intimidates all the men on Grindr
And they're like "Woah it's bigger than mine"
Damn right, but I wanna get dicked
wanna fuck you, not even trying to charge
Please continue your scrolling, venting about the guys in the area wanting smaller fems instead of heavy hairy bearger lol
intimidates all the men on Grindr
And they're like "Woah it's bigger than mine"
Damn right, but I wanna get dicked
wanna fuck you, not even trying to charge
Please continue your scrolling, venting about the guys in the area wanting smaller fems instead of heavy hairy bearger lol
#Snakes 🐍 #Turtles 🐢 #Frogs 🐸
Mel said I should name it, since we’re familiar w/ each other at this point. So, I’m calling it Mitra (“friend” in Sanskrit).
I hope to see Mitra again in the future.
#Nature #Snakes 🐍
*removes hat* This is an excellent thread. I enjoy sneks and Fiestaware.
*removes hat* This is an excellent thread. I enjoy sneks and Fiestaware.
now an Addled Milksnake.
now an Addled Milksnake.
YOU ARE SO LUCKY YOU MADE A SNABY FRIEND!
YOU ARE SO LUCKY YOU MADE A SNABY FRIEND!
And yes, taking a shit is a *classic* move
And yes, taking a shit is a *classic* move
KEVIN: *recaptures snake* I believe he just took a shit.
ME: You would too if a giant dropped a bowl on you…Oh, I think it might be a milksnake.
KEVIN: Are you SURE?
ME: Not even a little!
KEVIN: …
ME: Ok, so new suggestion.
KEVIN: Eh?
ME: Grab cardboard, run like hell.
KEVIN: *recaptures snake* I believe he just took a shit.
ME: You would too if a giant dropped a bowl on you…Oh, I think it might be a milksnake.
KEVIN: Are you SURE?
ME: Not even a little!
KEVIN: …
ME: Ok, so new suggestion.
KEVIN: Eh?
ME: Grab cardboard, run like hell.
Day TWO! 🐍🥛
Milksnake
If it has already been snake'n, shouldn't it be called a Milksnook?
#Reptember26
Day TWO! 🐍🥛
Milksnake
If it has already been snake'n, shouldn't it be called a Milksnook?
#Reptember26
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