Say is that a Modest Mouse in your pocket or are you just happy to see us? #InphoWars #phishbeefs
October 2, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Hey now and a few more times later. #MePhirst #InphoWars
My propaganda and your propaganda sitting by the fire
September 30, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Hey now and a few more times later. #MePhirst #InphoWars
Suck off Fishman, à la Bittersweet Motel?
December 29, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Lebby summing up the #MePhirst movement quite nicely.
I wonder how much of dropping your trash on the ground is a byproduct of a concern along the lines of:
“but if I walk over to the trash can, I may not get my spot back”
And how much of THAT is the result of selfish behavior &/or not recognizing the person that just went to the bar/bathroom is back
“but if I walk over to the trash can, I may not get my spot back”
And how much of THAT is the result of selfish behavior &/or not recognizing the person that just went to the bar/bathroom is back
Filthy Animals. All of you.
July 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Lebby summing up the #MePhirst movement quite nicely.
Another perfect articulation of the values that drive the #MePhirst movement.
Douchebags, all of them. If your entire Phish identity is being up front on or near the rail, I don't care how "nice" you are, you're an asshole.
December 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Another perfect articulation of the values that drive the #MePhirst movement.
And #PhishBeefs loves you for it. #MePhirst
January 16, 2026 at 12:39 PM
And #PhishBeefs loves you for it. #MePhirst
got trey anastasio and trey azagthoth mixed up again and now i'm wearing a morbid angel shirt at a phish concert and trying to start a circle pit
June 14, 2026 at 2:15 AM
now this guitar’s going to fuck your face because it knows how
to scream
to scream
July 20, 2025 at 2:57 AM
We wear exactly this when we defend our tarp. #phishbeefs #mephirst
Guy on my flight is wearing a tactical vest and shin/knee guards.
Imagine being that scared. Pitiful
Imagine being that scared. Pitiful
September 9, 2026 at 3:06 AM
We wear exactly this when we defend our tarp. #phishbeefs #mephirst
You must be particularly easy going to have made it this long. #phishbeefs #mephirst
September 7, 2026 at 2:48 AM
You must be particularly easy going to have made it this long. #phishbeefs #mephirst
Fair point but until Goose has it's #1 chart topper their crimes remain victimless. We here at the #MePhirst movement find these people #ophphensive because they will lay down a tarp but are too docile to fight to the death to defend the space it represents.
October 1, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Fair point but until Goose has it's #1 chart topper their crimes remain victimless. We here at the #MePhirst movement find these people #ophphensive because they will lay down a tarp but are too docile to fight to the death to defend the space it represents.
We feel your pain and thank you for joining the #MePhirst grassroots movement!
The more I look at Phish's summer tour dates, the more upset I become that Phish didn't consult me on my availability, along with the quality of their venue choices. #beefweek
April 21, 2025 at 2:32 AM
We feel your pain and thank you for joining the #MePhirst grassroots movement!
What did we think all of this was about? Tarps at a Phish show? #MePhirst #PhishBeefs #BeefWeekForever
So ICE now needs the Army to protect them.
September 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
What did we think all of this was about? Tarps at a Phish show? #MePhirst #PhishBeefs #BeefWeekForever
Won't be hard to take the floor from these beta-cucks in Birmingham next time Widespread Panic plays. We are the #MePhirst movement. We insult ourselves. Stay off our tarp.
May 12, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Won't be hard to take the floor from these beta-cucks in Birmingham next time Widespread Panic plays. We are the #MePhirst movement. We insult ourselves. Stay off our tarp.
These jaded vets like complete sentences.
Boy.
Man.
God.
Shit.
There. That's four complete sentences. May we have our participation trophies? #MePhirst
Boy.
Man.
God.
Shit.
There. That's four complete sentences. May we have our participation trophies? #MePhirst
IOWA: “It is a complete pleasure to hear somebody speak in complete sentences.”
*Pete Buttigieg gets a rousing Ovation at the #VoteVetsTownHall* 👏🏽
*Pete Buttigieg gets a rousing Ovation at the #VoteVetsTownHall* 👏🏽
May 15, 2025 at 7:59 AM
These jaded vets like complete sentences.
Boy.
Man.
God.
Shit.
There. That's four complete sentences. May we have our participation trophies? #MePhirst
Boy.
Man.
God.
Shit.
There. That's four complete sentences. May we have our participation trophies? #MePhirst
Who's coming to the #phishbeefs #mephirst rally in Hoboken?
We need a bluesky #phish meet up in NY.
December 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Who's coming to the #phishbeefs #mephirst rally in Hoboken?