Warum wachsen eigentlich immer nur die Teile meiner Augenbrauen nach, die ich nicht gebrauchen kann? #MillennialProblems
April 3, 2026 at 6:41 AM
Warum wachsen eigentlich immer nur die Teile meiner Augenbrauen nach, die ich nicht gebrauchen kann? #MillennialProblems
Surely there is a way?
#skeletonvibes #coffeelover #pastelgoth #lazybutcute #darkhumorart #millennialproblems
#skeletonvibes #coffeelover #pastelgoth #lazybutcute #darkhumorart #millennialproblems
September 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Surely there is a way?
#skeletonvibes #coffeelover #pastelgoth #lazybutcute #darkhumorart #millennialproblems
#skeletonvibes #coffeelover #pastelgoth #lazybutcute #darkhumorart #millennialproblems
I used the phone to call the doctor's office TWICE today. I'm a grown up. #Adulting #MillennialProblems #MillennialAdulting
July 14, 2026 at 6:27 PM
I used the phone to call the doctor's office TWICE today. I'm a grown up. #Adulting #MillennialProblems #MillennialAdulting
#millennialproblems
You know you’re getting old when the grocery store starts playing banger after banger 😅
You know you’re getting old when the grocery store starts playing banger after banger 😅
July 17, 2026 at 7:49 PM
#millennialproblems
You know you’re getting old when the grocery store starts playing banger after banger 😅
You know you’re getting old when the grocery store starts playing banger after banger 😅
Honey, the price of rent, gas, and food. #MillennialProblems
21. Name 3 things you wish you could bring back from the 90s
January 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Honey, the price of rent, gas, and food. #MillennialProblems
Giving Instagram a new try. Will actually start posting on there. Behind the scenes. Interesting stuff I see. Some thoughts and analysis. Let's have some fun.
Give me a follow on there: @mikevorkunov
Thanks!
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Give me a follow on there: @mikevorkunov
Thanks!
www.instagram.com/mikevorkunov...
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870 Followers - 122 Posts - "Starting a petition to make games earlier. We’re tired. #millennialproblems #sports #dadlife"
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June 22, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Giving Instagram a new try. Will actually start posting on there. Behind the scenes. Interesting stuff I see. Some thoughts and analysis. Let's have some fun.
Give me a follow on there: @mikevorkunov
Thanks!
www.instagram.com/mikevorkunov...
Give me a follow on there: @mikevorkunov
Thanks!
www.instagram.com/mikevorkunov...
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Millennial: ‘I’m thriving!’
Also Millennial: Binges entire season of a show to avoid responsibilities. 📺
#OlderMillennial #Procrastination
#Millennial
#MillennialProblems
Millennial: ‘I’m thriving!’
Also Millennial: Binges entire season of a show to avoid responsibilities. 📺
#OlderMillennial #Procrastination
#Millennial
#MillennialProblems
February 20, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Millennial: ‘I’m thriving!’
Also Millennial: Binges entire season of a show to avoid responsibilities. 📺
#OlderMillennial #Procrastination
#Millennial
#MillennialProblems
Millennial: ‘I’m thriving!’
Also Millennial: Binges entire season of a show to avoid responsibilities. 📺
#OlderMillennial #Procrastination
#Millennial
#MillennialProblems
That feeling you get where, for once, someone else was more awkward and introverted than you in a phone interaction. #millennialproblems.
a red and orange box is sitting on the floor
ALT: a red and orange box is sitting on the floor
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October 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
That feeling you get where, for once, someone else was more awkward and introverted than you in a phone interaction. #millennialproblems.
Not my brain trying to read everything after the “sinner or saint” line to the tune of Meredith Brooks’ “Bitch” 😂💀
#millennialproblems
#millennialproblems
May 25, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Not my brain trying to read everything after the “sinner or saint” line to the tune of Meredith Brooks’ “Bitch” 😂💀
#millennialproblems
#millennialproblems
Sorry, @kenjimallon ... Gonna miss the mortgage payment again this month. #AvocadoToast #MillennialProblems
November 26, 2024 at 2:00 PM
Sorry, @kenjimallon ... Gonna miss the mortgage payment again this month. #AvocadoToast #MillennialProblems
It’s taken me two weeks to mail something back bc I have to go get stamps to do it. #Millennialproblems
August 2, 2023 at 2:19 PM
It’s taken me two weeks to mail something back bc I have to go get stamps to do it. #Millennialproblems
I miss when everyone could just write blogs instead of having to be photogenic while talking inches away from an HD camera.🫠 #millennialproblems
March 2, 2026 at 1:39 AM
I miss when everyone could just write blogs instead of having to be photogenic while talking inches away from an HD camera.🫠 #millennialproblems
I may or may not have written January 2015 in an email for an upcoming meeting next month. #MillennialProblems
December 10, 2024 at 2:36 PM
I may or may not have written January 2015 in an email for an upcoming meeting next month. #MillennialProblems
Me at 11:00 PM: “Early night.”
My brain at 11:01 PM: “Remember that awkward thing from 8th grade?”
#BelowYourAverageIQ #InsomniaHumor #LateNightThoughts #ComedyPodcast #MillennialProblems
My brain at 11:01 PM: “Remember that awkward thing from 8th grade?”
#BelowYourAverageIQ #InsomniaHumor #LateNightThoughts #ComedyPodcast #MillennialProblems
November 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Me at 11:00 PM: “Early night.”
