the US Government is not the Orange Monkeyboy's personal retribution tool!
March 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
the US Government is not the Orange Monkeyboy's personal retribution tool!
Went to a local Indian restaurant for Monkeyboy’s 24th birthday (how is he a grown-ass man? Feels like he was 2 five minutes ago!)
I had Dal Gosht, garlic naan, and panipuri, and I am feeling fat and happy.
I had Dal Gosht, garlic naan, and panipuri, and I am feeling fat and happy.
February 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Went to a local Indian restaurant for Monkeyboy’s 24th birthday (how is he a grown-ass man? Feels like he was 2 five minutes ago!)
I had Dal Gosht, garlic naan, and panipuri, and I am feeling fat and happy.
I had Dal Gosht, garlic naan, and panipuri, and I am feeling fat and happy.
Meet #ManMonkey! A true villain. From the pages of #NeedhamComics' #MonkeyBoy! #indiecomics #comics Monkeyboy's #GreenGoblin?
December 2, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Meet #ManMonkey! A true villain. From the pages of #NeedhamComics' #MonkeyBoy! #indiecomics #comics Monkeyboy's #GreenGoblin?
During the lockdown my brother got me this face mask made from my #NeedhamComics' #MonkeyBoy's antihero #CornDog #indiecomics #comics
December 3, 2024 at 3:38 AM
During the lockdown my brother got me this face mask made from my #NeedhamComics' #MonkeyBoy's antihero #CornDog #indiecomics #comics
Ooh LMK how this works -- we didn't do a tree at all last year, so this will be Monkeyboy's first Christmas with one at home 😅
December 1, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Ooh LMK how this works -- we didn't do a tree at all last year, so this will be Monkeyboy's first Christmas with one at home 😅
These were so cool. I had Winston.
Five FRIGHTFUL figures! | Kenner Real Ghostbusters Super Fright Features from 1990
YouTube video by Monkeyboy's Toys
youtu.be
August 24, 2026 at 5:00 PM
These were so cool. I had Winston.
@cmcccartoons.bsky.social if Wander Over Yonder season 3 would've been confirmed after all those years, would there be Planet Earth in season 3? Hinting on Planet Earth in season 3 was in an American flag on Monkeyboy's space suit (in "The Waste Of Time") and space ship (in "The End Of The Galaxy")
May 11, 2026 at 1:12 PM
@cmcccartoons.bsky.social if Wander Over Yonder season 3 would've been confirmed after all those years, would there be Planet Earth in season 3? Hinting on Planet Earth in season 3 was in an American flag on Monkeyboy's space suit (in "The Waste Of Time") and space ship (in "The End Of The Galaxy")
The thing I wanted most at college was a set of flannel sheets. Manly bought me a set for Xmas one year & it was the best present, ever. So very cozy in our poorly-heated dorms.
Monkeyboy’s fave thing we bought him for college was a usb-charged hand warmer. Worth every penny, apparently.
Monkeyboy’s fave thing we bought him for college was a usb-charged hand warmer. Worth every penny, apparently.
July 29, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The thing I wanted most at college was a set of flannel sheets. Manly bought me a set for Xmas one year & it was the best present, ever. So very cozy in our poorly-heated dorms.
Monkeyboy’s fave thing we bought him for college was a usb-charged hand warmer. Worth every penny, apparently.
Monkeyboy’s fave thing we bought him for college was a usb-charged hand warmer. Worth every penny, apparently.
