poly people really hit it out of the park with the term metamour ngl. that's such a fun word
October 17, 2026 at 12:17 AM
poly people really hit it out of the park with the term metamour ngl. that's such a fun word
*slowly thinking*
oh, we have a metamour now
oh, we have a metamour now
October 17, 2026 at 3:45 PM
*slowly thinking*
oh, we have a metamour now
oh, we have a metamour now
what the fuck is a metamour. which act of homestuck is that from, millennial?
October 17, 2026 at 12:33 AM
what the fuck is a metamour. which act of homestuck is that from, millennial?
TIL my metamour used to make clothes relevant to my kink interests for pay and has a bunch of patterns and can send me 🤭
October 17, 2026 at 12:12 AM
TIL my metamour used to make clothes relevant to my kink interests for pay and has a bunch of patterns and can send me 🤭
Conventional term: metamour
Joke term: girlfriend-in-law
Mathematical term: girlfriend squared
Joke term: girlfriend-in-law
Mathematical term: girlfriend squared
October 15, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Conventional term: metamour
Joke term: girlfriend-in-law
Mathematical term: girlfriend squared
Joke term: girlfriend-in-law
Mathematical term: girlfriend squared
"Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the metamour around the corner.” - polyamorous Heat
October 15, 2026 at 2:37 PM
"Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the metamour around the corner.” - polyamorous Heat
(at some point you realize curtis yarvin is an nth-order metamour and really, really feel like you need a shower)
October 13, 2026 at 9:46 PM
(at some point you realize curtis yarvin is an nth-order metamour and really, really feel like you need a shower)
Hnnggg my (former) metamour messaged me and I can't imagine it's anything I want to know I don't want to reeeeedd itttt aaahhhhhhh
October 15, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Hnnggg my (former) metamour messaged me and I can't imagine it's anything I want to know I don't want to reeeeedd itttt aaahhhhhhh
NGL I hate the term metamour but since I have no bitches I feel like I can't comment.
October 15, 2026 at 5:28 PM
NGL I hate the term metamour but since I have no bitches I feel like I can't comment.
as the in-house metamour I get exposed to squidge on the regular
all my partners understand "squidge" as a wiggly kind of sensory compression stim seeking cuddle squish that is also itself fun to say.
Families speak in shared dialects. Sometimes these dialects merge when people marry, but often unique words, terms, or phrases will just be universally understood by most or all of at least a nuclear family.
Tell me a word, term, or phrase that’s unique to your direct or close family…
Tell me a word, term, or phrase that’s unique to your direct or close family…
October 14, 2026 at 8:25 PM
as the in-house metamour I get exposed to squidge on the regular
exactly!! that's what i meant! so a gf² requires a fourth girl, while a metamour only requires three
October 15, 2026 at 6:15 PM
exactly!! that's what i meant! so a gf² requires a fourth girl, while a metamour only requires three
metamour resting her feet on me while she edits wikipedia >///////<
October 12, 2026 at 2:55 AM
metamour resting her feet on me while she edits wikipedia >///////<
Apropos of nothing: amazing to hear "girl you kinda sorta met once as potential metamour" turns out to be 1) blacklisted from east coast professional circles, 2) blacklisted from west coast professional circles, 3) allegedly fired for doing a Nazi salute, 4) now starting life over in Japan.
October 14, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Apropos of nothing: amazing to hear "girl you kinda sorta met once as potential metamour" turns out to be 1) blacklisted from east coast professional circles, 2) blacklisted from west coast professional circles, 3) allegedly fired for doing a Nazi salute, 4) now starting life over in Japan.
Metamour = your partner's partner. Not your rival, not your competition. You don't have to be best friends — kitchen table, parallel, garden party: every style is valid. Healthy ones share respect, no scorekeeping, and agreements over assumptions. 💜
#Polyamory #Metamour #ENM
#Polyamory #Metamour #ENM
October 14, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Metamour = your partner's partner. Not your rival, not your competition. You don't have to be best friends — kitchen table, parallel, garden party: every style is valid. Healthy ones share respect, no scorekeeping, and agreements over assumptions. 💜
#Polyamory #Metamour #ENM
#Polyamory #Metamour #ENM
might cuck my AI metamour luigi’s mansion style!
