#McRibs
McRibs are weird.
January 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
*first date

I have a buy one, get one free coupon for McRibs if you wanna come and watch me eat two McRibs?
February 10, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Had three McRibs removed so I could ***** my ************.
January 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
stockpile McRibs not crypto
To be clear, there is zero policy rationale for a crypto strategic reserve. If anything we should have a McRib Strategic Reserve.
They’re planning a heist in plain sight.
January 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
You like McRibs, don't you Adler?
November 28, 2024 at 2:54 AM
So that's how they make McRibs
January 11, 2026 at 5:15 AM
them: you're on bluesky? what do you post about?

me: policy ideas, mostly
November 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
might make eating McRibs my entire personality
April 16, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Mars: far, cold, no McRibs/air
September 9, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Dune 3 McRibs in One Sitting
October 2, 2026 at 1:31 AM
February 19, 2026 at 5:40 AM
the McBible tells us that Ronald McDonald created Eve from one of Adam's McRibs
December 7, 2024 at 1:56 AM
We deserve to dream. We will have high speed rail and veggie McRibs.
August 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
According to Sam Aras,
McRibs being permanently available would boost GDP to 5%
WATCH: “Ron Vara is an anagram of Navarro.”

@maddow.msnbc.com explains how Trump’s tariffs policy came from his economic advisor Peter Navarro, who invented a fake expert in his books to justify it🤦🏻‍♂️ 🤦🏼

And now markets are crashing 🎪 #TrumpTradeWar #AmericanBrexit
April 6, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I keep sending sacks of McRibs… it’ll work eventually.
March 11, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Made McRibs for dinner with leftovers and 12/10 no notes
September 10, 2026 at 12:45 AM
The people suing over McRibs:
That gutbuster is NASTY
January 6, 2026 at 3:24 AM
What animal do the McRibs come from?????
December 19, 2024 at 12:43 AM
look I just think everyone deserves novel gustatory experiences (veggie McRibs)
May 23, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Three things needed: Reconstruction, Accountability, McRibs
November 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Three wolf moon shirt, but instead of wolves they’re all McRibs.
June 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM
A food pyramid, but it’s all McRibs.
February 8, 2024 at 12:18 AM