Crying about a 'microcheating textuationship' two scrolls ago... be real
November 10, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Crying about a 'microcheating textuationship' two scrolls ago... be real
1 like and ill sneak into the bathroom and jerk off instead of fucking my wife. Its like microcheating.
November 1, 2026 at 7:48 AM
1 like and ill sneak into the bathroom and jerk off instead of fucking my wife. Its like microcheating.
Microcheating is when you kiss a tiny, tiny woman who lives in a thimble.
October 27, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Microcheating is when you kiss a tiny, tiny woman who lives in a thimble.
Yeah it’s bad if you don’t think your partner should have feelings or do whatever microcheating is
October 27, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Yeah it’s bad if you don’t think your partner should have feelings or do whatever microcheating is
Naiinis ako ni i-greet ako wala man lang. Edi dont find today special. Fine. Tatry kong di magchat sayo. You are even unfair. Nagagalit ka for light things kahit ang bigat bigat nung gusto mong gawin this coming week. Will not initiate. Ayoko nalang sumama. Hays. Ayaw ng microcheating pero ano yan?
October 31, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Naiinis ako ni i-greet ako wala man lang. Edi dont find today special. Fine. Tatry kong di magchat sayo. You are even unfair. Nagagalit ka for light things kahit ang bigat bigat nung gusto mong gawin this coming week. Will not initiate. Ayoko nalang sumama. Hays. Ayaw ng microcheating pero ano yan?
(And if they’re like this about a fictional character in a public, shared IP…yiiiiikes. Adding them to the people who believe in “microcheating” on the Maybe Just Become A Desert Hermit For All Our Sakes list.)
October 29, 2026 at 1:35 PM
(And if they’re like this about a fictional character in a public, shared IP…yiiiiikes. Adding them to the people who believe in “microcheating” on the Maybe Just Become A Desert Hermit For All Our Sakes list.)
She puts his mouth where you have to watch. Whose friend still gets the lean?
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October 30, 2026 at 12:01 PM
She puts his mouth where you have to watch. Whose friend still gets the lean?
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Om relationsglosor. "It’s exactly what you’d expect: failing to focus fully on your partner because you’re indulging in what the NYT calls, rather judgily, “the banal distraction of dead-eyed scrolling”." www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Is your partner on their phone and ignoring you? I’ve got a buzzword for that
From microcheating to quiet quitting to weaponised incompetence, new terms to describe relationship failings are abundant. But that doesn’t mean there’s not space for some more ...
www.theguardian.com
October 30, 2026 at 9:19 AM
Om relationsglosor. "It’s exactly what you’d expect: failing to focus fully on your partner because you’re indulging in what the NYT calls, rather judgily, “the banal distraction of dead-eyed scrolling”." www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Microcheating is when you have sex with either the Ant-Man or the Wasp.
October 27, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Microcheating is when you have sex with either the Ant-Man or the Wasp.
Cushioning, benching, microcheating...why do we need so many terms for being a shitty partner
October 25, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Cushioning, benching, microcheating...why do we need so many terms for being a shitty partner
She called him a friend while his hand learned her neck, and you stayed to grade the damage. Who are you helping her hide?
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October 25, 2026 at 9:01 PM
She called him a friend while his hand learned her neck, and you stayed to grade the damage. Who are you helping her hide?
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If he's your 'best friend,' why does it hurt? Decode your dynamic at darkoapp.com
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October 23, 2026 at 12:01 PM
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Cushioning - toxic dating practice where someone in a monogamous relationship keeps backup romantic options, often through secret messaging or maintaining dating profiles, which can constitute microcheating and undermine trust. www.usatoday.com/story/life/h...
There's a new toxic dating trend: ‘cushioning.’ Is it cheating?
What is ‘cushioning’? The dating trend that keeps a backup on the bench
www.usatoday.com
October 24, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Cushioning - toxic dating practice where someone in a monogamous relationship keeps backup romantic options, often through secret messaging or maintaining dating profiles, which can constitute microcheating and undermine trust. www.usatoday.com/story/life/h...
