Source: MattBellassai on Twitter
I wish my chronically ill body had not-the-father energy too
#fatigue #chronicillnessmemes #chronicillnesshumor
I wish my chronically ill body had not-the-father energy too
#fatigue #chronicillnessmemes #chronicillnesshumor
January 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Source: MattBellassai on Twitter
I wish my chronically ill body had not-the-father energy too
#fatigue #chronicillnessmemes #chronicillnesshumor
I wish my chronically ill body had not-the-father energy too
#fatigue #chronicillnessmemes #chronicillnesshumor
A delicious abomination.
March 20, 2024 at 6:07 PM
A delicious abomination.
Their specialty would be the brioche without the “r.”
October 18, 2023 at 4:16 AM
Their specialty would be the brioche without the “r.”
July 28, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Naturally my gay best friend was compelled to send me 32 photos of hot navy guys. So, I'll share.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/glorious-pictures-of-hot-shirtless-navy-freshmen-climbing?s=mobile
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/glorious-pictures-of-hot-shirtless-navy-freshmen-climbing?s=mobile
32 Glorious Pictures Of Shirtless Navy Freshmen Climbing ...
Witness America in all its greased-up glory.
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March 26, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Naturally my gay best friend was compelled to send me 32 photos of hot navy guys. So, I'll share.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/glorious-pictures-of-hot-shirtless-navy-freshmen-climbing?s=mobile
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/glorious-pictures-of-hot-shirtless-navy-freshmen-climbing?s=mobile
This guy makes me giggle, even more so while baked. www.instagram.com/p/DAtdGD1JGI3/
mattbellassai on Instagram: "BAKED BAKING: APPLE CIDER DONUTS aka apple cider *dundts* because i realized i only have a mini bundt pan. recipe by the incredible…"
BAKED BAKING: APPLE CIDER DONUTS aka apple cider *dundts* because i realized i only have a mini bundt pan. recipe by the incredible @butternutbakery 👨🏻🍳💨-#funny #comedy #bake #baked #bakedbaking #baking #recipe #fallrecipe #apple #applecider #appleciderdonut #bundt #minibundt #fall #bakingfail #fallbaking #donut #doughnut #cider
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April 21, 2026 at 3:17 AM
This guy makes me giggle, even more so while baked. www.instagram.com/p/DAtdGD1JGI3/
Dear @AngryBlackLady - A present, for you: http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/the-44-greatest-barack-obama-facial-expressions-6z51
The 44 Greatest Barack Obama Facial Expressions
<b>The definitive collection of the best presidential fac...
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December 13, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Dear @AngryBlackLady - A present, for you: http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/the-44-greatest-barack-obama-facial-expressions-6z51
A) Behold: "The 13 Creepiest Things A Child Has Ever Said To A Parent" http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/the-creepiest-things-a-child-has-ever-said-to-a-parent B) Kid #9 made me think of @emilytheslayer
The 13 Creepiest Things A Child Has Ever Said To A Parent
<b>Time to replace your kid and get a new one that isn't ...
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December 6, 2024 at 7:28 PM
A) Behold: "The 13 Creepiest Things A Child Has Ever Said To A Parent" http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/the-creepiest-things-a-child-has-ever-said-to-a-parent B) Kid #9 made me think of @emilytheslayer
"It would not be a championship celebration if someone was not getting a beer thrown on them!" - MATT BELLASSAI, You Can't Fight with Heiress Tongue with Matt Bellassai, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #NationalBeerDay #MattBellassai
April 8, 2026 at 1:33 AM
"It would not be a championship celebration if someone was not getting a beer thrown on them!" - MATT BELLASSAI, You Can't Fight with Heiress Tongue with Matt Bellassai, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #NationalBeerDay #MattBellassai
"What is she doing playing kickball?" - MATT BELLASSAI, You Can't Fight with Heiress Tongue with Matt Bellassai, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #NationalKickballDay #MattBellassai
April 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
"What is she doing playing kickball?" - MATT BELLASSAI, You Can't Fight with Heiress Tongue with Matt Bellassai, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #NationalKickballDay #MattBellassai
@gracecartwright this is right up your alley http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/the-most-unbelievably-flawless-and-life-changing-moments
The 41 Most Unbelievably Flawless And Life-Changing Momen...
<b>THE QUEEN RISES ABOVE THE EARTH.</b> Bow down.
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December 5, 2024 at 4:43 PM
@gracecartwright this is right up your alley http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/the-most-unbelievably-flawless-and-life-changing-moments
Já não me deslumbro mais com histórias de festas de casamento, pedidos e talz, mas essa postagem é muita lindeza: <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/24-grooms-seeing-their-brides-for-the-first-time-6z51" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/24-grooms-seeing-their-brides-for-the-first-time-6z51
24 Grooms Blown Away By Their Beautiful Brides
<b>Real, spontaneous emotion from the first time a groom ...
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November 11, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Já não me deslumbro mais com histórias de festas de casamento, pedidos e talz, mas essa postagem é muita lindeza: <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/24-grooms-seeing-their-brides-for-the-first-time-6z51" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/24-grooms-seeing-their-brides-for-the-first-time-6z51
The last pic is just.... awww...This Grandma And Her Cat Are The Cutest Best Friends Ever http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/this-grandma-and-her-cat-are-the-cutest-best-frien-6z51 via @BuzzFeedAnimals
This Grandma And Her Cat Are The Cutest Best Friends Ever
<b>Eighty-eight-year-old Misa found her odd-eyed kitty, F...
