Uni burger. He melted
April 4, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Uni burger. He melted
Kristi Noem melted down over her face melting down on South Park. 😂
August 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Kristi Noem melted down over her face melting down on South Park. 😂
One of Trump's ethnic cleansing ICE vans melted in Philadelphia.
February 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
One of Trump's ethnic cleansing ICE vans melted in Philadelphia.
Help I've melted into the couch
September 26, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Help I've melted into the couch
i chug melted butter
July 7, 2026 at 5:55 PM
i chug melted butter
Judge Orders Columbus Statue Removed And Melted Down Into Pinkie Rings For Local Italians https://theonion.com/judge-orders-columbus-statue-removed-and-melted-down-in-1851178112/
October 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Judge Orders Columbus Statue Removed And Melted Down Into Pinkie Rings For Local Italians https://theonion.com/judge-orders-columbus-statue-removed-and-melted-down-in-1851178112/
Just gonna replace melted Robert E. Lee face with melted Darth Vader helmet
October 29, 2023 at 2:22 AM
Just gonna replace melted Robert E. Lee face with melted Darth Vader helmet
Her ability to not laugh in his face while he melted down is proof of her professionalism. The snap back was chef's-kiss perfect.
September 26, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Her ability to not laugh in his face while he melted down is proof of her professionalism. The snap back was chef's-kiss perfect.
BROKERING THE DEAL is when my brain melted, if you want to know.
JFC.
Impeach and remove this lawless man, you fools.
Impeach and remove this lawless man, you fools.
March 13, 2026 at 10:07 PM
BROKERING THE DEAL is when my brain melted, if you want to know.
First-degree burn from the crowd that looks like melted action figures drawn from memory
August 4, 2026 at 2:26 PM
First-degree burn from the crowd that looks like melted action figures drawn from memory
This morning I walked into the living room, and Uni came right up to me, meowing. My heart melted
July 17, 2026 at 1:37 PM
This morning I walked into the living room, and Uni came right up to me, meowing. My heart melted
anti-trans scoundrels have fully melted brains
August 25, 2024 at 3:07 PM
anti-trans scoundrels have fully melted brains
Roo, the melted cat, says well nothing because he melted.
May 11, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Roo, the melted cat, says well nothing because he melted.
Bad news everyone
Charlie & Riley have melted
Charlie & Riley have melted
April 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Bad news everyone
Charlie & Riley have melted
Charlie & Riley have melted
fucking sick of seeing Elon Musk's melted-ass face at all times
February 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
fucking sick of seeing Elon Musk's melted-ass face at all times
No Kings organizers just announced they are planning a THIRD round of historic marches after Trump melted down over last weekend’s protests.
October 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
No Kings organizers just announced they are planning a THIRD round of historic marches after Trump melted down over last weekend’s protests.
chugging down melted ice cream cause he's a FAT FUCK
September 17, 2026 at 9:23 PM
chugging down melted ice cream cause he's a FAT FUCK
grandpa's brain melted
one thing that has slightly slipped through the cracks is that yesterday Trump said that 9,982 out of every 10,000 people are autistic
July 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
grandpa's brain melted
