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ONE CHIRP, TWO ALARMS AND NO SLEEP| At 3:17 a.m., Cranky Don Joe begins a sleepless search for the guilty smoke alarm. Larry’s advice only makes matters worse.

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SATURDAY MORNING WITH CRANKY DON JOE | The Smoke Alarm Only Needs a New Battery at 3:17 in the Morning | MinneapoliMedia
Cranky Don Joe’s 3:17 a.m. smoke-alarm chirp becomes a sleepless hunt for batteries, two guilty alarms and, eventually, the perfect opportunity to repay Larry.
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September 26, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Cranky Don Joe meets Lake Harriet’s hammock crowd, gets swallowed by nylon and discovers slowing down may be worth the mosquito rent. Join his hilarious Saturday outing:

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SATURDAY MORNING WITH CRANKY DON JOE | The Trees at Lake Harriet Have Apparently Become Rental Properties | MinneapoliMedia
Cranky Don Joe discovers Lake Harriet’s hammock craze, survives a hilarious nylon entanglement and learns that slowing down may be worth the mosquito rent.
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August 1, 2026 at 12:00 PM