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December 5, 2024 at 2:02 AM
The last pic is just.... awww...This Grandma And Her Cat Are The Cutest Best Friends Ever http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/this-grandma-and-her-cat-are-the-cutest-best-frien-6z51 via @BuzzFeedAnimals
Quick! Look at this not-a-plane baby and dog! http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/this-baby-and-his-dog-friend-are-the-most-adorable-twins-to
This Baby And His Dog Friend Are The Most Adorable Twins ...
<b>I REPEAT: THEY ARE A DOG AND A BABY AND THEY ARE TWINS...
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November 24, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Quick! Look at this not-a-plane baby and dog! http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/this-baby-and-his-dog-friend-are-the-most-adorable-twins-to
Why The Super Bowl Is Awful If You Don't Care About The Super Bowl http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/why-the-super-bowl-is-awful-if-you-dont-care-abou-6z51 via @BuzzFeedSports
Why The Super Bowl Is Awful If You Don't Care About The S...
<b>As told by cats who clearly don't care about the Super...
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December 4, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Why The Super Bowl Is Awful If You Don't Care About The Super Bowl http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/why-the-super-bowl-is-awful-if-you-dont-care-abou-6z51 via @BuzzFeedSports
BEST. DOG. GIFS. EVER. <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/the-40-greatest-dog-gifs-of-2012-6z51?s=mobile" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/the-40-greatest-dog-gifs-of-2012-6z51?s=mobile
The 40 Greatest Dog GIFs Of All Time
<b>The best, cutest, and most ridiculous canine moments probably ever.</b>
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November 6, 2024 at 8:03 PM
BEST. DOG. GIFS. EVER. <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/the-40-greatest-dog-gifs-of-2012-6z51?s=mobile" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/the-40-greatest-dog-gifs-of-2012-6z51?s=mobile
These are people who should be denied oxygen, stat. Thanks for killing my faith in humanity, @seancranbury.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/45-people-you-wont-believe-actually-exist-6z51?s=mobile
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/45-people-you-wont-believe-actually-exist-6z51?s=mobile
41 People You Won't Believe Actually Exist
These people are really out there somewhere in this world.
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March 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
These are people who should be denied oxygen, stat. Thanks for killing my faith in humanity, @seancranbury.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/45-people-you-wont-believe-actually-exist-6z51?s=mobile
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/45-people-you-wont-believe-actually-exist-6z51?s=mobile
"@Harry_Styles: @MattBellassai you're very talented Matthew." j'ai cru t'avais tweeté @/MalikBentalah pd j'ai eu peur wllh
January 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
"@Harry_Styles: @MattBellassai you're very talented Matthew." j'ai cru t'avais tweeté @/MalikBentalah pd j'ai eu peur wllh
Everyone should do this. https://x.com/MattBellassai/status/587432261861031936
April 13, 2015 at 1:51 AM
Everyone should do this. https://x.com/MattBellassai/status/587432261861031936
@MattBellassai is guilt of addicting me to @LasCulturistas and now I don’t have enough time in my day to eat the whole plastic barrel of Red Vines because I’m laughing or agreeing too hard.
February 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
@MattBellassai is guilt of addicting me to @LasCulturistas and now I don’t have enough time in my day to eat the whole plastic barrel of Red Vines because I’m laughing or agreeing too hard.
PSA: don’t listen to @MattBellassai Unhappy Hour while running.
You will laugh so hard you have to stop and bend over then sit down and someone will think you’re having a heart attack and look you right in your red sweat-drizzled face and make you reconsider your life choices.
You will laugh so hard you have to stop and bend over then sit down and someone will think you’re having a heart attack and look you right in your red sweat-drizzled face and make you reconsider your life choices.
February 2, 2025 at 3:20 PM
PSA: don’t listen to @MattBellassai Unhappy Hour while running.
You will laugh so hard you have to stop and bend over then sit down and someone will think you’re having a heart attack and look you right in your red sweat-drizzled face and make you reconsider your life choices.
You will laugh so hard you have to stop and bend over then sit down and someone will think you’re having a heart attack and look you right in your red sweat-drizzled face and make you reconsider your life choices.
Tweets from the 2016 Dem. Nat. Convention:
@MattBellassai
cory booker got me so fired up i wanna take off my shirt and go ride a bald eagle
@jondaly
Does Elizabeth Warren even have her own line of steaks?
@Jake_Vig
"She's no Scott Baio."- critique of @FLOTUS' speech
#democrats #GOP
@MattBellassai
cory booker got me so fired up i wanna take off my shirt and go ride a bald eagle
@jondaly
Does Elizabeth Warren even have her own line of steaks?
@Jake_Vig
"She's no Scott Baio."- critique of @FLOTUS' speech
#democrats #GOP
July 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Tweets from the 2016 Dem. Nat. Convention:
@MattBellassai
cory booker got me so fired up i wanna take off my shirt and go ride a bald eagle
@jondaly
Does Elizabeth Warren even have her own line of steaks?
@Jake_Vig
"She's no Scott Baio."- critique of @FLOTUS' speech
#democrats #GOP
@MattBellassai
cory booker got me so fired up i wanna take off my shirt and go ride a bald eagle
@jondaly
Does Elizabeth Warren even have her own line of steaks?
@Jake_Vig
"She's no Scott Baio."- critique of @FLOTUS' speech
#democrats #GOP
The 40 Greatest Dog GIFs Of All Time
<b>The best, cutest, and most ridiculous canine moments p...
www.buzzfeed.com
November 29, 2024 at 7:37 PM