad it’s becoming much easier to find fresh duck at the store.
I’m really glad it’s becoming much easier to find fresh duck at the store.
September 25, 2026 at 12:44 AM
We made five spice duck breast with blackberries and charred scallion and sesame oil mashed potatoes last night.
I’m really glad it’s becoming much easier to find fresh duck at the store.
I’m really glad it’s becoming much easier to find fresh duck at the store.
mashed two requests together
November 22, 2024 at 1:56 AM
mashed two requests together
All potatoes are mashed potatoes when you eat them.
December 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
All potatoes are mashed potatoes when you eat them.
Eating a mashed potato sandwich.
Might be drunk.
Might be drunk.
December 25, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Eating a mashed potato sandwich.
Might be drunk.
Might be drunk.
Saying trans people threaten the concept of sexual orientation is like saying mashed potatoes threaten the concept of dinner
![Perhaps most concerningly, the Supreme Court adopts extremely transphobic rhetoric concerning transfeminine lesbians.
The Court concludes that a lesbian “must be a [AFAB] female who is sexually oriented towards (or attracted to) [AFAB] females”. The Court concludes that female here cannot include trans women, as the “concept of sexual orientation” would be “rendered meaningless”, and in its opinion, wrongly affect the composition of lesbians as a group.
The Court claims this would lead to an “inevitable loss of autonomy and dignity for lesbians”. It points to evidence from gender-critical groups like the LGB Alliance and The Lesbian Project to make this argument. They claim the inclusion of trans women is having a ‘chilling effect on lesbians’ to associate in lesbian-only spaces. The vast majority of lesbians reject this claim.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:i7aox3qj5gv2bqvlclpwcw5u/bafkreicrxzlblscgchacobotqqxbvfhiyclwilbbzjs363mwf65meyssly)
April 19, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Saying trans people threaten the concept of sexual orientation is like saying mashed potatoes threaten the concept of dinner
