Rogue mentioned in the SNL monologue.
Cute Cartoon Bear Smiles
Alt: Cute Cartoon Bear Smiles
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November 1, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Rogue mentioned in the SNL monologue.
Actress closes out my show with an epic monologue
October 30, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Actress closes out my show with an epic monologue
GOOD SIR, I DO NOT 'YAP', I MONOLOGUE
November 3, 2026 at 6:04 PM
GOOD SIR, I DO NOT 'YAP', I MONOLOGUE
“The NYT is the inner monologue of capital” remains undefeated.
Julie Brown and the Miami Herald investigated Jeffrey Epstein because she cared about the women he abused.
The New York Times didn't - and didn't investigate the Trump-Epstein connection until after the Herald - because it was just a bunch of throway girls. And Trump was one of them.
The New York Times didn't - and didn't investigate the Trump-Epstein connection until after the Herald - because it was just a bunch of throway girls. And Trump was one of them.
November 2, 2026 at 3:48 AM
“The NYT is the inner monologue of capital” remains undefeated.
I sort of imagine that this is what Tucker Carlson's inner monologue is like on a morning he decides he's had a demon visitation
What happened?
Why does my stove read one time and my phone reads a different tine?
What sort of conspiracy is this?
Why does my stove read one time and my phone reads a different tine?
What sort of conspiracy is this?
November 2, 2026 at 1:52 AM
I sort of imagine that this is what Tucker Carlson's inner monologue is like on a morning he decides he's had a demon visitation
Sand monologue bad. Chic monologue great.
November 1, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Sand monologue bad. Chic monologue great.
Me - I gotta go to CVS
Inner Monologue - prescripTION
Me - It’s raining
Inner Monologue - precipitaTION
Me - Where is my umbrella?
Inner Monologue - protecTION from precipitaTION
Inner Monologue - prescripTION
Me - It’s raining
Inner Monologue - precipitaTION
Me - Where is my umbrella?
Inner Monologue - protecTION from precipitaTION
October 30, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Me - I gotta go to CVS
Inner Monologue - prescripTION
Me - It’s raining
Inner Monologue - precipitaTION
Me - Where is my umbrella?
Inner Monologue - protecTION from precipitaTION
Inner Monologue - prescripTION
Me - It’s raining
Inner Monologue - precipitaTION
Me - Where is my umbrella?
Inner Monologue - protecTION from precipitaTION
I guess I’m gonna go have a shower*
*perform a dramatic monologue to an audience of soap bubbles about a mildly awkward interaction from three years ago
*perform a dramatic monologue to an audience of soap bubbles about a mildly awkward interaction from three years ago
November 2, 2026 at 2:12 PM
I guess I’m gonna go have a shower*
*perform a dramatic monologue to an audience of soap bubbles about a mildly awkward interaction from three years ago
*perform a dramatic monologue to an audience of soap bubbles about a mildly awkward interaction from three years ago
People praise Picard's courtroom monologue (and rightfully so) but EVERYBODY knocked it out of the park in that episode.
October 29, 2026 at 11:09 PM
People praise Picard's courtroom monologue (and rightfully so) but EVERYBODY knocked it out of the park in that episode.
You Can See Everything is Death Note without the internal monologue
October 31, 2026 at 10:57 PM
You Can See Everything is Death Note without the internal monologue
Inner monologue: “Don’t overthink it. Don’t overthink it. Don’t overthink it.”
*proceeds to overthink it*
Maybe food will help 😵💫
*proceeds to overthink it*
Maybe food will help 😵💫
November 3, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Inner monologue: “Don’t overthink it. Don’t overthink it. Don’t overthink it.”
