Not amuzed Momb, feed me!

#mehongrey #meanmom #cats

I make my kids get school lunch during the school (#meanmom), but we have to pack their lunch for most camps. For lunch tomorrow, 5yo has requested linguine alla vongole. This is why I make them get school lunch!

How much more of this do you think Wolfette will be able to take?

Btw, I'll be at MoCCA Arts Fest this Sunday at the Metropolitan Pavilion in NYC! If you're in the area come by and say hello!

#cartoonist #comicseries #fairytales #3littlepigs #webcomic #silly #wakeupcall #wakeup #chores #meanmom

Got the 11-year old a phone for their birthday. Joke’s on him, I know how to use the phone feature to make his phone ring… early in the morning.

For example I rang repeatedly) him at 7:00 am this school holiday to remind him he promised to make bread.

#ParentingLoL
#meanmom

Share something from the 90's
#90s My son (9 or 10 at the time) was pissed that I would not buy him a No Fear shirt. He didn't get JNCO jeans either. #meanmom

😭 Eye emm zo zawree, Jazpurr. Knoe cad shud haf two enn door sush torchur! #MeneMomb 😭

CAT SPEAK ALT TXT: 😭I am so sorry, Jasper. No cat should have to endure such torture! #MeanMom 😭

Part 1 of my American Arcadia playthrough-- this game rules.

youtu.be/Be5kvCv3CD0?...

Oh sure. Narc on the pupper.

Well let me tell you that this post backfired! I am Team Get Your Sh!t Together & Feed That Doggo On Time! #poorweakstarvingpup #meanmom 😉

making children go to school when they are sick is the worst kind of parenting #meanmom #virusmonkey #sorryteachers

Odd looking kids. #meanmom

I owe @Lindsay_Bionic3 one #ZombieKiller + interest. I need something to get through this mess.

#meanmom #happyearlybdayistoleyourbeer

Mia's kissing Michael, the lights turn on and Elly says, that kiss is magical.

Me: Oh honey, real kisses don't work that way. Her foot just hit the switch.

#buzzkill #meanmom #realist