Midwesterners when it’s time to lie to polling companies
August 12, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Midwesterners when it’s time to lie to polling companies
Chicago is part of the Midwest
There is something about the Midwest that makes us strong. Maybe it’s the winters. Maybe it’s the work ethic. Midwesterners are tough. Midwesterners are strong. So he’s coming after Chicago. He’s coming after all midwesterners. It isn’t just about the big cities
There is something about the Midwest that makes us strong. Maybe it’s the winters. Maybe it’s the work ethic. Midwesterners are tough. Midwesterners are strong. So he’s coming after Chicago. He’s coming after all midwesterners. It isn’t just about the big cities
September 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Chicago is part of the Midwest
There is something about the Midwest that makes us strong. Maybe it’s the winters. Maybe it’s the work ethic. Midwesterners are tough. Midwesterners are strong. So he’s coming after Chicago. He’s coming after all midwesterners. It isn’t just about the big cities
There is something about the Midwest that makes us strong. Maybe it’s the winters. Maybe it’s the work ethic. Midwesterners are tough. Midwesterners are strong. So he’s coming after Chicago. He’s coming after all midwesterners. It isn’t just about the big cities
Minnesota showed up !! Us Midwesterners are tough and will not be silenced. #NoKings #IStandWithMD
June 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Minnesota showed up !! Us Midwesterners are tough and will not be silenced. #NoKings #IStandWithMD
Delicate Midwesterners cannot handle Atlanta's cold weather
BREAKING: the roof will be closed at the CFP championship game on Monday, because they’re cowards.
January 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Delicate Midwesterners cannot handle Atlanta's cold weather
Imagine trying to convince Midwesterners that this is a state fair…I bet there’s not a butter cow or a fried Oreo in sight.
June 28, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Imagine trying to convince Midwesterners that this is a state fair…I bet there’s not a butter cow or a fried Oreo in sight.
Midwesterners have a sixth sense for bullshitters.
We sent Raja packing.
We sent Raja packing.
March 18, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Midwesterners have a sixth sense for bullshitters.
We sent Raja packing.
We sent Raja packing.
I wanted to understand why so many working class midwesterners voted for Trump. So I listened to a bunch of well-off New York podcasters.
November 17, 2024 at 7:58 PM
I wanted to understand why so many working class midwesterners voted for Trump. So I listened to a bunch of well-off New York podcasters.
The drive so dull only Midwesterners survive it.
September 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
The drive so dull only Midwesterners survive it.
Someone create a photo gallery of midwesterners in pajamas and robes telling the paramilitary troops to eat shit
Every photo from Minneapolis looks like this. Cops decked out with guns and full tac gear facing off against people in bathrobes, parkas, and sweatpants armed only with whistles and cell phones.
Yet every verified MAGA chode on X dutifully calls it a riot or violent insurrection.
Yet every verified MAGA chode on X dutifully calls it a riot or violent insurrection.
February 12, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Someone create a photo gallery of midwesterners in pajamas and robes telling the paramilitary troops to eat shit
In Minneapolis this afternoon—
Hundreds are streaming across the snow and ice into Powderhorn Park for a rally and march demanding ICE leave Minnesota.
It is bitterly cold. There are hardcore Midwesterners out here making their way in with trekking poles.
Hundreds are streaming across the snow and ice into Powderhorn Park for a rally and march demanding ICE leave Minnesota.
It is bitterly cold. There are hardcore Midwesterners out here making their way in with trekking poles.
January 10, 2026 at 6:57 PM
In Minneapolis this afternoon—
Hundreds are streaming across the snow and ice into Powderhorn Park for a rally and march demanding ICE leave Minnesota.
It is bitterly cold. There are hardcore Midwesterners out here making their way in with trekking poles.
Hundreds are streaming across the snow and ice into Powderhorn Park for a rally and march demanding ICE leave Minnesota.
It is bitterly cold. There are hardcore Midwesterners out here making their way in with trekking poles.
