#MillenialProblems
Just typed the sentence "earlier in the century" about... 2005

#FeelingOld #MillenialProblems
October 19, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Pants that cover your belly button are not “low rise.” I want pants that sit on my hips, not my rib cage 😒

#MillenialProblems
October 12, 2026 at 10:22 PM
My moms OT guy is so nice and personable, i stopped working in the yard so i could chat with him for a bit.

He thanked me for the convo on his way out.

Im my mind im like "yeah man i had a feeling, i needed some chill convo too"

#millenialproblems
September 29, 2026 at 4:55 PM
​I mean, it's a pretty balanced diet if you think about it. One is for the mood, the other is for health

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September 23, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Super weird that one of the girls that used to mock and bully 10yo me for loving the Backstreet Boys is getting to see them in Vegas right now and not me.

I see you. 10yo me sees you. 🥲

Sorry. End of rant.

#MillenialProblems
July 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
#millenialproblems When you're dancing to "Get Low" at a wedding and then pop your back while trying to get low.

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November 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Postal application sent. Had to google how to use a post office. May or may not arrive. Do you even have a letterbox? MillenialProblems
November 3, 2023 at 1:03 AM
Shout out to all the over achieving girlies that have now been diagnosed with ADHD in their 30’s. Send over all your tips and tricks to this newly diagnosed girly. Step one.. starting Strattera #adhd #30’s #medication #millenialproblems
October 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
#MillenialProblems 😎👉👉
(Me too, fr)
June 21, 2026 at 3:43 AM
In this series of poems, Tess Ezzy scrutinizes the existential predicaments confronting millennials.

Read more in Limina 30.1, 'Crisis', coming soon.

#poetry #crisis #millenials #millenialproblems #millenialcringe #writing #australianpoetry #australianwriters #perthisokay #writerlife #poet
May 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I feel like I caved to peer pressure, but I’m tired of feeling like I need to have polished toenails all summer long. And I’m too lazy to tie my shoes.

#millenialproblems
March 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I am just… so… tired of living through world events. #MillenialProblems
February 5, 2025 at 4:30 AM
When I was growing up, the word “skeet” meant something different.

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November 17, 2024 at 7:11 PM
You know how when bad things keep happening at a point you’re just like “haha well, add one more thing to the pile”? I feel like that’s been almost my whole 35 years of life. #millenialproblems #tiredoflivingthroughmajorevents #alsoamericaproblemsbecauseyikes #grossoveruseofhashtags
December 15, 2024 at 5:01 PM
I’m all for getting rid of Meta and that other one I couldn’t ever figure out, but I am a millennial and I need everyone to decide where we’re going because I am too old to learn this many new apps.

#millenialproblems
January 24, 2025 at 2:12 AM
My brain still thinks 2012 is the future while also knowing that it was, in fact, a very long time ago. #millenialproblems
February 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Crazy thing is, I can't take money serious, but yet I need to be serious about money.

#millenialproblems
a young boy wearing a new york jersey sitting on a couch
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March 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
When did ATT force me to have voicemail? I have happily been vm-free for like 8 years.

I got a new plan or sthg and never setup voicemail, because its terrible. #lifehack

Now bots are leaving me voicemails and i have to care. 😑

#millenialproblems
March 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM
"My neck, my back, my 🐈‍⬛, & my crack," I sing to myself while popping copious amounts of THC caps after cleaning the house top to bottom. #millenialproblems
October 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Exactly why I stayed home last night on my couch. This going out and doing 21 yrs old shit as a 37 yr old is too much for this ancient body of mine 😂 #gettingold #millenialproblems
January 1, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Me: why did you send me hearts?

Them: to let you know I was thinking about you.

Me: oh I just use memes and gifs for that.

#MillenialProblems
October 19, 2023 at 8:18 PM
The reality that my parents have let me, my children, neices, and nephew down (along with every other American) w/ their vote in November is something I think about daily.
The duality of loving them while being utterly disappointed in them is so hard to reconcile in my heart.

#millenialproblems
March 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I'm sure most people are buying fun things in the Black Friday sales. Maybe a bit of Christmas shopping...
I've bought a new carpet cleaner.

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November 25, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Hey! I love a lot of their music. Your post hurt my feelings. I feel attacked!! 🙋🏾‍♀️
😆 #millenialproblems #justkiddingGenXreally
January 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM