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CRANKY DON JOE | One group photo. Forty neighbors. Sprinklers, a dog, and Larry's federal-level planning. Now he wants a drone.

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SATURDAY MORNING WITH CRANKY DON JOE | All We Wanted Was One Group Photo. Larry Turned It Into a Federal Operation. | MinneapoliMedia
Cranky Don Joe recounts how Larry turned a simple neighborhood group photo into a chaotic production, proving that the best memories often happen without planning.
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November 14, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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HALLOWEEN EMERGENCY! 🎃👻

Ghosts demand hazard pay. Vampires are broke. Even the Grim Reaper wants a day off. Humans have become too scary!

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October 31, 2026 at 2:54 PM
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ONE CHIRP, TWO ALARMS AND NO SLEEP| At 3:17 a.m., Cranky Don Joe begins a sleepless search for the guilty smoke alarm. Larry’s advice only makes matters worse.

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SATURDAY MORNING WITH CRANKY DON JOE | The Smoke Alarm Only Needs a New Battery at 3:17 in the Morning | MinneapoliMedia
Cranky Don Joe’s 3:17 a.m. smoke-alarm chirp becomes a sleepless hunt for batteries, two guilty alarms and, eventually, the perfect opportunity to repay Larry.
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September 26, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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Cranky Don Joe meets Lake Harriet’s hammock crowd, gets swallowed by nylon and discovers slowing down may be worth the mosquito rent. Join his hilarious Saturday outing:

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SATURDAY MORNING WITH CRANKY DON JOE | The Trees at Lake Harriet Have Apparently Become Rental Properties | MinneapoliMedia
Cranky Don Joe discovers Lake Harriet’s hammock craze, survives a hilarious nylon entanglement and learns that slowing down may be worth the mosquito rent.
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August 1, 2026 at 12:00 PM