#MonKeigh
He'd probably going to be up on the higher end of the 3 to 400 points. So that's a good chunk of your opponent's army you can remove without much effort. At least for the Drukhari. Other armies might struggle a bit but hey play Monkeigh games, win Monkeigh prizes. 3/3
September 17, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Happiness is when you are finished working and then there is food. I am so excited for dinner, I'm so lucky to get to have oden with my family :D :D :D

Monkey-brained thoughts brought to you by: Monkeigh.
September 3, 2026 at 10:37 PM
marzi: just so you know. im not like you monkeigh and i am not bothered by you touching MY toy
uralon: (not looking up) that’s fine :) i will eat you when you die btw
marzi:
September 2, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Cry harder monkeigh, for I have already depicted myself as the superior kabalite and you as the screaming, skinless, prey-thing
September 2, 2026 at 10:11 AM
Exactly.

Have the Monkeigh considered apologizing for existing in the Eldar's Galaxy?
August 25, 2026 at 8:51 AM
this one doesn't call you monkeigh
August 9, 2026 at 7:23 AM
he is so fucking funny for being like. monkeigh are stupid and inferior and i was USING YOU and MANIPULATING YOU as part of my grand scheme and then the more he talks the more you're like dude literally 3-4 separate people are manipulating you AS WE SPEAK
August 2, 2026 at 5:36 PM
I’m sure they’re far cleaner than any monkeigh, and have been since before we descended from the trees...

… and now I want an ork contingent that did the kommandos thing, but with Harlequins. They’re terrifying because they shouldn’t be able to move like that.
July 28, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Do as 40k does: space elves call humans monkeigh, tau call them guella, variations on ape. Tyranids call them biomass and nekrons don't call them at all
July 27, 2026 at 10:31 PM
ah damn... im also a monkeigh.... My bad
July 21, 2026 at 4:15 PM
1) Morning
2) is this Eldar meme I'm too much of a Monkeigh to understand??
July 20, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Vect nervous sweating of "BOI did one of my Guys fuck up bringing this Monkeigh here."
July 16, 2026 at 5:10 PM
is this monkeigh serious?
July 16, 2026 at 4:34 PM
tervantias: and i gave you a fully functioning reproductive system your body is now capable of bearing children (monkeigh and drukhari both no need to thank me)
heinrix: [extremely conflicted]
June 12, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Asked a trans eldar in my community if she's read any Mechploitation

Just got really offended and shouted "I'm not your Xenos pet Monkeigh!"
June 5, 2026 at 4:19 PM
WE'LL BE TALKING ABOUT THE YNNEAD!

WE'LL BE TALKING ABOUT THE MONKEIGH UPHEVEAL

THE LAUGHING GOD! THE GODDESS OF LIFE!

AND WE WILL SPEND A LOT OF TIME TALKING ABOUT THE LOCATION OF THE FINAL CRONESWORD!!!
May 19, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Its so funny bc he is enough of a realist and so long lived you know he has seen all this shit before at least once. This is like tv to him. Dance monkeigh dance
April 30, 2026 at 3:35 PM
I am not your xenos pet monkeigh 👉👈
April 25, 2026 at 9:51 AM
Typical monkeigh behaviour #marazhai #roguetrader #darkheresy #laarthyr
January 9, 2026 at 11:50 AM
laarthyr calling us small creature is so cutie...a step up from yrliet and marazhai calling us monkeigh OUAFGHSG
December 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Yes Phoenix Lord, that monkeigh over there!
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 PM
how to develop a totally healthy psychosexual obssession with the monkeigh whose life you're trying to ruin in one simple step
#warhammer40k #roguetrader
November 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
It is permitted to sleep with monkeigh if they’re cute - Vect probably
November 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Bro throws away the “hehehe inferior monkeigh kiss my feet” air so fast. Who’s pleasing who now ….
November 2, 2025 at 12:47 AM