*proceeds to overthink it*
Maybe food will help 😵💫
*proceeds to overthink it*
Maybe food will help 😵💫
Lets gooooooo book five three straight chapters of exposition by meeting and monologue
“Oh noooo another desperate situation where sacrificial annihilation is the only possible course to obtain strategic victory, what a shame, guess i’ll have to sacrifice my command”
—Honor Harrington, probably
—Honor Harrington, probably
Honor being like: i duelled my way into this mess and by God i’ll duel my way out
November 1, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Lets gooooooo book five three straight chapters of exposition by meeting and monologue
"May the bridges I burn light the way," Haley Stevens mutters to herself, watching the Commissioner Gordon monologue from the end of The Dark Knight repeatedly and styling herself in her head as the sacrificial figure to hold the coalition together through to victory, at great personal cost.
November 1, 2026 at 6:47 PM
"May the bridges I burn light the way," Haley Stevens mutters to herself, watching the Commissioner Gordon monologue from the end of The Dark Knight repeatedly and styling herself in her head as the sacrificial figure to hold the coalition together through to victory, at great personal cost.
ME: Those aren't toys. Put them back.
SWEET BABY, looking me dead in my eye, main text: No.
SWEET BABY, subtext: What you gonna do about it?
me, internal monologue: truth be told I don't know actually
I do know that I aspire to my daughter's level of bluff calling
SWEET BABY, looking me dead in my eye, main text: No.
SWEET BABY, subtext: What you gonna do about it?
me, internal monologue: truth be told I don't know actually
I do know that I aspire to my daughter's level of bluff calling
November 3, 2026 at 12:21 AM
ME: Those aren't toys. Put them back.
SWEET BABY, looking me dead in my eye, main text: No.
SWEET BABY, subtext: What you gonna do about it?
me, internal monologue: truth be told I don't know actually
I do know that I aspire to my daughter's level of bluff calling
SWEET BABY, looking me dead in my eye, main text: No.
SWEET BABY, subtext: What you gonna do about it?
me, internal monologue: truth be told I don't know actually
I do know that I aspire to my daughter's level of bluff calling
woke dr breen monologue in city 17 b like
November 1, 2026 at 11:55 PM
woke dr breen monologue in city 17 b like
thanks since like most people, i’m not reading that monologue
November 3, 2026 at 3:30 AM
thanks since like most people, i’m not reading that monologue
They've started play-narrating my inner monologue when I do this
learned today that my staring-at-nothing idle animation is a known quantity in what my colleagues see as my workplace persona
November 3, 2026 at 6:05 PM
They've started play-narrating my inner monologue when I do this
it's gone~😭
Rutger Hauer's Iconic Blade Runner Monologue
ALT: Rutger Hauer's Iconic Blade Runner Monologue
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November 3, 2026 at 6:02 PM
it's gone~😭
(Internal monologue: guess that’s not bad for 53) 
November 2, 2026 at 2:12 AM
(Internal monologue: guess that’s not bad for 53) 
something you all have to know about me is that i am very exuberantly confident about elections until it's down to the wire and then my internal monologue is just repeatedly i am going to fucking kill myself
November 3, 2026 at 4:12 AM
something you all have to know about me is that i am very exuberantly confident about elections until it's down to the wire and then my internal monologue is just repeatedly i am going to fucking kill myself
November 3, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Sounds like a Josh Johnson monologue.
November 1, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Sounds like a Josh Johnson monologue.
Internal monologue
October 31, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Internal monologue
The Architect's monologue in the Matrix Reloaded could almost be seen through this lens
November 2, 2026 at 4:40 PM
The Architect's monologue in the Matrix Reloaded could almost be seen through this lens
Bobby Moynihan has the characters, the history, and even the monologue in mind—now it’s time for SNL to let him host, writes LateNighter's Jon Schneider.
It’s Time for Bobby Moynihan to Host Saturday Night Live
Bobby Moynihan has the characters, the history, and even the monologue in mind—now it’s time for SNL to let him host, writes LateNighter's Jon Schneider.
dlvr.it
November 3, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Bobby Moynihan has the characters, the history, and even the monologue in mind—now it’s time for SNL to let him host, writes LateNighter's Jon Schneider.