software engineers always say shit like "i hooked up my lambda s3 drupal instance to my kubernetes microservice load balancer" and all i can say to that shit is you have lost your way this is not what computers are for
February 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
software engineers always say shit like "i hooked up my lambda s3 drupal instance to my kubernetes microservice load balancer" and all i can say to that shit is you have lost your way this is not what computers are for
The cat has once again deployed a devastating DDoS attack against my "lap" microservice, causing me to miss work,
November 20, 2025 at 11:36 AM
The cat has once again deployed a devastating DDoS attack against my "lap" microservice, causing me to miss work,
It is a bad sign when using a website requires you to have an intimate SRE-level familiarity with their microservice architecture
April 6, 2026 at 4:09 PM
It is a bad sign when using a website requires you to have an intimate SRE-level familiarity with their microservice architecture
tfw you name a microservice a really troll name assuming it is just a hack project, but it sticks and now everyone in the org is using the name.....
July 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
tfw you name a microservice a really troll name assuming it is just a hack project, but it sticks and now everyone in the org is using the name.....
old car software tended to be shitry unmaintainable monoliths and to fix this they put microservice architecture in cars
December 20, 2025 at 5:55 AM
old car software tended to be shitry unmaintainable monoliths and to fix this they put microservice architecture in cars
They will need another microservice for that.
October 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
They will need another microservice for that.
Monolithe ? Envoie Kafka chercher MicroService, c’est prêt !
Et vous, comment appelleriez-vous vos enfants si leurs prénoms devaient être en lien avec votre travail ?
T’imagines si tout le monde faisait ça ? Mes enfants s’appelleraient diphtongue et apocope.
June 15, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Monolithe ? Envoie Kafka chercher MicroService, c’est prêt !
microservice the size of a macroservice
December 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
microservice the size of a macroservice
Every time someone uses the word “agent “to describe a service/microservice, take a drink
October 31, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Every time someone uses the word “agent “to describe a service/microservice, take a drink
Turns out one of the microservice is purely there to sync the clocktimes of the containers.
November 16, 2024 at 2:04 PM
Turns out one of the microservice is purely there to sync the clocktimes of the containers.
king solomon looked upon the monolith and said "simply cut the baby in half" and both of the developers nodded back "i am ok with half a baby" — traditional microservice story
March 28, 2025 at 12:03 PM
king solomon looked upon the monolith and said "simply cut the baby in half" and both of the developers nodded back "i am ok with half a baby" — traditional microservice story
trolling eli by creating a microservice (macroservice) in the streamplace repo
January 14, 2026 at 11:37 PM
trolling eli by creating a microservice (macroservice) in the streamplace repo
fahr dein microservice runter bevor du mit mir sprichst du kl w
April 24, 2026 at 9:33 AM
fahr dein microservice runter bevor du mit mir sprichst du kl w
Monolithic VS microservice
May 21, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Monolithic VS microservice
Someone turned off the wrong microservice, lol
December 13, 2023 at 6:49 PM
Someone turned off the wrong microservice, lol
come on ana, add another microservice do it
February 14, 2026 at 3:45 AM
come on ana, add another microservice do it
because most of the protocol sickos are backend devs with microservice brain
August 9, 2026 at 6:32 PM
because most of the protocol sickos are backend devs with microservice brain
🔴 LIVE https://stream.place/iame.li oproxy: An ATProto OAuth Proxy. Available as a Go library and a microservice. And we're shipping it TONIGHT.
@iame.li is 🔴LIVE on stream.place!
oproxy: An ATProto OAuth Proxy. Available as a Go library and a microservice. And we're shipping it TONIGHT.
stream.place
May 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
🔴 LIVE https://stream.place/iame.li oproxy: An ATProto OAuth Proxy. Available as a Go library and a microservice. And we're shipping it TONIGHT.
hearing monzo was fined 21 million pounds
that's about 10,000 pounds per microservice
that's about 10,000 pounds per microservice
July 28, 2025 at 11:47 AM
hearing monzo was fined 21 million pounds
that's about 10,000 pounds per microservice
that's about 10,000 pounds per microservice
"Imagine microservices but replace 'microservice' with 'AI agent' or something"
October 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
"Imagine microservices but replace 'microservice' with 'AI agent' or something"
this isn't just a "fuddy duddy people working on COBOL suck, if we move fast we can make it better" thing
you bypass controls and break my modern microservice k8s production systems with unapproved changes, I'll first break your access, then break your knees.
you bypass controls and break my modern microservice k8s production systems with unapproved changes, I'll first break your access, then break your knees.
this kind of monkeypatching in production goes against every best practice I know, even for modern systems, and I can only imagine how much more brittle the COBOL systems are and how much change management is required to ensure things don't go sideways.
February 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
this isn't just a "fuddy duddy people working on COBOL suck, if we move fast we can make it better" thing
you bypass controls and break my modern microservice k8s production systems with unapproved changes, I'll first break your access, then break your knees.
you bypass controls and break my modern microservice k8s production systems with unapproved changes, I'll first break your access, then break your knees.
baileytownsend.dev/pds-gatekeeper Microservice to bring 2FA to self hosted PDSes
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November 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM
baileytownsend.dev/pds-gatekeeper Microservice to bring 2FA to self hosted PDSes
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