#MicroTrucks
Only Nixon can go to China and only Trump can make chuds drive microtrucks
December 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
naw i think microtrucks should be the only trucks on city roads
October 27, 2024 at 5:58 PM
One of the most popular accounts was posting about Japanese microtrucks. I reposted it and said that they suck ass. A coal-burning truck would be better for the environment than a Japanese microtruck. I got 50 comments on the post that just said "faggot"
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September 26, 2026 at 1:15 AM
It's been a cool week in that I've seen more microtrucks than cybertrucks
May 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Not. A. Bike.

Stop calling microcars and microtrucks "bikes" because they have performative pedals. This shit needs to stop.

These are the vehicles of the future but they sure as fuck do NOT belong in bike lanes, on shared paths, on bike trails, or anywhere other than on the road.
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September 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I love microtrucks, they are silly yet practical
March 10, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I want to grind up microtrucks and shoot them into my veins.
January 12, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Waiting on EV Microtrucks or vans.

Would be cool to have an EV.
March 12, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Right, yes, but people have been demanding a Smaller Truck for *years*, even to the point of massively jacking up the price on microtrucks from the 80s from overseas just because the beds of modern trucks are approximately the same size while sucking down fuel.
April 3, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Lol I can't believe they made these.

Cheap EV Microtrucks and vans pls.
May 3, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Microtrucks aren't very maga. They should be the size of an f150 at least, otherwise other countries will laugh at us.
December 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Oh interesting! I was under the impression e-bikes had to be pedal assist, but I guess NYC has no such requirement. So another thing that might be killed by Intro 606 (which would probably make groceries even more expensive at the tiny Brooklyn stores that are using these microtrucks for deliveries)
December 22, 2024 at 9:09 AM
There are a decent amount of cheap Rangers and Tacoma's down here and that's what I'm leaning towards. I want one of those Japanese microtrucks so fucking bad but apparently they are just not safe at all
May 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
electric microcars/microtrucks are not terribly far off from that and Chinese OEMs are cranking them out by the zillion
December 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Hee, fun. Not the same market segment as the Slates but microtrucks were once a thing for some deliveries, I understand.
June 26, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Ford trying to cash in on the Joop userbase.

Cheap EV Microtrucks Ford what are you doing. I know it's a 2022 point still stands.
May 18, 2026 at 2:33 AM
All the newcomers talking about how much better bluesky is than twitter: make one post about those stupid goodamn Kei microtrucks and see what kind of replies you get lmao
November 12, 2024 at 3:29 AM
... tempered glass, etc. Of course different specific models have different properties, but, generally speaking, without extensive modification most microtrucks are the equivalent of leafblowers on wheels. This information is exceptionally easy to find literally everywhere!
June 5, 2024 at 8:59 AM
It was irritating because I'm not used to random people being super rude. And i wondered: am I just some asshole making things up? And it turns out: no! It's very well known microtrucks don't pass emissions standards! They also don't have most safety things like seatbelts, airbags, turn signals, 4/
June 5, 2024 at 8:58 AM
The other day someone posted about microtrucks and I quote tweeted them saying that it's not a conspiracy, they're not street legal in the US because they have shitty engines that don't meet environmental standards. They were very mad and asked for links to scientific studies. 1/
June 5, 2024 at 8:55 AM
I would also be open to ripping off the subaru baja, and any number of japanese microtrucks
May 1, 2025 at 4:02 AM