#Mormon
Nandor the Relentless was on the hunt for some Mormon virgins, little did he know he was being baited by
@joelsomeone.bsky.social into doing Mormon gay porn! 🧛🏼‍♂️
Enter: Elder Nandor! 🤣

Full vid just dropped:
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justfor.fans/Greatwood
November 8, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Mormon Quintuplets:
BLANSAS
BLOUTH BLAROLINA
BLEXAS
BLIOWA
BLAINE
November 4, 2026 at 2:38 AM
And for my Mormon listeners

“It is not given that one man should possess that which is above another, wherefore the world lieth in sin.” D&C 49:20

I got my social consciousness from Christian and Mormon scripture. I have no idea what MAGA Xtians are reading

This endeth today’s sermon

3/endeth
November 8, 2026 at 4:02 PM
The Mormon Church spent their million bucks in the wrong state...
1/ SATURDAY UPDATE (11/07/2026)

Republicans will likely lose their supermajority in the Utah House.

Democrats have flipped 8 seats and have the lead in 6 more GOP-controlled seats.

Independent candidates have flipped 2 seats away from the GOP.

Updated map:
utahpolitics.news/utah-electio...
Utah Election Results 2026: Live Map
Live 2026 Utah election results for every Utah House and Senate race and all four congressional districts, updated as results are posted on Election Night.
utahpolitics.news
November 8, 2026 at 2:17 AM
taught a work bestie about twilight being a mormon allegory today
November 7, 2026 at 12:04 AM
My Mormon Facebook friends are going through it over there
Jake Rugh noted that Mormons across the nation had a D+12 shift, with 18-29 Mormons having a +30 shift. Something big is coming in 2028 and I suspect Utah Republicans are not prepared for it.
November 7, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Mormon depolarization is not only likely but inevitable
November 4, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Elder Orson Strang (A Persistent Proselytizer)

cw: #furry #blood #indiecomic #lds #mormon
November 5, 2026 at 1:41 AM
You should see the memes these guys are posting in the group chats

the Mormon DoD guys in Texas are libbing tf out
Update: the most conservative dude from the ol' BYU friend group is a VA employee in Texas

he is also going blue this cycle
Current status: the most conservative Mormon extended family member I have is a defense contractor in Texas

He just voted for Hinojosa
November 5, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Mormon shit lmao
November 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
I somehow never knew this.
November 6, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Your daily #Mormon image.
November 7, 2026 at 4:58 PM
when you've been brainwashed in mormon primary
November 8, 2026 at 6:27 PM
mormon.
November 4, 2026 at 4:21 AM
where were you when you learned brandon flowers is straight he’s just a mormon theatre kid
November 5, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Your daily #Mormon image.
November 8, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Mormon teens and Stan Kelly don't miss.
November 6, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Is this a Mormon wives promo!?!😂😂
November 8, 2026 at 2:15 AM
I CALLED IT

I said a while back that unless you're a Mormon, calling God male as anything other than a convenient placeholder should be SUPER blasphemous

HE MADE MEN *AND* WOMEN IN HIS IMAGE
Phil Vischer, the creator of Veggie Tales, weighed in with a "Well, actually, God is a spirit and transcends all gender, this has been theological orthodoxy since forever" and I'm not exaggerating, the Right is ready to gnaw the meat off his bones.
November 8, 2026 at 6:48 PM
I mean he tithes to the Mormon church so he is materially funding this shit
November 4, 2026 at 10:56 PM
An elite Mormon equivalent of a vanguard taking over the entire Republican Party would probably be a good way to rescue it.
November 8, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Ex-Mormon is just another type of Mormon.
November 4, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Secret Lives of Mormon Wives!
November 8, 2026 at 8:33 PM
tax the mormon church.
bullied a trans woman offline for talking back to him btw
November 4, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I instantly thought Mormon
November 7, 2026 at 10:34 PM