I'M NOT INCOMPETENT IM JUST BAD AT FUCKING MATLAB
Oh my goddddd I solved the problem at work I'm gonna fucking piss my pants
November 6, 2026 at 8:13 PM
I'M NOT INCOMPETENT IM JUST BAD AT FUCKING MATLAB
Marked safe from MATLAB.
November 9, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Marked safe from MATLAB.
Today I have to fix code in MATLAB instead of Python, pray for my sanity y'all
November 8, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Today I have to fix code in MATLAB instead of Python, pray for my sanity y'all
I feel like there was matlab code for the one I was thinking of. Maybe not. Haven’t tried what gpt spit out for me yet.
November 8, 2026 at 10:01 PM
I feel like there was matlab code for the one I was thinking of. Maybe not. Haven’t tried what gpt spit out for me yet.
Like That's Likely. 🤦♂️
I can do better just spitballin'-
Clue for adv matlab #23:
Offshore, 30m down.
I can do better just spitballin'-
Clue for adv matlab #23:
Offshore, 30m down.
November 7, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Like That's Likely. 🤦♂️
I can do better just spitballin'-
Clue for adv matlab #23:
Offshore, 30m down.
I can do better just spitballin'-
Clue for adv matlab #23:
Offshore, 30m down.
We probably need some clear AI-attributable fuckups that are rescued by a disgraced knowledge worker first. Project Hail Mary, basically, except instead of alien sun microbes it's, like, forgetting how to build earthquake-safe bridges, and Ryan Gosling is just a dude with a bootleg MATLAB copy.
November 10, 2026 at 1:23 AM
We probably need some clear AI-attributable fuckups that are rescued by a disgraced knowledge worker first. Project Hail Mary, basically, except instead of alien sun microbes it's, like, forgetting how to build earthquake-safe bridges, and Ryan Gosling is just a dude with a bootleg MATLAB copy.
Why does matlab involve piss though
November 6, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Why does matlab involve piss though
Nexus is trying to close exactly this gap. MATLAB syntax, free for students and researchers. Speed is comparable to MATLAB in most cases. Still early days but it is progressing well. https://nexusone.org
November 7, 2026 at 10:34 AM
Nexus is trying to close exactly this gap. MATLAB syntax, free for students and researchers. Speed is comparable to MATLAB in most cases. Still early days but it is progressing well. https://nexusone.org
I also wrote about the venerable MATLAB toolkit FieldTrip over a year ago… www.linkedin.com/posts/dagmar...
#MATLAB #MATLABAmbassador #PsychSciSky #Neuroscience #MEG #OPM
#MATLAB #MATLABAmbassador #PsychSciSky #Neuroscience #MEG #OPM
#matlab #matlabambassador | Dagmar Fraser
🧠 At the @TheCHBH neuroimaging centre we use the FieldTrip toolbox for MEG/EEG analysis. Here's why this open-source powerhouse is essential for modern neuroscience... #MATLAB #MATLABAmbassador
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November 3, 2026 at 11:09 PM
I also wrote about the venerable MATLAB toolkit FieldTrip over a year ago… www.linkedin.com/posts/dagmar...
#MATLAB #MATLABAmbassador #PsychSciSky #Neuroscience #MEG #OPM
#MATLAB #MATLABAmbassador #PsychSciSky #Neuroscience #MEG #OPM
... I had to teach myself a little C/C++, some LISP, some R, some MATLAB, and some LingoScript in grad school... and then the work world wanted Ruby on Rails, and I gave up.
November 5, 2026 at 9:49 PM
... I had to teach myself a little C/C++, some LISP, some R, some MATLAB, and some LingoScript in grad school... and then the work world wanted Ruby on Rails, and I gave up.
Ciênciomigles, vocês viram isso aqui? Parece ser uma alternativa aberta pro MATLAB.
