something something microslop
November 10, 2026 at 4:51 PM
something something microslop
For you Microslop
November 9, 2026 at 12:43 PM
For you Microslop
microslop bustedddddd
November 11, 2026 at 11:41 AM
microslop bustedddddd
Alternative title: Microslop has reportedly filed a patent for an AI system to censor & manipulate livestream audio and video content in real time.
November 10, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Alternative title: Microslop has reportedly filed a patent for an AI system to censor & manipulate livestream audio and video content in real time.
WHAT THE FUCK?
I NEED MICROSLOP TO GO BANKRUPT EVEN FASTER
I NEED MICROSLOP TO GO BANKRUPT EVEN FASTER
“As it stands, if people don’t like what they hear, they can simply turn something off; the system outlined by Microsoft describes an environment where people can instead adjust someone else’s speech to their personal taste.”
Microsoft Patents an AI That Can Literally Put Words in People's Mouths in Real Time
Microsoft just filed a patent for an AI product that would be able to transform live video in real time to alter speakers' words and faces.
futurism.com
November 9, 2026 at 12:37 PM
WHAT THE FUCK?
I NEED MICROSLOP TO GO BANKRUPT EVEN FASTER
I NEED MICROSLOP TO GO BANKRUPT EVEN FASTER
legit not going to use 11 ever again. microslop can pry the last good version from my cold dead hands
November 10, 2026 at 7:38 PM
legit not going to use 11 ever again. microslop can pry the last good version from my cold dead hands
Now I’m gonna feel bad for not using Microslop edging because the imaginary tech dragon will be sad 😔
November 9, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Now I’m gonna feel bad for not using Microslop edging because the imaginary tech dragon will be sad 😔
fuck off microslop teams.
November 5, 2026 at 2:18 PM
fuck off microslop teams.
They do some shitty things but in comparison to Sony and Microslop, Nintendo qualifies for sainthood.
November 8, 2026 at 5:36 PM
They do some shitty things but in comparison to Sony and Microslop, Nintendo qualifies for sainthood.
"gegen Microslop".
Protest gegen Microsoft-Rechenzentrum in Amsterdam – viele Festnahmen
Hunderte dringen auf die Baustelle eines Microsoft-Rechenzentrums in Amsterdam vor, die Polizei nimmt bis zu 200 Menschen fest. Was trieb die beiden Gruppen an?
www.heise.de
November 7, 2026 at 5:01 PM
"gegen Microslop".
They probably started working on this because they couldnt get people to stop saying "Microslop", talk about a crashout lmao
November 9, 2026 at 2:30 PM
They probably started working on this because they couldnt get people to stop saying "Microslop", talk about a crashout lmao
A Microslop não cansa de me surpreender nas merdas que fazem
Meteram IA no Paint e agora o Paint está rodando código malicioso de terceiros, parabéns pra Microsoft, a Pioral
November 7, 2026 at 12:54 AM
A Microslop não cansa de me surpreender nas merdas que fazem
another reason to not add copilot to everything, microslop...
??????? mspaint RCE? lol????
November 5, 2026 at 8:37 PM
another reason to not add copilot to everything, microslop...
As much as I dislike Microslop, I am glad they are the ones currently owning Minecraft.
Notch is a scumbag.
Notch is a scumbag.
November 6, 2026 at 10:18 PM
As much as I dislike Microslop, I am glad they are the ones currently owning Minecraft.
Notch is a scumbag.
Notch is a scumbag.
Spent my afternoon exercising my democratic rights
November 6, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Spent my afternoon exercising my democratic rights
In other news, third party apps to remove Microslop AI and Telemetry are having a bumper year.
November 7, 2026 at 9:30 AM
In other news, third party apps to remove Microslop AI and Telemetry are having a bumper year.
Microslop corrupts OpenAI
November 8, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Microslop corrupts OpenAI
Do you mean Microslop?
November 5, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Do you mean Microslop?
Notch deserves to remain alone with his billions of doallars he got from selling out to microslop cause he could'nt take the heat of being a game dev. and due to his lonelyness and boredum he showed his true colors in his billion dollar mansion in california. I'm glad to see C418 respond like this
November 7, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Notch deserves to remain alone with his billions of doallars he got from selling out to microslop cause he could'nt take the heat of being a game dev. and due to his lonelyness and boredum he showed his true colors in his billion dollar mansion in california. I'm glad to see C418 respond like this
fucking microslop man ive had this computer for one singular fucking year and it has started bluescreening twice a damn day
November 8, 2026 at 1:13 PM
fucking microslop man ive had this computer for one singular fucking year and it has started bluescreening twice a damn day
microslop most likely has to use ai to bandage alot of merge conflicts
November 6, 2026 at 9:31 PM
microslop most likely has to use ai to bandage alot of merge conflicts