April 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
“Midvale School for the Gifted,” does anyone under 35 get the reference?
February 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
“Midvale School for the Gifted,” does anyone under 35 get the reference?
How I arrived on Bluesky
January 26, 2025 at 8:11 AM
How I arrived on Bluesky
Midvale School for the Gifted
April 30, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Midvale School for the Gifted
Trump spent three hours at hospital today doing ‘tests’. It should only have been 20 minutes, but the first test was really hard.
May 26, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Trump spent three hours at hospital today doing ‘tests’. It should only have been 20 minutes, but the first test was really hard.
Just to be extra careful, based on an unverified claim that this was in fact in Midvale (a 36,000 population city in the Salt Lake City metropolitan area), I researched all 11 bars in Midvale and added them all to the spreadsheet
None of them made the post either
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None of them made the post either
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January 13, 2026 at 9:54 AM
Just to be extra careful, based on an unverified claim that this was in fact in Midvale (a 36,000 population city in the Salt Lake City metropolitan area), I researched all 11 bars in Midvale and added them all to the spreadsheet
None of them made the post either
bsky.app/profile/nick...
None of them made the post either
bsky.app/profile/nick...
Midvale Mayor Dustin Gettel: "No matter what happens with [the pride flag ban], I want to be clear: All are welcome in Midvale. To every LGBTQ+ person in Midvale, in Utah and beyond: You belong here. You are a part of this community, and no bill can erase that — or us."
Voices: I’m gay, and I’m a mayor in Utah. Pride flags aren’t political, they’re symbols of affirmation for those who need it most.
“A pride flag doesn’t endorse a candidate, a party or a policy,” writes Midvale Mayor Dustin Gettel in an op-ed. “It simply affirms that LGBTQ+ Utahns are an integral part of our communities.”
www.sltrib.com
March 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Midvale Mayor Dustin Gettel: "No matter what happens with [the pride flag ban], I want to be clear: All are welcome in Midvale. To every LGBTQ+ person in Midvale, in Utah and beyond: You belong here. You are a part of this community, and no bill can erase that — or us."
I am a tenured professor at the Midvale School for the Gifted, thank you very much.
As someone who has worked under many celebrated academics, including one (a leader in his sophisticated field) who I once watched spend almost 5 minutes pulling on a door that opened outwards... can confirm
The politest thing you can say about the twilight of the techbros going on at the moment is that it proves beyond doubt that intelligence comes in different forms and is often not transferable between them.
January 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I am a tenured professor at the Midvale School for the Gifted, thank you very much.
Oh, here is the quacks contact information. It's his clinic
MIDVALE CLINIC
7535 Union Park Ave
Midvale, UT 84047
+1 (801) 685-2730
MIDVALE CLINIC
7535 Union Park Ave
Midvale, UT 84047
+1 (801) 685-2730
July 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Oh, here is the quacks contact information. It's his clinic
MIDVALE CLINIC
7535 Union Park Ave
Midvale, UT 84047
+1 (801) 685-2730
MIDVALE CLINIC
7535 Union Park Ave
Midvale, UT 84047
+1 (801) 685-2730
I don't understand how these people work doorknobs, let alone establish reputations as geniuses.
It's like we gave all the power in the world to the students of the Midvale School for the Gifted.
It's like we gave all the power in the world to the students of the Midvale School for the Gifted.
Alex Karp of Palantir says the AI industry must be nationalized to protect it from lawsuits if it accidentally destroys the world. More likely, he sees the bubble about to burst and he wants to be bought out with our tax dollars before that happens.
September 19, 2026 at 2:47 AM
I don't understand how these people work doorknobs, let alone establish reputations as geniuses.
It's like we gave all the power in the world to the students of the Midvale School for the Gifted.
It's like we gave all the power in the world to the students of the Midvale School for the Gifted.
Midvale School for the Gifted
February 15, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Midvale School for the Gifted
Happy Birthday, Gary Larson.
Cat fud.
Cow tools.
Car!
Bummer of a birthmark, Hal.
Anatidaephobia.
Thagomizer.
Roger screws up.
Fair is fair, Larry.
Midvale School for the Gifted.
Let’s get this baby off the ground.
Cat fud.
Cow tools.
Car!
Bummer of a birthmark, Hal.
Anatidaephobia.
Thagomizer.
Roger screws up.
Fair is fair, Larry.
Midvale School for the Gifted.
Let’s get this baby off the ground.
August 14, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Happy Birthday, Gary Larson.
Cat fud.
Cow tools.
Car!
Bummer of a birthmark, Hal.
Anatidaephobia.
Thagomizer.
Roger screws up.
Fair is fair, Larry.
Midvale School for the Gifted.
Let’s get this baby off the ground.
Cat fud.
Cow tools.
Car!
Bummer of a birthmark, Hal.
Anatidaephobia.
Thagomizer.
Roger screws up.
Fair is fair, Larry.
Midvale School for the Gifted.
Let’s get this baby off the ground.
You cut out the Midvale School For The Gifted sign. 🤣
January 15, 2026 at 8:47 PM
You cut out the Midvale School For The Gifted sign. 🤣
Every time I make this mistake, I say "midvale school for the gifted." I cannot help myself
December 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Every time I make this mistake, I say "midvale school for the gifted." I cannot help myself
“look, the only person we found is Bill Clinton! just him! ignore the thing with Trump’s name we pulled down and redacted again!”
some real midvale school for the gifted shit
some real midvale school for the gifted shit
December 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
“look, the only person we found is Bill Clinton! just him! ignore the thing with Trump’s name we pulled down and redacted again!”
some real midvale school for the gifted shit
some real midvale school for the gifted shit
"the prospect of losing on-street parking to new bike lanes stirred opposition from some northern Midvale Boulevard homeowners"
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captimes.com/news/midvale...
February 7, 2025 at 7:47 PM
"the prospect of losing on-street parking to new bike lanes stirred opposition from some northern Midvale Boulevard homeowners"
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The most beloved Far Side in the history of Far Side cartoons
December 29, 2025 at 2:53 PM
The most beloved Far Side in the history of Far Side cartoons
Everywhere I look it’s Cow Tools this and Cow Tools that, but why is it never Trouble Brewin’ this? Or Midvale School for the Gifted that?
September 12, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Everywhere I look it’s Cow Tools this and Cow Tools that, but why is it never Trouble Brewin’ this? Or Midvale School for the Gifted that?
as a fOrMeR giFtEd KiD this was a huge hit when the teacher hung it up in the enrichment room in the second grade
December 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
as a fOrMeR giFtEd KiD this was a huge hit when the teacher hung it up in the enrichment room in the second grade
"Midvale School for the Gifted," I say every time someone pushes on a pull door, as if the reference is obvious to everyone.
the Far Side is an unfortunately load-bearing aspect of my personality
July 25, 2026 at 12:19 AM
"Midvale School for the Gifted," I say every time someone pushes on a pull door, as if the reference is obvious to everyone.
Every once in a while I remember that Supergirl's Midvale thematically fits neatly between Superboy's Smallville and Superman's Metropolis. Oh, those comics guys.
May 22, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Every once in a while I remember that Supergirl's Midvale thematically fits neatly between Superboy's Smallville and Superman's Metropolis. Oh, those comics guys.
