Mastodon.
Mastodon is Gollum. Specifically, this Gollum. You can tell it’s him, but it just doesn’t quite look right.
Mastodon is Gollum. Specifically, this Gollum. You can tell it’s him, but it just doesn’t quite look right.
April 9, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Mastodon.
Mastodon is Gollum. Specifically, this Gollum. You can tell it’s him, but it just doesn’t quite look right.
Mastodon is Gollum. Specifically, this Gollum. You can tell it’s him, but it just doesn’t quite look right.
The European Commission (@ec.europa.eu) has updated the top follow buttons on its web page. Mastodon and Bluesky are in, X is out. commission.europa.eu/index_en
May 8, 2026 at 10:29 AM
The European Commission (@ec.europa.eu) has updated the top follow buttons on its web page. Mastodon and Bluesky are in, X is out. commission.europa.eu/index_en
Discord is working on profile connections for Bluesky and Mastodon.
November 20, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Discord is working on profile connections for Bluesky and Mastodon.
Also via Mastodon
January 10, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Also via Mastodon
Found this sick burn on Mastodon:
June 25, 2024 at 3:24 AM
Found this sick burn on Mastodon:
If Mastodon had been around for the first Good Friday:
Christ: [being viciously scourged]
Mastodon User 1: I see you’re using leather.
Mastodon User 2: I guess I just don’t have the strength to hate animals that much.
Mastodon User 3: ”Jesus”? You don’t look Latino to me. Misappropriate much?
Christ: [being viciously scourged]
Mastodon User 1: I see you’re using leather.
Mastodon User 2: I guess I just don’t have the strength to hate animals that much.
Mastodon User 3: ”Jesus”? You don’t look Latino to me. Misappropriate much?
For me this thread forever remains the condensed essence of Mastodon bsky.app/profile/numb...
Never change, Mastodon.
April 4, 2026 at 6:21 PM
If Mastodon had been around for the first Good Friday:
Christ: [being viciously scourged]
Mastodon User 1: I see you’re using leather.
Mastodon User 2: I guess I just don’t have the strength to hate animals that much.
Mastodon User 3: ”Jesus”? You don’t look Latino to me. Misappropriate much?
Christ: [being viciously scourged]
Mastodon User 1: I see you’re using leather.
Mastodon User 2: I guess I just don’t have the strength to hate animals that much.
Mastodon User 3: ”Jesus”? You don’t look Latino to me. Misappropriate much?
mastodon feels like what would happen if an HOA was also a microblogging website
April 4, 2026 at 6:32 PM
mastodon feels like what would happen if an HOA was also a microblogging website
Random comment seen on Mastodon: "AI artwork looks the way Christian Rock sounds."
June 14, 2026 at 10:19 AM
Random comment seen on Mastodon: "AI artwork looks the way Christian Rock sounds."
mastodon and bluesky "fighting"
February 15, 2024 at 2:51 AM
mastodon and bluesky "fighting"
Visto en Mastodon
May 19, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Visto en Mastodon
Leave Twitter for Bluesky. Leave Bluesky for Mastodon. Leave Mastodon for Klerb. Leave Klerb for Chunk. Leave Chunk for Goobus. Leave Goobus f
October 6, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Leave Twitter for Bluesky. Leave Bluesky for Mastodon. Leave Mastodon for Klerb. Leave Klerb for Chunk. Leave Chunk for Goobus. Leave Goobus f
August 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Via Mastodon/DemocracyMatters
February 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Via Mastodon/DemocracyMatters
Mastodon is a constant joy
November 18, 2023 at 4:02 PM
Mastodon is a constant joy
who allowed mastodon posts on here
June 13, 2026 at 9:58 PM
who allowed mastodon posts on here
Follower milestone on Mastodon, hehe.
July 25, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Follower milestone on Mastodon, hehe.