#Methodists
Good job Methodists.
March 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
IN CASE OF METHODISTS HIDE DOWNSTAIRS
September 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Methodists. Those are Methodists. Who notoriously just had their own schism over left and right sides of LGBT issues.
April 10, 2026 at 8:28 PM
oh man, Dabo is bringing back Baptists calling Methodists infidels
Clemson football coach Dabo Sweeney just said it was “God’s plan” for his kicker to make a last-second 56-yard field goal to get into the playoffs. God apparently hates SMU for some reason.
December 8, 2024 at 5:12 AM
God must really hate Methodists - based on Dabo's logic.
Dabo Swinney only mentioned God six times in his post-game interview 🤣
December 8, 2024 at 5:00 AM
So we can turn to the Methodists, which had a larger following, especially among the working class. Their views on dress can be read in a 1790 book written by their leader John Wesley, simply titled "Advice to the People Called Methodists, with Regard to Dress."

It reads: "Buy no velvets, no silks,
July 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
"Methodist Sex School" is the name of my next band. Our first album will be entitled The Rhythm Methodists.
February 28, 2026 at 12:37 AM
love going through corvallis on a sunday because the methodists are always out waving signs after church. for years i remember it was anti-war but today it was trans rights. good for the methodists of corvallis
March 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits… muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers… bull dykes, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, and Methodists.

BLAZING SADDLES (1974)

#MelBrooks
September 19, 2026 at 3:42 PM
This Danville, VA city council candidate made a very dramatic video about sidewalks and public safety, and I love it and him.

Worrying about a possible milkshake duck situation, I looked at his FB page, but he seems ok. Juneteenth celebrations, community outreach, Methodists. A solid old gent.
June 27, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Via Aleja Hertzler-McCain: Hundreds of United Methodists rally to dismantle ICE outside Capitol religionnews.com/2026/02/25/h...
Hundreds of United Methodists rally to dismantle ICE outside Capitol
‘We demand that ICE and CBP be dismantled,’ said retired United Methodist Bishop Minerva Garza Carcaño at the rally.
religionnews.com
February 26, 2026 at 4:31 AM
I should note: by my count, this makes at least four clergy members *that I know of* who have been shot with pepper balls or rubber bullets fired by ICE/DHS agents in recent weeks — two Presbyterians, two Methodists and a UCCer.
Big year for photos of clergy enduring pain while protesting ICE.

· Rev. David Black, Chicago Sun-Times: chicago.suntimes.com/news/2025/10...

· Rev. Jorge Bautista, SF Chron: www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/arti...

· Rev. Hannah Kardon, Chicago Protest Photography: www.facebook.com/photo?fbid=1...
October 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
this is why i only fw catholics quakers and methodists
March 28, 2026 at 2:21 PM
1st Corollary joke:

Q: What's the difference between Southern Baptists and Southern Methodists?

A: The Methodists wave to each other at the liquor store.

(cont.)
June 7, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Methodists stay winning (and holy)
February 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Aren't they Methodists?
March 17, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Don’t step to Methodists

“Adam Hamilton” is like the activation phrase for legions of Evelyn Normielibs
Meischa was Roger Marshall's patient. This is her story.
September 25, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Some very good news on an ugly day
United Methodists repeal longstanding ban on LGBTQ clergy
The newly repealed rule prohibited “self-avowed practicing homosexuals” from being ordained or appointed as ministers.
www.nbcnews.com
May 1, 2024 at 4:45 PM
@jasonkirk.fyi coaches are become Calebs
July 26, 2026 at 5:08 PM
I think it's interesting that in the US the Methodists and Anglicans in terms of mix of social positions are the reverse of what they are here in the UK

In the UK: Methodists overwhelmingly liberal, Anglicans very split

In the US: Anglicans overwhelmingly liberal, Methodists very split
March 19, 2026 at 1:48 PM
I believed my big sister when she told me that meth addicts were called methodists. I embarrassed myself by repeating it in History, when we studied John Wesley.
January 16, 2025 at 10:25 AM
PFC Smith getting his Charger reposessed because his paycheck bounced while he was out helping ICE teargas the Methodists.
October 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
And Methodists. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
September 19, 2026 at 3:46 PM
No! Methodists are in the basement having a pot luck!
September 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Q: What's the difference between Methodists and Baptists?
A: Methodists will greet each other in the liquor store.
March 14, 2025 at 1:34 AM