They're saying it's microcheating monday
October 21, 2026 at 12:52 PM
They're saying it's microcheating monday
Statement of the day: anyone who thinks video games are "micocheating"...
....okay, let me amend that.
Anyone who thinks "microcheating" is a thing should not be in a relationship.
Possibly any sort. Romantic, platonic, divine, with the park squirrels, whatever.
....okay, let me amend that.
Anyone who thinks "microcheating" is a thing should not be in a relationship.
Possibly any sort. Romantic, platonic, divine, with the park squirrels, whatever.
October 20, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Statement of the day: anyone who thinks video games are "micocheating"...
....okay, let me amend that.
Anyone who thinks "microcheating" is a thing should not be in a relationship.
Possibly any sort. Romantic, platonic, divine, with the park squirrels, whatever.
....okay, let me amend that.
Anyone who thinks "microcheating" is a thing should not be in a relationship.
Possibly any sort. Romantic, platonic, divine, with the park squirrels, whatever.
This reminds me of reading a comment from someone who said that "oshikatsu is microcheating" lmaooo
October 20, 2026 at 12:50 PM
This reminds me of reading a comment from someone who said that "oshikatsu is microcheating" lmaooo
(I was going to put an allosexuality disclaimer in there, but really, even the acest of my friends will notice other people they want to hang out and have tea with, and the sort of goober who believes in "microcheating" will find a way to make that a big deal too.)
October 20, 2026 at 1:03 PM
(I was going to put an allosexuality disclaimer in there, but really, even the acest of my friends will notice other people they want to hang out and have tea with, and the sort of goober who believes in "microcheating" will find a way to make that a big deal too.)
The GTA dating microcheating discourse is so funny bc when it comes out on pc me and my bf both gonna be sitting side my side on our laptops playing it sksksksk
October 19, 2026 at 9:42 AM
The GTA dating microcheating discourse is so funny bc when it comes out on pc me and my bf both gonna be sitting side my side on our laptops playing it sksksksk
Microcheating on my bus driver
October 14, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Microcheating on my bus driver
Attention infidelity - are you as guilty as l am? Yowza!
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Is your partner on their phone and ignoring you? I’ve got a buzzword for that
From microcheating to quiet quitting to weaponised incompetence, new terms to describe relationship failings are abundant. But that doesn’t mean there’s not space for some more ...
www.theguardian.com
October 8, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Attention infidelity - are you as guilty as l am? Yowza!
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Ni això ens queda. La moral i la culpa fins a quilo fem un like.
www.lavanguardia.com/magazine/lif...
www.lavanguardia.com/magazine/lif...
El ‘microcheating’, las pequeñas infidelidades de la era digital
Un mensaje nocturno, un 'like' insistente o una conversación con un ex pueden ser una actitud inocentes o algo más
www.lavanguardia.com
October 8, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Ni això ens queda. La moral i la culpa fins a quilo fem un like.
www.lavanguardia.com/magazine/lif...
www.lavanguardia.com/magazine/lif...
This has got to be in a real Cosmo article somewhere. It's microcheating or something.
October 7, 2026 at 3:34 PM
This has got to be in a real Cosmo article somewhere. It's microcheating or something.
Microcheating es lo que hace el Pierre Nodoyuna de las MicroMachines.
October 5, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Microcheating es lo que hace el Pierre Nodoyuna de las MicroMachines.
Is your partner on their phone and ignoring you? I’ve got a buzzword for that
Is your partner on their phone and ignoring you? I’ve got a buzzword for that
From microcheating to quiet quitting to weaponised incompetence, new terms to describe relationship failings are abundant. But that doesn’t mean there’s not space for some more ...
www.theguardian.com
October 5, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Is your partner on their phone and ignoring you? I’ve got a buzzword for that
WTF is microcheating?
Y’all just come up with anything 🙄
Y’all just come up with anything 🙄
October 5, 2026 at 3:35 AM
WTF is microcheating?
Y’all just come up with anything 🙄
Y’all just come up with anything 🙄