Infelizmente, parece, como tudo feito hoje em dia, contaminado com IA, mas quem sabe não tem futuro sob o sol.
campuslivre.github.io/pt/matlivre/
Infelizmente, parece, como tudo feito hoje em dia, contaminado com IA, mas quem sabe não tem futuro sob o sol.
campuslivre.github.io/pt/matlivre/
MatLivre | Alternativa gratuita ao MATLAB e ao Octave, com live scripts
O MatLivre é uma alternativa livre e gratuita ao MATLAB e ao GNU Octave. Abra, edite e execute live scripts .mlx e arquivos .m, mais rápido que os dois.
campuslivre.github.io
November 10, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Ciênciomigles, vocês viram isso aqui? Parece ser uma alternativa aberta pro MATLAB.
Infelizmente, parece, como tudo feito hoje em dia, contaminado com IA, mas quem sabe não tem futuro sob o sol.
campuslivre.github.io/pt/matlivre/
Infelizmente, parece, como tudo feito hoje em dia, contaminado com IA, mas quem sabe não tem futuro sob o sol.
campuslivre.github.io/pt/matlivre/
• MATLAB Implementations & Mathematical Formulations
November 5, 2026 at 10:42 PM
• MATLAB Implementations & Mathematical Formulations
MATLAB Machine Learning Recipes: A Problem-Solution Approach!
November 6, 2026 at 3:00 PM
MATLAB Machine Learning Recipes: A Problem-Solution Approach!
Fair point. Nexus takes the angle that MATLAB-compatible tooling can exist without the cost. Runs existing MATLAB code, free for home and educational use, and speed is competitive. Worth watching. https://nexusone.org
November 7, 2026 at 10:34 AM
Fair point. Nexus takes the angle that MATLAB-compatible tooling can exist without the cost. Runs existing MATLAB code, free for home and educational use, and speed is competitive. Worth watching. https://nexusone.org
lumis_wasm_matlab 0.26.7 [updated]
Tree-sitter parser and queries for matlab, compiled to WASM for Lumis
Licenses: MIT
Tree-sitter parser and queries for matlab, compiled to WASM for Lumis
Licenses: MIT
November 10, 2026 at 1:00 AM
lumis_wasm_matlab 0.26.7 [updated]
Tree-sitter parser and queries for matlab, compiled to WASM for Lumis
Licenses: MIT
Tree-sitter parser and queries for matlab, compiled to WASM for Lumis
Licenses: MIT
If you've got .m scripts sitting around from uni or work, Nexus is built to run them. No MATLAB install needed.
Free beta, limited places. Windows and Linux.
nexusone.org.uk/www/register-interest/?src=bluesky
Free beta, limited places. Windows and Linux.
nexusone.org.uk/www/register-interest/?src=bluesky
November 5, 2026 at 10:32 AM
If you've got .m scripts sitting around from uni or work, Nexus is built to run them. No MATLAB install needed.
Free beta, limited places. Windows and Linux.
nexusone.org.uk/www/register-interest/?src=bluesky
Free beta, limited places. Windows and Linux.
nexusone.org.uk/www/register-interest/?src=bluesky
lumis_wasm_matlab 0.26.6 [updated]
Tree-sitter parser and queries for matlab, compiled to WASM for Lumis
Licenses: MIT
Tree-sitter parser and queries for matlab, compiled to WASM for Lumis
Licenses: MIT
November 7, 2026 at 3:15 PM
lumis_wasm_matlab 0.26.6 [updated]
Tree-sitter parser and queries for matlab, compiled to WASM for Lumis
Licenses: MIT
Tree-sitter parser and queries for matlab, compiled to WASM for Lumis
Licenses: MIT
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November 8, 2026 at 11:22 PM
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Look, we've seen what lengths you'll go to payoff a joke. Besides we all know it's really a god of scientists called Matlab.
November 10, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Look, we've seen what lengths you'll go to payoff a joke. Besides we all know it's really a god of scientists called Matlab.
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If the licence cost is the sticking point, Nexus might be worth a look. It aims to run MATLAB syntax with a free licence for home and educational use. Early days, but already a step above Octave in compatibility. https://nexusone.org
November 7, 2026 at 7:31 AM
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