The Middle East is full of religious extremists who blindly revere evil men.
Oops! I meant *The United States* not The Middle East.
Oops! I meant *The United States* not The Middle East.
April 8, 2026 at 11:08 PM
The Middle East is full of religious extremists who blindly revere evil men.
Oops! I meant *The United States* not The Middle East.
Oops! I meant *The United States* not The Middle East.
On his way home from the Middle East
May 16, 2025 at 1:35 PM
On his way home from the Middle East
Middle East Conflict Intensifies As Blah Blah Blah, Etc. Etc.
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January 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Middle East Conflict Intensifies As Blah Blah Blah, Etc. Etc.
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Trump: "I just left the Middle East ... "
(Trump last traveled to the Middle East four months ago)
(Trump last traveled to the Middle East four months ago)
September 8, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Trump: "I just left the Middle East ... "
(Trump last traveled to the Middle East four months ago)
(Trump last traveled to the Middle East four months ago)
Only Democracy in the Middle East update
May 5, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Only Democracy in the Middle East update
America's chief Middle East negotiator - Jared Kushner - is almost completely dependent on Middle East government investment in his chief business. It's probably the biggest conflict of interest in American diplomatic history and we should be talking about this way more.
May 13, 2026 at 10:42 PM
America's chief Middle East negotiator - Jared Kushner - is almost completely dependent on Middle East government investment in his chief business. It's probably the biggest conflict of interest in American diplomatic history and we should be talking about this way more.
things every single republican president of your lifetime has done
- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy
- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy
February 28, 2026 at 2:20 PM
things every single republican president of your lifetime has done
- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy
- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy
As the laid off Middle East News Editor, I concur. Management eliminated the positions of every single staff correspondent and bureau chief in the Middle East.
I have to say the Post chose a hell of a moment to lay off all their foreign correspondents
March 2, 2026 at 8:39 PM
As the laid off Middle East News Editor, I concur. Management eliminated the positions of every single staff correspondent and bureau chief in the Middle East.
May the powers that be protect our troops on bases in the Middle East. 😔
June 22, 2025 at 12:28 AM
May the powers that be protect our troops on bases in the Middle East. 😔
You just traveled to the Middle East, Donald. They let you go, no issues.
May 18, 2025 at 4:02 AM
You just traveled to the Middle East, Donald. They let you go, no issues.
hey, remember when Jared Kushner brought peace to the Middle East? me neither
June 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
hey, remember when Jared Kushner brought peace to the Middle East? me neither
Cartoons from the Middle East
سقوط حتمی !
.
Inevitable Collapse
سقوط حتمی !
.
Inevitable Collapse
April 19, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Cartoons from the Middle East
سقوط حتمی !
.
Inevitable Collapse
سقوط حتمی !
.
Inevitable Collapse
every republican president starts a war in the middle east and destroys the economy
September 28, 2026 at 6:00 PM
every republican president starts a war in the middle east and destroys the economy
Buttigieg: You’ve got money from the Middle East going into the Trump family crypto fund while you have Americans going to the Middle East for Donald Trump’s war.
March 7, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Buttigieg: You’ve got money from the Middle East going into the Trump family crypto fund while you have Americans going to the Middle East for Donald Trump’s war.
i’m so excited for peace in the Middle East. we’re only one war away.
February 28, 2026 at 5:58 PM
i’m so excited for peace in the Middle East. we’re only one war away.
The Middle East peace process has reached the “dad yelling at kids from another room” phase.
June 8, 2026 at 10:33 AM
The Middle East peace process has reached the “dad yelling at kids from another room” phase.
Jared Kushner pledged to bring peace to the Middle East when all he really wanted was to bring a piece of the Middle East to Jared Kushner. #OpportunisticNepoBabyConMen
March 14, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Jared Kushner pledged to bring peace to the Middle East when all he really wanted was to bring a piece of the Middle East to Jared Kushner. #OpportunisticNepoBabyConMen
so I gather this is a lot of people's first middle east cease fire.
October 19, 2025 at 7:25 PM
so I gather this is a lot of people's first middle east cease fire.
Looks like someone is panicking about oil prices after his Middle East bombing.
June 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Looks like someone is panicking about oil prices after his Middle East bombing.
Jared Kushner who brought peace to the middle east has been awfully quiet
June 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Jared Kushner who brought peace to the middle east has been awfully quiet
2026: I am struggling in a terrible economy because America has fucked up the Middle East
2003: I am struggling in a terrible economy because America has fucked up the Middle East
1991: I am struggling in a terrible economy because America has fucked up the Middle East
1982: I am struggling in a
2003: I am struggling in a terrible economy because America has fucked up the Middle East
1991: I am struggling in a terrible economy because America has fucked up the Middle East
1982: I am struggling in a
June 8, 2026 at 12:20 PM
2026: I am struggling in a terrible economy because America has fucked up the Middle East
2003: I am struggling in a terrible economy because America has fucked up the Middle East
1991: I am struggling in a terrible economy because America has fucked up the Middle East
1982: I am struggling in a
2003: I am struggling in a terrible economy because America has fucked up the Middle East
1991: I am struggling in a terrible economy because America has fucked up the Middle East
1982: I am struggling in a
Trump calls Gaza "the Riviera of the Middle East"
February 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Trump calls Gaza "the Riviera of the Middle East"
Day 1 of Trump’s ‘Golden Age of the Middle East’.
April 8, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Day 1 of Trump’s ‘Golden Age of the Middle East’.