#OzempicYourMind #WegovyWonders #MetforminMalaise #MemoryMedications #SatireScience By: TheJestPress.com **Ozempic: Now Better Than Forgetting Where You Left Your Car** In a groundbreaking development that’s sure to shake medicine and the memory-impaired alike, a new supersized study suggests that GLP-1 receptor agonists, such as Ozempic and Wegovy, may be not only your ticket out of type 2 diabetes, but also your last defense against the inevitable moment when you try unlocking your neighbor’s car with a slice of cheese, convinced it’s your key fob.