My brain at 11:01 PM: “Remember that awkward thing from 8th grade?”
#BelowYourAverageIQ #InsomniaHumor #LateNightThoughts #ComedyPodcast #MillennialProblems
My brain at 11:01 PM: “Remember that awkward thing from 8th grade?”
#BelowYourAverageIQ #InsomniaHumor #LateNightThoughts #ComedyPodcast #MillennialProblems
Sometimes it good to be already poor. I have no retirement to lose. Every time I started to make a little money, Republicans broke the economy again #millennialproblems
The Hang Seng opens in 20 minutes. Looks like a global bloodbath brewing. Trillions in wealth evaporating.
March 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Sometimes it good to be already poor. I have no retirement to lose. Every time I started to make a little money, Republicans broke the economy again #millennialproblems
How did I go from Disney Channel & Looney Tunes marathons to… paying bills? Ugh, adulthood is the worst plot twist. 🐭📺💸
#Adulting #MillennialProblems #POC #WOC #WritingCommunity #Relatable
#Adulting #MillennialProblems #POC #WOC #WritingCommunity #Relatable
tiny toons looney tunes poster with a bunny holding a piece of paper
ALT: tiny toons looney tunes poster with a bunny holding a piece of paper
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September 13, 2025 at 12:43 PM
How did I go from Disney Channel & Looney Tunes marathons to… paying bills? Ugh, adulthood is the worst plot twist. 🐭📺💸
#Adulting #MillennialProblems #POC #WOC #WritingCommunity #Relatable
#Adulting #MillennialProblems #POC #WOC #WritingCommunity #Relatable
I had a random add me on Snapchat and I sent them an A/S/L and they said they can hear just fine #MillennialProblems
April 4, 2024 at 4:05 AM
I had a random add me on Snapchat and I sent them an A/S/L and they said they can hear just fine #MillennialProblems
June 27, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Recently brushed the sidewalk. Already feeling fatigued. #MillennialProblems 🤦🏾♂️😂
January 6, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Recently brushed the sidewalk. Already feeling fatigued. #MillennialProblems 🤦🏾♂️😂
Also wanted to share this horror I found at work yesterday. It's a flyer for a 2010s themed party.
I was a uni graduate by 2010 and it barely feels 5 minutes ago. I can't even think what would be associated with that time period to be considered a 'theme'.
#millennial #old #millennialproblems
I was a uni graduate by 2010 and it barely feels 5 minutes ago. I can't even think what would be associated with that time period to be considered a 'theme'.
#millennial #old #millennialproblems
February 7, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Also wanted to share this horror I found at work yesterday. It's a flyer for a 2010s themed party.
I was a uni graduate by 2010 and it barely feels 5 minutes ago. I can't even think what would be associated with that time period to be considered a 'theme'.
#millennial #old #millennialproblems
I was a uni graduate by 2010 and it barely feels 5 minutes ago. I can't even think what would be associated with that time period to be considered a 'theme'.
#millennial #old #millennialproblems
...thought about this today - how do I get on the side of 40+ unserious but yet serious unmarried childless humans that's funny n relatable? small human humor also welcomed as well as the other stuff #curating #millennialproblems
November 19, 2024 at 3:55 AM
...thought about this today - how do I get on the side of 40+ unserious but yet serious unmarried childless humans that's funny n relatable? small human humor also welcomed as well as the other stuff #curating #millennialproblems
#BPDAquariusMusings
#millennialproblems
#shadowwork
#holidays
Constantly drowning in the existential crisis that is being around my family
lol
#millennialproblems
#shadowwork
#holidays
Constantly drowning in the existential crisis that is being around my family
lol
December 25, 2024 at 3:44 AM
#BPDAquariusMusings
#millennialproblems
#shadowwork
#holidays
Constantly drowning in the existential crisis that is being around my family
lol
#millennialproblems
#shadowwork
#holidays
Constantly drowning in the existential crisis that is being around my family
lol
Hangxiety: when your hangover swaps nausea for a 4 a.m. existential audit. 🍷💀
It’s not weakness—it’s feedback from your nervous system.
Laugh through the dread, hydrate, and maybe skip “just one more.”
#Hangxiety #MentalHealth #MillennialProblems #Wellbeing #LifestyleHumor #ModernLife…
It’s not weakness—it’s feedback from your nervous system.
Laugh through the dread, hydrate, and maybe skip “just one more.”
#Hangxiety #MentalHealth #MillennialProblems #Wellbeing #LifestyleHumor #ModernLife…
Hangxiety (2025): Why One Glass of Wine Now Feels Like Existential Dread
Hangxiety is the new hangover — less nausea, more existential dread. Here’s why your glass of wine now triggers an emotional post-mortem, and how to laugh through it.
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October 27, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Hangxiety: when your hangover swaps nausea for a 4 a.m. existential audit. 🍷💀
It’s not weakness—it’s feedback from your nervous system.
Laugh through the dread, hydrate, and maybe skip “just one more.”
#Hangxiety #MentalHealth #MillennialProblems #Wellbeing #LifestyleHumor #ModernLife…
It’s not weakness—it’s feedback from your nervous system.
Laugh through the dread, hydrate, and maybe skip “just one more.”
#Hangxiety #MentalHealth #MillennialProblems #Wellbeing #LifestyleHumor #ModernLife…