ME: I caught Monocle Guy stealing my leftovers again.
BOSS: Is that true?
MONOCLE GUY: (monocle popping off) Good heavens!!
ME: He’s not actually surprised.
BOSS: Really? He seems surprised.
MONOCLE GUY: (another monocle popping off) Dearest me!!
ME: No, he’s doing a bit.
BOSS: Hm. I don’t know
BOSS: Is that true?
MONOCLE GUY: (monocle popping off) Good heavens!!
ME: He’s not actually surprised.
BOSS: Really? He seems surprised.
MONOCLE GUY: (another monocle popping off) Dearest me!!
ME: No, he’s doing a bit.
BOSS: Hm. I don’t know
February 4, 2026 at 6:09 AM
ME: I caught Monocle Guy stealing my leftovers again.
BOSS: Is that true?
MONOCLE GUY: (monocle popping off) Good heavens!!
ME: He’s not actually surprised.
BOSS: Really? He seems surprised.
MONOCLE GUY: (another monocle popping off) Dearest me!!
ME: No, he’s doing a bit.
BOSS: Hm. I don’t know
BOSS: Is that true?
MONOCLE GUY: (monocle popping off) Good heavens!!
ME: He’s not actually surprised.
BOSS: Really? He seems surprised.
MONOCLE GUY: (another monocle popping off) Dearest me!!
ME: No, he’s doing a bit.
BOSS: Hm. I don’t know
[monocle pops out]
SCOOP: "Clavicular"—the celebrity looksmaxxer—is facing criminal charges, including rape.
www.thebulwark.com/p/scoop-look...
www.thebulwark.com/p/scoop-look...
SCOOP: Looksmaxxer Clavicular Charged With Criminal Rape, Drugging
The manosphere celeb faces three counts stemming from an alleged encounter with a minor.
www.thebulwark.com
September 22, 2026 at 12:20 AM
[monocle pops out]
[adjusts monocle]: Delicious.
June 28, 2026 at 9:12 PM
[adjusts monocle]: Delicious.
"The monocle stays on."
🧐 #autofister
🧐 #autofister
November 7, 2024 at 6:11 AM
"The monocle stays on."
🧐 #autofister
🧐 #autofister
"What did one monocle say to the other monocle?"
"Let's get together and make a spectacle of ourselves."
"Let's get together and make a spectacle of ourselves."
May 13, 2025 at 9:16 AM
"What did one monocle say to the other monocle?"
"Let's get together and make a spectacle of ourselves."
"Let's get together and make a spectacle of ourselves."
monocle pops out
A new paper by Nobel Prize-winning economist Claudia Goldin has found that countries where men take on more of the household labor and child care — in other words, those who buck traditionalism’s standards of the provider husband and homemaker wife — have higher fertility rates.
To raise fertility rates, it’s not women who need to step up — it’s men
New research found that countries where men do more housework and child care have higher fertility rates.
19thnews.org
August 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
monocle pops out
FB messenger accidentally gave Mick a monocle when loading
April 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
FB messenger accidentally gave Mick a monocle when loading
*puts on monocle* bove of deez nuts
JUST IN: Trump nominates Emil Bove to serve as 3rd Circuit appeals court judge reut.rs/3SY4g3U
May 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
*puts on monocle* bove of deez nuts
August 8, 2025 at 2:32 PM
[in the mosh pit] HAS ANYONE SEEN MY MONOCLE??
February 7, 2025 at 6:41 PM
[in the mosh pit] HAS ANYONE SEEN MY MONOCLE??
CLOCK MONOCLE CLOCK MONOCLE CLOCK MONOCLE
May 6, 2025 at 3:14 AM
CLOCK MONOCLE CLOCK MONOCLE CLOCK MONOCLE
Sex so good your monocle falls out
August 7, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Sex so good your monocle falls out
Used 'ersatz' in a sentence today and instantly grew a monocle
December 10, 2024 at 10:47 PM
Used 'ersatz' in a sentence today and instantly grew a monocle
Watch our full conversation:
youtu.be/j2gyqs-AN8A
youtu.be/j2gyqs-AN8A
Prime Minister Mark Carney in conversation with Monocle
YouTube video by Monocle Films
youtu.be
March 19, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Watch our full conversation:
youtu.be/j2gyqs-AN8A
youtu.be/j2gyqs-AN8A
“a tad ironic,” he said dropping and shattering his monocle revealing a second identical monocle underneath
July 29, 2024 at 2:04 AM
“a tad ironic,” he said dropping and shattering his monocle revealing a second identical monocle underneath
El carrito de la compra, tendencia en portada de Monocle.
August 20, 2025 at 8:18 AM
El carrito de la compra, tendencia en portada de Monocle.
*puts on a monocle*
September 26, 2026 at 3:01 PM
*puts on a monocle*
[monocle pops out into tea cup] DONORS you say???
August 29, 2024 at 10:30 PM
[monocle pops out into tea cup] DONORS you say???
HI THERE ,OL’ CHAP
July 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM
HI THERE ,OL’ CHAP
