Soft, pink, and dripping — perfect for my collection while their dumb, drooling faces just sit there staring like the brainless drones they are. #Kink #NSFW #BrainPlay #HeadEmpty #FatSub #BrainCollector #DroneLife #MayoBrain #SubmitYourBrain

These fatass men spent years thinking about nothing but food. All that eating left their brains soft, wrinkled, and used up. Now they’re sitting on display under clear domes, marinating in thick white cream so everybody can see how useless they got.

#FatAssBrain #MarinatingBrain #MayoBrain

well mayobrain is really weak so

Mayobrain should be booted off the island

I’ll use your weak, wrinkly gray matter way better than you ever could. Drooling, obedient, and ready to serve.

#Drooling #Brainless #Submission #Sapiosexual #CyberDrone #Headless #MayoBrain #GayFetish

I felt “called” out by the post about ablest language and instead of getting all shitty and up in my feels, I immediately just starting thinking of insults that aren’t traditionally ablest.

It’s simple.

Y’all can use “shitstain” for free. or chumface, or rizzless angry mayobrain. Any of those.

Now the tops are off, hands are in the folds, mayo is getting spread, and one brain is already being dropped onto a sandwich.

They’re not for thinking anymore. These brains are just soft, heavy stress relievers for men who need something warm and squishy to use.

#UselessBrain #BrainMeat #MayoBrain

So the doctor said fuck it… time to repurpose. Out comes the saggy, wrinkled, cum-stained gray matter, straight into the mayo jar for extra moisture, then slapped between bread like the useless lunchmeat it always was.

#UselessBrain #BrainSlicer #MayoBrain #RepurposedBrain

any mayobrain that thinks racism is fake doesn't have afro-brazilian internet friends that also go hard on kkkrackers get completely unhinged responses compared to the ones you get because yakubian homonculi can smell the phrenology over the wire

I'm never going to convince you that Palestinians deserve human rights, you have to come to that conclusion yourself.

I can and will laugh at your mayobrain bullshit, the mental gymnastics that you'll put yourself through to justify atrocities.

I get that, but you can calibrate two messages at the same time. One for Mayobrain McDumbass in Sheboygan, WI. The other for Mette Fredriksen.