#MickeyD
UPDATE: I gots MickeyD breakfasts! I sat not-so-patiently and was loud and ornery til I got McMuffin and hash browns! A great start to my weekend!

#dogsofbluesky #dogs #pet #breakfast #hashbrowns #McMuffun #happy
May 31, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Either that or watch MickeyD play Morrowind for 6 hours. Or watch both simultaneously and see god and puke your heart out and discover cold fusion
November 21, 2025 at 6:11 PM
MickeyD Paris
June 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
"'The board of peace' will be chaired by myself and other very important leaders"

~Orange Grimace to mickeyD execs...
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I would rejoice to see Amazon, Walmart, MickeyD and 99percent of the fortune 2000 boycotted from existence.
🧵 #TruthWarriors ❕ #HearthWarriors 🫂 strike boycott blackout protest

defend the 🫂 defund the 🐷

"billionaires are killing off the growing edges of their people"
#WWResistance

#NoKings #50501Movement #FBR #resist #resistance #BLM #OWS #BlueCrew #ProudBlue #StrongerTogether

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November 16, 2025 at 1:19 PM
"it was so hard to make we were literally dying it over this ad to make it not look like shit" is not really a brag, mickeyD
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad

The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'

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December 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM
All that MickeyD food he eats in one sitting! Arteries are screaming!
January 3, 2026 at 2:34 AM
No SNAP, No WIC, no mickeyd
November 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Every time I see images about this proposed Golden Dome, I keep thinking that one of the arches is missing...

#GoldenDome #GoldenArches #MickeyD #McD #ImLovinIt
May 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
MickeyD-gate!!!
New scandal has dropped! Not including your high school job on your post-college résumé is officially sus

These people are weird

x.com/peterjhasson...
August 29, 2024 at 3:23 PM
McDonalds has an ad of a lonely monster connecting with a cute lady over McNuggets...then turns into a regular dude.

You ALMOST had the monsterfuckers with your campaign, MickeyD. Almost.
July 9, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Since you're watching MickeyD, Goldeneye or Nightfire, for mp
June 15, 2025 at 5:43 PM
just realized sf6 music sounds like the music in mickeyd games
April 23, 2026 at 12:25 AM
its not so much damage as im dying in one hit and have made a fucking Mistake not getting some good equipment and skills and magic first, my first playthrough when i did this xaldin was WAY easier i got mickeyd like 4 times

but just the usual, valour, wisdom, limit master
September 21, 2026 at 10:56 PM
If Elon & MickeyD were real men they would shower aide and $$$ on California to fight the fires.
January 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Omg🙄 WHAT AN ASSHOLE
Dump: “She (Kamala) never worked there (MickeyD); … I’m gonna go work the French Fry machine somewhere next week and see just how hard it is” 🙄
Sure, DonOld
PSA: Whatever MickeyD he shows up at, please ensure his suit & tie get splattered BIGLY

French🍟Frying him =
Bonus Points
September 26, 2024 at 11:12 PM
My bougie kids are fascinated by the concept of the early 80s McDonalds birthday parties. I went to one when I was 6 or 7. I remember being insanely jealous. All my birthday parties were at the dining table, shared with my sister who was 2 years and one week younger. We didn’t have MickeyD money!
a mcdonald 's sign with a prisoner holding a ladder
ALT: a mcdonald 's sign with a prisoner holding a ladder
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March 4, 2026 at 12:59 PM
He has to survive his KFC/MickeyD diet past 80.
March 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
C'mon MickeyD due your best now.
May 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I worked at the 5th McDonald's, selling burgers for 15 cents.
I was self-supporting, but the cheap-ass owner forbade me from eating more than one double cheeseburger for my free lunch. Fuck MickeyD.
September 21, 2026 at 2:56 PM
December 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I would hate to see an 81 year old working in MickeyD just to satisfy your greed.
June 21, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Watching steamboat Willie for the first time in 1928

"HONEY. GET IN HERE. THEY FINALLY MICKEYD AN ENTIRE MOUSE"
August 29, 2023 at 8:47 AM
Old MickeyD.
May 12, 2026 at 12:19 PM