#MaybeaMermaid
Why else do you think I'm disabled and chronically ill?

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February 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Now here's the important shit yall
Provolone, Havarti, or Mozzarella

ngl.link/maybeamermaid
February 3, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Probably memory projection/sharing, like from The Giver

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January 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
IM SCREAMING THIS IS THE FUNNIEST ONE YET

Chat help make it normal again
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February 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Hit me while I'm brain dead chat
Remember, don't be weirdos 💜💖😘🧚‍♂️✨️
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ngl.link
February 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
FUCK SHIT FUCK WHO ARE YOU I WANT RANGOON
ALLIE? ANGIE? FUCK

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January 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
NOPE i did NOT know that was a thing. Oopsies

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January 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
THE CALL WAS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE CHAT
Or maybe it's a diff person 🤷‍♀️ we'll never know

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February 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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January 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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January 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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January 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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February 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Favorite: Focaccia/most feasted breads
Least fave: brownies but only bc the cocoa powder gets EVERYWHERE and it takes forever to whip up

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February 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM
None! I am very clumsy and my joints are terrible, but apparently I got good bones!

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February 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Probably dog diarrhea, baby diarrhea, or sour chicken/protein of any kind 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

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February 3, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I never responded to this one!
Thank you! You're very sweet 💖 learning that people actually enjoy my presence is hard, but little reminders like this help!

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February 3, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Ok guys, dont be weird, im trusting yall 😘💖
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January 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I would NEVER. But I would own both of these animals if I could.

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February 3, 2025 at 4:29 PM
If you live near Brunswick, Maine...I ordered a *lot* of cake for the #MaybeAMermaid launch party this Sunday @curtislibrary 2:00-3:00pm. Come help us eat it! 🎂🧜‍♀️🧜‍♂️🥳
February 2, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Teachers/librarians, I have 3 spots left! DM/email me if you'd like a free Skype visit (and @MacKidsBooks will send you an advance copy of #MaybeAMermaid 😍). I can't wait for #WRAD!
3rd-5th grade teachers/librarians: For #WorldReadAloudDay, I'm offering free 20-min Skype visits AND an advance reader copy of #MaybeAMermaid for your classroom! Available times on my website: https://buff.ly/2G0xix6. Also, more #WRAD authors here: https://buff.ly/2KXNIVU
February 2, 2025 at 6:54 AM
3rd-5th grade teachers/librarians: For #WorldReadAloudDay, I'm offering free 20-min Skype visits AND an advance reader copy of #MaybeAMermaid for your classroom! Available times on my website: https://buff.ly/2G0xix6. Also, more #WRAD authors here: https://buff.ly/2KXNIVU
February 2, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Eep! I sent out my first newsletter installment for #MaybeaMermaid yesterday. If you want, you can check out all the news about upcoming book parties, skype visits, and a new launch date! https://mailchi.mp/fade4c85304f/save-the-dates-parties-skype-visits-and-a-real-live-book
February 2, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I grew up near a resort with a boat-shaped building: Marty's Showboat. Former vaudeville stars performed here (even Bob Hope)! When I was a kid, it was run down/vandalized. While I wrote MAM, it was torn down. 😔
#behindthescenes #maybeamermaid
Book Launch: 3/26 @MacKidsBooks
February 2, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I'm forever grateful to the high school bf who introduced me to BOTH Tolkien and the X-Men. LOTR remains my favorite book of all time, and I *still* read X-Men (though my recent @Marvel obsession is #MsMarvel).
#BehindtheScenes #MaybeAMermaid
Book Launch 3/26 @MacKidsBooks
February 2, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Almost everyone in my family can water-ski like a superhero. My dad, especially. I'd hide behind the couch w/my book when I heard the boat start up in hopes of leaving the slaloming & ski pyramids to my sibs!
#BehindtheScenes #MaybeAMermaid
@MacKidsBooks https://buff.ly/2F6U4zK
February 2, 2025 at 6:14 AM