Damn midwesterners
August 4, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Damn midwesterners
Goodbye Chicago — you remain a world-class city populated by decent Midwesterners!!
March 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Goodbye Chicago — you remain a world-class city populated by decent Midwesterners!!
What an article! Nice to see midwesterners returning to their reputation of being sensible, no nonsense people. Enough already.
November 29, 2025 at 12:31 PM
What an article! Nice to see midwesterners returning to their reputation of being sensible, no nonsense people. Enough already.
Genius to send the former mayor of nyc to convince midwesterners that data centers are great
A video taken Saturday shows former NYC Mayor Eric Adams in sales pitch mode in Wisconsin Rapids, as he's heckled by residents opposed to the data center he's trying to sell them on.
"My name is Eric Adams," he begins, as the boos begin to rain down. "You belong in prison!" one attendee shouts.
"My name is Eric Adams," he begins, as the boos begin to rain down. "You belong in prison!" one attendee shouts.
Eric Adams Is Selling Data Centers in Wisconsin Now
The former mayor had a wild weekend, and other links to start your day.
hellgatenyc.com
August 3, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Genius to send the former mayor of nyc to convince midwesterners that data centers are great
finally, an editorial angle for climate news that we midwesterners can understand
July 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
finally, an editorial angle for climate news that we midwesterners can understand
They are losing white midwesterners
This is not insignificant
This is not insignificant
Hannity has a Fox reporter in Minneapolis talk to a random protester walking through the city who goes on to spit bars for 2 minutes
January 10, 2026 at 12:53 PM
They are losing white midwesterners
This is not insignificant
This is not insignificant
and every elitist notion of Midwesterners.
Last week in Minnesota, I watched ordinary people risk their lives to protect their neighbors. In the process, they not only won a significant—though not final—victory against authoritarianism, they proved virtually every MAGA social theory wrong. (gift link) www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
January 27, 2026 at 1:52 PM
and every elitist notion of Midwesterners.
38F and clear at 7am in late January. This is what midwesterners call "false spring." 😄
January 29, 2025 at 12:19 PM
38F and clear at 7am in late January. This is what midwesterners call "false spring." 😄
when new yorkers all experience something on social media it's like a rat that got ahold of a brazil nut. when upper midwesterners all experience something on social media it's a breathtaking dance of radiant light and color across the entire night sky
November 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
when new yorkers all experience something on social media it's like a rat that got ahold of a brazil nut. when upper midwesterners all experience something on social media it's a breathtaking dance of radiant light and color across the entire night sky
I was told by Nickelodeon Execs that my Paw Patrol script about a tornado that flings pies was way too scary for midwesterners and that it presented (and this is an exact quote) "A DIRECT THREAT TO MIDDLE AMERICA."
but honestly I think @pabastien.bsky.social has the best note of anyone I've ever heard.
July 5, 2026 at 10:45 PM
I was told by Nickelodeon Execs that my Paw Patrol script about a tornado that flings pies was way too scary for midwesterners and that it presented (and this is an exact quote) "A DIRECT THREAT TO MIDDLE AMERICA."
ICE can't even deal with irate middle-aged midwesterners. how does he occupy hundreds, if not thousands, of polling cites and precincts? trump v. illinois clarified that he has no legal authority to unilaterally commandeer national guards, how does he move forward from there?
January 15, 2026 at 4:32 PM
ICE can't even deal with irate middle-aged midwesterners. how does he occupy hundreds, if not thousands, of polling cites and precincts? trump v. illinois clarified that he has no legal authority to unilaterally commandeer national guards, how does he move forward from there?
Midwesterners running outside whenever they hear tornado sirens
October 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Midwesterners running outside whenever they hear tornado sirens
ATTENTION MIDWESTERNERS
hi this is to make you aware that I've just coined "lolp"
it's like welp but for lol
okay carry on
it's like welp but for lol
okay carry on
August 31, 2026 at 1:24 AM
ATTENTION MIDWESTERNERS