On Instagram, look up Local Passport Family! She has tons of awesome tips. The biggest things are to lower your expectations, always have food/milk on hand, and pack changes of clothes for everyone in the hand luggage. Monkeyboy's flight at 11mo was The Worst 😬 (9mo was fine, 15mo was great)
November 18, 2024 at 3:42 PM
On Instagram, look up Local Passport Family! She has tons of awesome tips. The biggest things are to lower your expectations, always have food/milk on hand, and pack changes of clothes for everyone in the hand luggage. Monkeyboy's flight at 11mo was The Worst 😬 (9mo was fine, 15mo was great)
also monkeyboy's posts because they remind me that we all live in a fucking joke of a city and i shouldn't take it too seriously. i'm still incredibly seen by that "annoying motherfuckers at the pub who went to sydney uni mansplaining why trump won" post as a usyd politics student
![What your anxious mind thinks will happen when you leave the kmart without buying anything: [image of someone being tackled to the ground by someone else and also a cop]
What will actually happen: [the same jmage]
Your anxious mind is always correct and you should live your life in fear especially at kmart](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:a27pffq5ugf2g5dvymujvh6s/bafkreics2upq35yzua723yqt3e7jpkzaej5fhdpeoqz3btprqbgzc4kzqu)
![All Sydney Siders need is this
[photo of the beach on a sunny day] [an entire week of forecast for sunny days in the mid 20s] [a six pack of corona extra]
to forget about absolutely everything
"IT'S OFFICIAL: Sydney is the second most unaffordable city in the world to buy a home: In grim news, it's cheaper to buy a house in London or New York"
"How to avoid winter weight gain"
"Australia's unseasonably warm end to winter is a huge concern for climate experts: 'It means bad things'"
A "buses replace trains" sign at a train station
an overdue fine notice
a text reading "Rent is doubling in 3 weeks"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:a27pffq5ugf2g5dvymujvh6s/bafkreid5bqobzt6jjqxh55xo7enbr7gd4gznt4mnrxhbhln5rglcnyih5q)
February 4, 2025 at 10:38 AM
also monkeyboy's posts because they remind me that we all live in a fucking joke of a city and i shouldn't take it too seriously. i'm still incredibly seen by that "annoying motherfuckers at the pub who went to sydney uni mansplaining why trump won" post as a usyd politics student
We get the House, we start with impeaching folks like the FDA commission. In its defense, it will either plead the Fifth, or blame others. Then we impeach the others.
Keep every story going all day every day, NO RECESSES, for the whole second half of #MonkeyBoy’s term.
Keep every story going all day every day, NO RECESSES, for the whole second half of #MonkeyBoy’s term.
I don’t think we talk about this enough. Reps of Taylor Farms, the source of the cyclospora outbreak, went to the White House. Days later, the FDA magically absolved TF of culpability.
TF had given a Trump PAC one million dollars.
That’s not just corruption, it’s intentional disregard for life.
TF had given a Trump PAC one million dollars.
That’s not just corruption, it’s intentional disregard for life.
Taylor Farms Met with Trump White House Days Before FDA Backtrack on Cyclosporiasis Findings, Sparking Controversy
Executives at lettuce supplier Taylor Farms met with Trump White House officials days before the FDA walked back a ‘false positive’ detection of the cyclosporiasis parasite that is causing ‘explosive’...
people.com
August 24, 2026 at 5:45 PM
We get the House, we start with impeaching folks like the FDA commission. In its defense, it will either plead the Fifth, or blame others. Then we impeach the others.
Keep every story going all day every day, NO RECESSES, for the whole second half of #MonkeyBoy’s term.
Keep every story going all day every day, NO RECESSES, for the whole second half of #MonkeyBoy’s term.
I just realized that the bald patch is FINALLY gone from the back of Monkeyboy's head. Only took like 20 months!
November 22, 2024 at 1:11 AM
I just realized that the bald patch is FINALLY gone from the back of Monkeyboy's head. Only took like 20 months!
Yesterday was Monkeyboy's last day at the theater. He stuck by me closer'n some of my tattoos for eight hours & I had to explain very slowly how the Department of GOVERNMENT Efficiency couldn't "stop Jaguar from going woke." Plus the girls tell me he's been creeping. Good riddance to bad rubbish!
November 24, 2024 at 7:24 AM
Yesterday was Monkeyboy's last day at the theater. He stuck by me closer'n some of my tattoos for eight hours & I had to explain very slowly how the Department of GOVERNMENT Efficiency couldn't "stop Jaguar from going woke." Plus the girls tell me he's been creeping. Good riddance to bad rubbish!