Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test
August 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test
As a former megachurch youth pastor I can tell you that Hegseth is running the military like a megachurch youth pastor, which as a former megachurch youth pastor I can tell you is a bad idea.
Hegseth kicks off “Send Me” tour invoking the biblical words of “whom shall I send” amid Iran war backlash
September 20, 2026 at 5:48 AM
As a former megachurch youth pastor I can tell you that Hegseth is running the military like a megachurch youth pastor, which as a former megachurch youth pastor I can tell you is a bad idea.
Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test
April 12, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test
It's one megachurch pastor btw
March 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
It's one megachurch pastor btw
in approximately 5 years, a megachurch will have ads for sports betting apps during the intermission
January 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
in approximately 5 years, a megachurch will have ads for sports betting apps during the intermission
Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test
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While Supreme Pastor Joel Osteen has fired ballistic missiles off the Gulf Coast before, today marks the first time Lakewood Church has tested nuclear weapons.
While Supreme Pastor Joel Osteen has fired ballistic missiles off the Gulf Coast before, today marks the first time Lakewood Church has tested nuclear weapons.
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While Supreme Pastor Joel Osteen has fired ballistic missiles off the Gulf Coast before, today marks the first time Lakewood Church has tested nuclear weapons.
While Supreme Pastor Joel Osteen has fired ballistic missiles off the Gulf Coast before, today marks the first time Lakewood Church has tested nuclear weapons.
if you “celebrate Christianity loudly” in some megachurch ass way, people are going to presume things of you that are megachurch coded. trenchant analysis dave.
June 11, 2026 at 8:15 PM
if you “celebrate Christianity loudly” in some megachurch ass way, people are going to presume things of you that are megachurch coded. trenchant analysis dave.
Kamala certifying her election loss. Seated next to her is a toad who looks like a pastor of a megachurch.
January 6, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Kamala certifying her election loss. Seated next to her is a toad who looks like a pastor of a megachurch.
like alright megachurch aragorn. relax
January 21, 2026 at 1:47 PM
like alright megachurch aragorn. relax
the beaming face of a pedophile megachurch pastor
July 15, 2024 at 11:22 PM
the beaming face of a pedophile megachurch pastor
Nothing will top that megachurch singing "Like a Prayer" though 😌
November 26, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Nothing will top that megachurch singing "Like a Prayer" though 😌
Texas megachurch founder Robert Morris indicted on charges of lewd acts with a child.
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Texas megachurch founder Robert Morris indicted on charges of lewd acts with a child
Morris resigned as senior pastor of Gateway Church in Southlake last year after admitting “inappropriate sexual behavior” in the 1980s.
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August 22, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Texas megachurch founder Robert Morris indicted on charges of lewd acts with a child.
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Texas evangelical megachurch youth pastor, Charles Goff, has been indicted for possessing videos & images of minor girls being sexually abused.
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February 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Texas evangelical megachurch youth pastor, Charles Goff, has been indicted for possessing videos & images of minor girls being sexually abused.
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Is Pope Leo XIV the right person to lead the Catholic Church? We asked four evangelicals at a megachurch outside of Nashville.
April 15, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Is Pope Leo XIV the right person to lead the Catholic Church? We asked four evangelicals at a megachurch outside of Nashville.
Texas megachurch pastor and former Trump advisor, Robert Morris, was just indicted for raping a 12 year old girl.
March 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Texas megachurch pastor and former Trump advisor, Robert Morris, was just indicted for raping a 12 year old girl.
Sharon! at a megachurch (again. Help.)
February 1, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Sharon! at a megachurch (again. Help.)
Drove up to a R+39 Georgia county down the street from a conservative megachurch
June 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Drove up to a R+39 Georgia county down the street from a conservative megachurch
stuck at a megachurch again
April 3, 2026 at 10:53 PM
stuck at a megachurch again
JUST IN: Texas megachurch pastor and former Trump spiritual advisor Robert Morris has been indicted for molesting a 12-year-old girl.
March 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
JUST IN: Texas megachurch pastor and former Trump spiritual advisor Robert Morris has been indicted for molesting a 12-year-old girl.
Saw Jackass last night and left... inspired? Prepared for the week? Committed to keep going? Is this what people leaving a megachurch feel like?
June 29, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Saw Jackass last night and left... inspired? Prepared for the week? Committed to keep going? Is this what people leaving a megachurch feel like?
"this megachurch is a cult which steals people's money, and here are like seven separate affinity frauds that prominent members of the church are running on parishoners." this is a real public service and something which is more or less happening in every megachurch!
February 17, 2025 at 7:19 AM
"this megachurch is a cult which steals people's money, and here are like seven separate affinity frauds that prominent members of the church are running on parishoners." this is a real public service and something which is more or less happening in every megachurch!
North Carolina megachurch evangelical pastor, Alex Hoffelt, has been indicted for grooming & sexually abusing a 14 year old girl who attended his church.
December 11, 2024 at 3:40 PM
North Carolina megachurch evangelical pastor, Alex Hoffelt, has been indicted for grooming & sexually abusing a 14 year old girl who attended his church.
Guy looks like a youth minister at a Jacksonville megachurch and he’s complaining about this
October 6, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Guy looks like a youth minister at a Jacksonville megachurch and he’s complaining about this
This megachurch pastor is running for U.S. senate in Kansas.
Meet Adam Hamilton
@hamilton4kansas.bsky.social
Meet Adam Hamilton
@hamilton4kansas.bsky.social
September 25, 2026 at 12:55 AM
This megachurch pastor is running for U.S. senate in Kansas.
Meet Adam Hamilton
@hamilton4kansas.bsky.social
Meet Adam Hamilton
@hamilton4kansas.bsky.social