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🚨FRIDAY HAS BEEN LOCATED🚨

After an extensive investigation involving coffee and absolutely no actual work, authorities have confirmed the weekend is only one day away.

Remain calm. Celebrate responsibly.

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October 2, 2026 at 1:33 PM
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Members of this Starter Pack are known to:
✅ Think for themselves
✅ Vote
✅ Laugh
✅ Encourage others to vote
✅ Defend our Republic!
Frankly, as cults go, it's embarrassingly bad.🥺

Outstanding Starter Pack, though!💙🤘
Please F0LL0W👣 & REP0ST♻️
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September 30, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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After months of investigation, authorities discovered the source of all the hope, humor, community & civic engagement in my feed.
The people in this Starter Pack.
No arrests have been made.
Up your #GOTV Game. Start here.

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September 30, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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Time for feed maintenance.
Inside: trusted mutuals who are thoughtful, accurate, compassionate, and capable of restoring your hope.
Name of the game is #IMPEACH #CONVICT #REMOVE
This is how we Defend our Republic.
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June 27, 2026 at 12:55 AM
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☕🌅 Good Morning, #ProudBlue #GTS #Blues #DV1 #DefendersOfDemocracy!

It's Thursday. The weekend has been spotted in the distance. Stay calm. Do not make sudden movements.

Remain caffeinated and proceed toward freedom in an orderly fashion. 😎

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October 1, 2026 at 2:15 PM
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💙☕ Good Morning #ProudBlue #DV1 #Blues #GTS #DefendersOfDemocracy

Coffee: brewed.
Motivation: pretending to connect.
If Monday gives you lemons, DEMAND TO KNOW who scheduled a citrus meeting before breakfast!😧
Be nicer than necessary & sassier than expected.

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September 28, 2026 at 2:40 PM
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Stepping out of our comfort zones was never the plan.
But the Republic won't defend itself; we need to do it.
Hope isn't naive; it's a muscle; we're flexing it together!
Nobody fights alone!
#StrongerTogether
#DOOR #ProudBlue #DV1 #Blues
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July 28, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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Rights under attack?
This pack stands up, fights back, & brings feral strength to the #Resistance. Support #MajorWatson & #DOOR, & #DEFEND our rights!
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July 12, 2026 at 2:54 PM
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GM #Blues #ProudBlue #DV1 #GTS #DefendersOfDemocracy💙🐪☕🤘😎🎸🎶🌻🍂☮️🐺

You are smarter than your worries, tougher than your obstacles, and significantly more powerful after coffee. History confirms this; not convinced? Have more coffee!
Failure is not caffeinated.

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September 30, 2026 at 2:06 PM
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The US needs hydration, therapy, and heroes like #MajorWatson.
Joy as defiance
Hope as strategy
We celebrate
We #Resist.
We refuse fascism with snacks & spite!
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July 4, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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Tired of low voter turnout?
Frustrated by chronic civic sleepwalking?
Introducing: ACTUALLY SHOWING UP™️!
Side effects include hope, determination, community, and WINNING ELECTIONS. 55 days!!
Follow these folks, and let's wake America up.

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September 8, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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All this talk about "WOKE," yet so many are still hitting snooze. 55 days until the midterms, and democracy won't defend itself. These folks are organizing, informing, motivating, and helping GOTV. Wake up the masses and get them to work!

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September 8, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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☕💙☮️ GM #ProudBlue #Blues #DV1 #GTS #DefendersOfDemocracy #DOOR!
5th Dentists estimate that Tuesday is 87% easier when you laugh at your problems and 102% easier when you add coffee. I may have made those numbers up, but they feel accurate. 😁
Have a great day!
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September 29, 2026 at 1:58 PM
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This pack stands tall, swings hard, & never backs down. Support #MajorWatson & #DOOR.
Follow these vetted mutuals who punch injustice in the kneecaps, fueling the #Resistance daily & level up your feed w/strength, hope, joy & feral courage.
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July 12, 2026 at 4:18 PM
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100% accurate, at least 50% of the time.
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September 29, 2026 at 2:33 PM
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If you're side‑eying reality right now, congrats; you're paying attention.
Some feelings are rational responses to irrational behavior. Let's add more clear‑headed humans to your feed. Start with these vetted #Resisters.

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April 27, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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Good morning, Larry!
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September 30, 2026 at 2:40 PM
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I can't keep the internet from freebasing conspiracy dust, but I can hand you a Starter Pack full of people who care about truth and other radical notions.
All vetted mutuals: kind, informed, funny when called for, and deeply committed.
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June 27, 2026 at 1:54 AM
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Behold my Starter Pack! Forged in chaos, sharpened by hope, curated with love, powered by pure #Resistance. This is the best thing you'll find on the interwebs*!

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August 30, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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🌞 GM, #ProudBlue #DV1 #Blues #GTS #DefendersOfDemocracy
Happy Friday! Remember: the weekend is close enough to taste, but not close enough to stop pretending to work. Pace yourselves. Accomplish just enough that Monday doesn't show up looking for revenge.😏
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September 25, 2026 at 1:39 PM
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🚨STOP RIGHT THERE
Hope isn't optional; it's tactical survival, the fuel for our fight.
We #Resist because we hope.
We hope because we #Defend.
We are an army, a movement, a support group.
#StrongerTogether
DEFEAT THE MAGA FASCIST CULT!

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August 23, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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Happy Sunday Morning #BlueSky #ProudBlue #DV1 #DOOR #Blues!
Get this: a squirrel presented me with a leaf like it was a diploma, thanked me for "Existing Correctly", and asked me to send the dogs away. I accepted the honor but said NO.
Have a triumphant day!
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July 26, 2026 at 1:36 PM
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GM #ProudBlue #DV1 #Blues #GTS #DefendersOfDemocracy
💙☕🤘🎶🎸😎🐪🍂☮️🐺
May your coffee be strong, your patience selective, and your standards higher than today's nonsense. Go do some good and look suspiciously happy while doing it. Raise your coffee above the drama.
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September 23, 2026 at 1:51 PM
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Happy Wednesday, Wile🥳
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Coffee Time: Adventure Time Style
ALT: Coffee Time: Adventure Time Style
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September 30, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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Today's vibe: cartoon physics, zero apologies. A Starter Pack of vetted & brilliant mutuals who bounce back like they've all swallowed an ACME Bunny Spring™.
We survive the anvils because we've got each other.
#StrongerTogether dialed to 11!
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April 19, 2026 at 7:02 PM