success has many metrics.
March 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
success has many metrics.
Absolutely inarguable that we are in a new historical epoch of the relationship between objective metrics and sentiment metrics
back on my bullshit (vaugeposting predicted consumer sentiment charts)
April 13, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Absolutely inarguable that we are in a new historical epoch of the relationship between objective metrics and sentiment metrics
we should invite the nazis. for The Metrics
August 8, 2025 at 3:22 PM
we should invite the nazis. for The Metrics
Remember: there's no difference between a fan watch and a hate watch in marketing metrics
March 25, 2026 at 8:34 AM
Remember: there's no difference between a fan watch and a hate watch in marketing metrics
We don't live in slop world because of AI, we live in slop world because the purpose of everything is to generate a return on investment for capital. We evaluate everything along metrics designed to serve that purpose over any other. AI is just the best way we found of optimizing for these metrics.
September 20, 2026 at 3:49 PM
We don't live in slop world because of AI, we live in slop world because the purpose of everything is to generate a return on investment for capital. We evaluate everything along metrics designed to serve that purpose over any other. AI is just the best way we found of optimizing for these metrics.
April 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
March 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
This is also not how those metrics work
April 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
This is also not how those metrics work
Nobody cares about the metrics… use the damn app
April 3, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Nobody cares about the metrics… use the damn app
Fascinated by these metrics in my replies on a viral post.
September 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Fascinated by these metrics in my replies on a viral post.
Starting Tuesday, the Dodgers will be playing at home for six days straight. Crowd sizes will be metrics for the public's tolerance of pedophilia and fascism.
July 26, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Starting Tuesday, the Dodgers will be playing at home for six days straight. Crowd sizes will be metrics for the public's tolerance of pedophilia and fascism.
Elon Musk celebrates Mar-a-Lago’s diversity metrics
November 29, 2024 at 1:39 PM
Elon Musk celebrates Mar-a-Lago’s diversity metrics
photo metrics
January 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
photo metrics
i haven't used DoorDash in ages but I did have an old account that I am digging up to angrily delete because metrics are metrics
July 22, 2026 at 11:05 PM
i haven't used DoorDash in ages but I did have an old account that I am digging up to angrily delete because metrics are metrics
This is easily the worst first 100 days of any administration ever. Just a complete and total failure by all objective metrics. What a disaster.
Marco Rubio is now acknowledging that it might not be possible for Trump to end Russia's war on Ukraine (Trump promised to end it before he took office!)
April 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
This is easily the worst first 100 days of any administration ever. Just a complete and total failure by all objective metrics. What a disaster.
Why is the aging whiny-boy pundit class so constantly mad and red about Bluesky?
Theory: Bluesky attention metrics do not behave the way they’ve been conditioned to expect social media attention metrics to behave.
They are pigeons irate that the skinner box isn’t dispensing treats anymore.
Theory: Bluesky attention metrics do not behave the way they’ve been conditioned to expect social media attention metrics to behave.
They are pigeons irate that the skinner box isn’t dispensing treats anymore.
September 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Why is the aging whiny-boy pundit class so constantly mad and red about Bluesky?
Theory: Bluesky attention metrics do not behave the way they’ve been conditioned to expect social media attention metrics to behave.
They are pigeons irate that the skinner box isn’t dispensing treats anymore.
Theory: Bluesky attention metrics do not behave the way they’ve been conditioned to expect social media attention metrics to behave.
They are pigeons irate that the skinner box isn’t dispensing treats anymore.
When a President’s physicians start citing “AI cardiac age” metrics and explaining bilateral bruising from “frequent handshaking,” the line between medical documentation and political messaging disappears.
May 30, 2026 at 3:26 AM
When a President’s physicians start citing “AI cardiac age” metrics and explaining bilateral bruising from “frequent handshaking,” the line between medical documentation and political messaging disappears.
ok yeah this app's instability when by most metrics it's barely growing is really weird
April 16, 2026 at 12:04 PM
ok yeah this app's instability when by most metrics it's barely growing is really weird
6. Wars are often started by politicians who are suffering from catastrophic domestic performance metrics.
June 22, 2025 at 6:40 AM
6. Wars are often started by politicians who are suffering from catastrophic domestic performance metrics.
as a longtime social media manager: engagement metrics were poison in the well
As someone who grew up online, it does depress me to see how many people genuinely can’t fathom why someone would want to be on social media beyond reasons linked to building clout so you can make money.
It’s fun to talk to interesting people from around the world. That’s always been my reason.
It’s fun to talk to interesting people from around the world. That’s always been my reason.
November 16, 2024 at 10:49 PM
as a longtime social media manager: engagement metrics were poison in the well
We started posting about Blue Sky on X on November 6th. Predictably, our account was deboosted \ reach censored.
November 13, 2024 at 2:39 PM
We started posting about Blue Sky on X on November 6th. Predictably, our account was deboosted \ reach censored.
I literally cannot uncheck this box on PowerPoint for Mac, so the next time you hear about Copilot adoption metrics, know these shenanigans are ongoing...
July 7, 2026 at 3:58 PM
I literally cannot uncheck this box on PowerPoint for Mac, so the next time you hear about Copilot adoption metrics, know these shenanigans are ongoing...
get in losers we’re doing pivot to video metrics again but with ai
Meta got caught gaming AI benchmarks
Meta got caught gaming AI benchmarks
Meta released Llama 4, but the announcement was eclipsed by benchmark drama.
buff.ly
April 8, 2025 at 1:26 PM
get in losers we’re doing pivot to video metrics again but with ai
Don't claim it, don't add to their metrics. Free or not. Just don't do it.
Hogwarts Legacy is free on Epic Games Store. Mystery game is the next title buff.ly/HE94Ti2
December 12, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Don't claim it, don't add to their metrics. Free or not. Just don't do it.