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mattneuro.dorst-lab.org
Someone from @mathworks.bsky.social once contacted me after I ranted about Matlab, and I strongly feel that if you don't want me to get mad about Matlab, perhaps don't throw errors like "you don't have a license for the version of Matlab you're not using" at me.
A popup claiming the user is not "licensed to use R2026a", while version R2024b can be seen in the corner.
August 11, 2026 at 7:22 PM
iganson.bsky.social
R, Python, Stata, SPSS, SAS, Matlab
oldenoughtosay.com 👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · May 15
what are the Six Genders? wrong answers only
May 16, 2026 at 10:05 AM
sarah.northsky.social
In great company (matlab enjoyers)
October 18, 2025 at 1:53 AM
mjsutterer.bsky.social
MATLAB: Hold my beer
numb.comfortab.ly Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · Jul 26
AWS error messages are purposely worded to drive developers insane.
July 27, 2024 at 1:26 AM
chazzfindlay.bsky.social
Genuinely can’t use my laptop currently as it’s running both R and MATLAB simultaneously and sounds like it may take off at any minute… 😂👩🏼‍💻

🐋🦭🦑🧪
December 3, 2024 at 2:15 PM
sarah.northsky.social
Matlab is my word processor of choice
February 14, 2025 at 1:52 PM
rtzerobara.bsky.social
Added a SFW cut for anyone who wants a mobile wallpaper they can use in public lmao

Thank you @matlab-exe.bsky.social for the inspo :D
May 24, 2026 at 11:38 PM
pupleif.bsky.social
fuck matlab
August 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
jpeelle.bsky.social
Matlab >> R
hadley.nz Hadley Wickham @hadley.nz · Mar 6
I am glad that Bluesky has now captured all the best parts of #rstats twitter: dank memes, sick burns, hot takes, and flame wars.
March 6, 2026 at 9:24 PM
fox4pilot.bsky.social
Me too MATLAB, me too.
November 26, 2024 at 1:01 PM
ioi-xd.net
fuck you. Matlab themed playing card set.
matlib themed playing card set.
April 10, 2025 at 4:57 PM
sciencebanshee.bsky.social
All you can say at times like this is
The Matlab logo festooned with a poorly-drawn sad face and limp arms
August 11, 2026 at 7:40 PM
segyges.bsky.social
i do not trust any device running matlab with my life
November 20, 2025 at 4:58 AM
sungkim.bsky.social
MATLAB Agentic Toolkit

MathWorks have released the MATLAB Agentic Toolkit which will significantly improve the life of anyone who is using MATLAB and Simulink with agentic AI systems such as Claude Code or OpenAI Codex.

Blog: blogs.mathworks.com/matlab/2026/...
Repo: github.com/matlab/matla...
May 5, 2026 at 5:09 PM
glavilio.bsky.social
trying to close matlab from the dock
July 20, 2026 at 7:04 AM
cianodonnell.bsky.social
🔥 Julia results on ODE solving benchmark tasks...

For non-stiff problems, Matlab is 3-10x faster than SciPy (Python), but Julia is 100x faster than Matlab

For stiff problems, Matlab and SciPy perform similarly to each other, but Julia is 100-1000x faster

From docs.sciml.ai/SciMLBenchma...
Plot of runtime vs error tolerance for a Lotka-Volterra benchmark non-stiff ODE solving problem for a range of algorithms from SciPy, Matlab and Julia (and others). Generally Matlab 3-10x faster than Scipy, but Julia is around 100x faster than Matlab. Plot of runtime vs error tolerance for a ROBER benchmark stiff ODE solving problem for a range of algorithms from SciPy, Matlab and Julia (and others). Generally Matlab and Scipy are similar, but Julia is around 100-1000x faster than both.
October 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
macemoneta.bsky.social
opensource.com/alternatives...
5 open source alternatives to MATLAB
MATLAB has long been a part of many educational curriculums and research projects, but many open source alternatives provide excellent platforms for scientific computing.
opensource.com
August 11, 2026 at 11:17 PM
p-hunermund.com
Yeah bring back the MATLAB aesthetic
matthewkling.bsky.social Matthew Kling @matthewkling.bsky.social · May 27
Announcing #RStats package ggcube, now on CRAN -- make 3D #ggplot2 figures using `coord_3d()`

matthewkling.github.io/ggcube/
May 27, 2026 at 7:06 PM
sarah.northsky.social
Purple triangle meme
Matlab
February 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
singmann.bsky.social
R is better than MATLAB.
#rstats
cbartman.bsky.social Caroline Bartman @cbartman.bsky.social · May 10
Mitochondria is powerhouse of cell
May 10, 2025 at 10:01 AM
tessafisher.bsky.social
Today, I fought MATLAB.

And MATLAB won 😭
August 7, 2024 at 12:10 AM
opinionhaver.bsky.social
there's supposedly another program called 'matlab' out there, but I don't believe the rumors
October 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
segyges.bsky.social
ask them if they still use matlab on the actual rockets
November 20, 2025 at 4:45 AM
chrisrackauckas.bsky.social
Scientific Modeling Cheatsheet: #MATLAB vs #Python vs #Julialang

Side-by-side comparison for:
• Differential equations
• Optimization
• Automatic differentiation
• Symbolic computing
• More!

Highlights ecosystem differences & best practices.

sciml.github.io/Scientific_M...
Scientific Modeling Cheatsheet – MATLAB – Python – Julia Quick Reference
sciml.github.io
September 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
svnh.bsky.social
will programmer socks help make matlab less annoying????? we shall see
October 13, 2023 at 4:54 AM