a molecule is a group of non-monogamous moles
December 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
a molecule is a group of non-monogamous moles
you're ethically non-monogamous? that's cool. i practice insane clown poly
September 8, 2026 at 10:38 PM
you're ethically non-monogamous? that's cool. i practice insane clown poly
believed i was in a monogamous relationship with a bassist in a touring punk band
everybody quick, tell me the dumbest thing you’ve ever done
March 5, 2026 at 3:41 AM
believed i was in a monogamous relationship with a bassist in a touring punk band
Our first "booed by transsexuals at Nowadays for being monogamous" mayor
He was chillin with the dolls last week and that’s when I knew he was gonna clinch it
June 25, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Our first "booed by transsexuals at Nowadays for being monogamous" mayor
Changed my mind. I am monogamous now.
Behold, per inbox, "the first ever bed design[ed] for non-monogamy": first of all, I'd say all beds work for non-monogamy; second, good god look at it
March 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Changed my mind. I am monogamous now.
A monogamous they/them? Now I’ve heard everything!
October 1, 2026 at 2:10 PM
A monogamous they/them? Now I’ve heard everything!
I’ll never be monogamous because daddy owns this hole 🫶🏻
October 3, 2026 at 7:05 AM
I’ll never be monogamous because daddy owns this hole 🫶🏻
guys what are we doing its ok to be monogamous
October 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
guys what are we doing its ok to be monogamous
What's non-monogamous about sleeping in a xylophone?
March 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
What's non-monogamous about sleeping in a xylophone?
Oh do non-monogamous relationships fail and lead to drama? As opposed to monogamous ones which are drama free and all work out, huh? Wow how *interesting*.
June 12, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Oh do non-monogamous relationships fail and lead to drama? As opposed to monogamous ones which are drama free and all work out, huh? Wow how *interesting*.
April 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
This is not polyamorous peoples fault this is monogamous people doing don’t ask don’t tell cheating sorry
September 8, 2025 at 12:13 PM
This is not polyamorous peoples fault this is monogamous people doing don’t ask don’t tell cheating sorry
Ravens are monogamous for life. To strengthen their bonds with their mates, they sing soft melodies and duets to each other.
July 19, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Ravens are monogamous for life. To strengthen their bonds with their mates, they sing soft melodies and duets to each other.
He thinks “exclusive” means a journalist is in a monogamous relationship with one reader
July 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
He thinks “exclusive” means a journalist is in a monogamous relationship with one reader
lo-poly, hi-poly, what about NO-poly? I'm monogamous, thanks
November 3, 2024 at 5:50 AM
lo-poly, hi-poly, what about NO-poly? I'm monogamous, thanks
in a size kink non-monogamous relationship,, call that a poly pocketcule
March 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
in a size kink non-monogamous relationship,, call that a poly pocketcule
I certainly believe people can be non-monogamous.
What I don’t believe is that someone can be *convinced* to be non-monogamous.
What I don’t believe is that someone can be *convinced* to be non-monogamous.
March 5, 2026 at 1:10 PM
I certainly believe people can be non-monogamous.
What I don’t believe is that someone can be *convinced* to be non-monogamous.
What I don’t believe is that someone can be *convinced* to be non-monogamous.
Unethically non monogamous. Everyone knows what’s going on I’m just a bitch
April 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Unethically non monogamous. Everyone knows what’s going on I’m just a bitch
“He’s monogamous”
Ok, I’ll fuck them both
Ok, I’ll fuck them both
February 1, 2025 at 1:45 AM
“He’s monogamous”
Ok, I’ll fuck them both
Ok, I’ll fuck them both
Monogamous people complaining about polyam people matching with them on the apps like polyam people don’t have to deal with monogamous people matching with us or dating with the goal to make people monogamous all the time too. It’s just a fact of online dating / relationships
February 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Monogamous people complaining about polyam people matching with them on the apps like polyam people don’t have to deal with monogamous people matching with us or dating with the goal to make people monogamous all the time too. It’s just a fact of online dating / relationships
actually,
i’m only social monogamous
fiscally i’m poly
i’m only social monogamous
fiscally i’m poly
[looking at my low bank account] maybe polyamory DOES sound good hmmmmmmm
May 19, 2025 at 7:14 AM
actually,
i’m only social monogamous
fiscally i’m poly
i’m only social monogamous
fiscally i’m poly
Black-capped Donacobius
South and Central America
20–25 cm length
Insectivores
Male/female, nearly identical, monogamous, mating for life
Famous for its synchronized”anti-phonic duets.
South and Central America
20–25 cm length
Insectivores
Male/female, nearly identical, monogamous, mating for life
Famous for its synchronized”anti-phonic duets.
July 7, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Black-capped Donacobius
South and Central America
20–25 cm length
Insectivores
Male/female, nearly identical, monogamous, mating for life
Famous for its synchronized”anti-phonic duets.
South and Central America
20–25 cm length
Insectivores
Male/female, nearly identical, monogamous, mating for life
Famous for its synchronized”anti-phonic duets.
I should warn you…I’m pretty freaky 😈🫦 (monogamous)
October 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I should warn you…I’m pretty freaky 😈🫦 (monogamous)
I'm socially monogamous and fiscally polyamorous
September 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I'm socially monogamous and fiscally polyamorous
Great Hornbills are monogamous birds that court through elaborate food-sharing rituals, flying displays
May 28, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Great Hornbills are monogamous birds that court through elaborate food-sharing rituals, flying displays