HER: Hey!
ME: Hey!
HER: Damn girl you look so pretty!
ME: *chuffed* Thank youuu.
HER: I dunno how to put makeup on. *pointing to brows* I just got these done—nanosomething?
ME: Microblading?
HER: That’s it. Now I gotta get a tit lift. You know a surgeon?
ME: Oh! Hey little buddy!
HER: Don’t be fooled by his looks! He’s bad!
ME: *faux gasping* He’s BAD??
HER: He’s a bad boy!
ME: But he’s wearing a sweater!
HER: Bill Cosby wore a sweater!!!!
HER: Hey!
ME: Hey!
HER: Damn girl you look so pretty!
ME: *chuffed* Thank youuu.
HER: I dunno how to put makeup on. *pointing to brows* I just got these done—nanosomething?
ME: Microblading?
HER: That’s it. Now I gotta get a tit lift. You know a surgeon?