#Maudib
this is actually why maudib allowed himself to be blinded
the thing about coyote time is you do have to look down eventually
October 29, 2025 at 4:57 AM
563.
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Sorry but Maudib is my hero. #marrymemaudib
December 10, 2024 at 5:25 AM
Timmy being extra Timmy. Narcissistic tour de force. I prefer him as Maudib.
April 29, 2026 at 2:24 AM
God emperors are not Christmas presents.
They are 5,000 year commitments.
December 23, 2024 at 1:50 PM
November 17, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Americans after a year abroad
January 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
*Aaron Rodgers on Pat McAfee voice*
“Yeah, I’ve done spice. I spent an offseason on Arrakis. The Maudib is a friend… *smirks* he’s Maudude… and yeah, we did the spice and stayed up for 72 hours talking about the fruit of Islam”
March 4, 2024 at 4:53 AM
He will actually turn into a giant worm and be christened Maudib.
April 24, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Yes Maudib
August 15, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Maudib
October 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
it wouldn't bother bc id assume God was telling me I must become a maudib type figure
August 15, 2024 at 11:30 PM
I'm agreeing with this guy 👇 The worm has turned. #Maudib
February 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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January 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Reminder. Your new year resolutions don't need to be about positive changes.
You can also commit to seeking revenge, remaining petty, and hating your enemies
December 30, 2024 at 4:18 PM
Which means a part of my brain is rewriting this to include the Butlerian Jihad, the rise of Paul Maudib, the invasion of the Honored Matres, the betrayal of the Bene Tleilax, and the assassination of the Emperor Leto II.
September 24, 2023 at 9:51 PM