October 11, 2026 at 4:22 PM
might cuck my AI metamour luigi’s mansion style!
BOS made me cry evil airport and roads gob headpats
In other news partner and metamour are back home from a trip yay!!!!
In other news partner and metamour are back home from a trip yay!!!!
October 14, 2026 at 3:10 PM
BOS made me cry evil airport and roads gob headpats
In other news partner and metamour are back home from a trip yay!!!!
In other news partner and metamour are back home from a trip yay!!!!
Even if there is no arising square structure, the metamour is still arrived at by composing the girlfriend relation with itself, which is written as gf², that is, gf∘gf
October 15, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Even if there is no arising square structure, the metamour is still arrived at by composing the girlfriend relation with itself, which is written as gf², that is, gf∘gf
it's so nice to be watching Young Ladies Don't Play Fighting Games with a metamour who does in fact play fighting games
October 13, 2026 at 7:49 PM
it's so nice to be watching Young Ladies Don't Play Fighting Games with a metamour who does in fact play fighting games
I find it so weird when partners don’t talk to each other about who they’re going on dates with. But also, why would someone would be be put off when a paramour/metamour independently identified the same person as a potential romantic interest?
October 16, 2026 at 12:50 PM
I find it so weird when partners don’t talk to each other about who they’re going on dates with. But also, why would someone would be be put off when a paramour/metamour independently identified the same person as a potential romantic interest?
Nothing so grandiose, unfortunately, the only goddess I caught the attention of was oomfie, I hit it off with her so hard I started believing in magic, then I introduced her to my former metamour and they immediately fell for each other and I went fucking Insane
October 16, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Nothing so grandiose, unfortunately, the only goddess I caught the attention of was oomfie, I hit it off with her so hard I started believing in magic, then I introduced her to my former metamour and they immediately fell for each other and I went fucking Insane
My metamour gave me Jupiter...!
October 12, 2026 at 3:22 PM
My metamour gave me Jupiter...!
If anyone’s able to help support my metamour, I would greatly appreciate it. 💜
i don't like doing stuff like this, but for those who can help i could use some help replacing my bag & water bottle because they've both become untenable to keep using. i have options picked out but no money to order them with, any bit would help ko-fi.com/magicamusica...
Support Magica꩜Musica
Support Magica꩜Musica
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October 11, 2026 at 8:10 PM
If anyone’s able to help support my metamour, I would greatly appreciate it. 💜
Laisser sa maison à sa métamour pour le weekend c'est rentrer le dimanche soir et découvrir un gâteau citron-coco dans le frigo qu'elle à préparé spécialement pour toi 🥹
*totalement fondue pour ma constellation* ❤️
*totalement fondue pour ma constellation* ❤️
October 11, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Laisser sa maison à sa métamour pour le weekend c'est rentrer le dimanche soir et découvrir un gâteau citron-coco dans le frigo qu'elle à préparé spécialement pour toi 🥹
*totalement fondue pour ma constellation* ❤️
*totalement fondue pour ma constellation* ❤️
I love my metamour so much!!! They made me in CraftCraft and it looks so goooooood!!!
Also, might have ANOTHER game I want to try out!! So many games, so little time!!
Also, might have ANOTHER game I want to try out!! So many games, so little time!!
October 11, 2026 at 10:40 PM
I love my metamour so much!!! They made me in CraftCraft and it looks so goooooood!!!
Also, might have ANOTHER game I want to try out!! So many games, so little time!!
Also, might have ANOTHER game I want to try out!! So many games, so little time!!
officially joined the council of eunuchs
(metamour and myself screaming conflicting balatro advice at our girlfriend while perched over her on the couch)
(metamour and myself screaming conflicting balatro advice at our girlfriend while perched over her on the couch)
October 13, 2026 at 5:39 PM
officially joined the council of eunuchs
(metamour and myself screaming conflicting balatro advice at our girlfriend while perched over her on the couch)
(metamour and myself screaming conflicting balatro advice at our girlfriend while perched over her on the couch)