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#MrsTPO
February 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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MrsTPO: It's supposed to rest for 30 minutes.

Me: How long has it been?

MrsTPO: Ten minutes.

Me: How long has it been now?

MrsTPO: Ten minutes ... ten seconds?

#DinnerAtTheTrailer
A standing rib roast is before you. It rests lusciously on the cutting board, a drizzle of blood beneath, the fat cap crisped to perfection and a dimpled Damascus steel knife with olive wood handle waiting impatiently to begin its work.
December 25, 2024 at 12:37 AM
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Narrator: he waited.
Perfectly carved standing rib roast. MrsTPO is the best cook.
December 25, 2024 at 12:59 AM
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Holy shit I married the smartest human.

#MrsTPO
November 21, 2023 at 4:19 AM
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This is how I flirt.

#MrsTPO
Text message conversation as follows: Me: Is there gin or should I stop? #MrsTPO: There is gin. Me: You really do love me.
December 21, 2024 at 6:32 PM
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Why not both?

#MrsTPO
October 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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#MrsTPO and me sitting here amazed.
October 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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#MrsTPO is the ultimate time sink. I could spend hours on the couch with her, feet intertwined under a blanket, and never think to move to get anything else done.
February 6, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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MrsTPO: Oh no! Dolly Parton died!

Lil Trailer Parker #1: She clocked out early. She was scheduled until 5!
August 25, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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Sleeping beside #MrsTPO makes every night's sleep better.
December 21, 2024 at 1:25 PM
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Oh my god
Hold please

This sums up 30+ years of #MrsTPO responding to me.
jayhulmepoet.bsky.social Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · Dec 29
Thanks are due to all of my friends who put up with me and enable my nonsense by sending me the images I need to prove my theories...
Messages from me: Are you near a screen that has netflix/the new knives out, and if so can you do me a weird favour? If yes... Can you get me an image (even if it's a photo of a screen) of the big window in the scene in the seminary's gym at the beginning of the new knives out? It has absolutely freakish frankensteined tracery and I am 98% certain it's the same window in the background of Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up Music video and if have two comparable images a) can prove it, and b) can post about it like the freak am. Messages from my friend: oh my god Hold please
December 30, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Someone told #MrsTPO that her ass disappeared.

She told them I was just away for a conference.
September 28, 2023 at 1:16 PM
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Today I made #MrsTPO laugh while we shared morning coffee so the rest of the day I just coasted.
March 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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#MrsTPO once referred to me as her "foundling".

She wasn't wrong.
prof-hinkley.bsky.social Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · May 9
*my wife introducing me to her friends as a rescue*
May 9, 2026 at 1:26 PM
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#MrsTPO every day.
shenanigans.bsky.social Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · Apr 24
One benefit of growing out my gray hair is that now every woman I meet compliments my skin and asks me for my skin care routine because my face looks so young in comparison
April 24, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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#MrsTPO wouldn't a been tolerating this shit from me and we both are teaching the LTPs to cook so it's going generational.
chantalalive.blacksky.app Chantal James @chantalalive.blacksky.app · May 13
My dad & mom both cooked, & they were products of the Jim Crow south. My dad's dad cooked too. My partner & I both cook. If food needs eating we're gonna figure out how to get it done as a team. Get your heads out of some Victorian fairytale like women cook & men sit to be served.
May 14, 2026 at 5:04 AM
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I had the best today today.

I snuck away and had lunch with #MrsTPO.
February 10, 2024 at 2:04 AM
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This could be #MrsTPO after we go on vacation together alone.

She's talking about me. I'm the asshole, see.
pharmablue.bsky.social Blue @pharmablue.bsky.social · Mar 18
I have never taken more pictures of my asshole than I have these past two weeks.
March 18, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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I am now watching The Americans for the first time. #MrsTPO has completed all seasons. I'm in season two.

This interplay between Philip and Elizabeth is incredibly written and acted.

The whole show is filled with heart-wrenching relationships.

#TheAmericans
January 16, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Someone needs to invent glasses that don't get greasy AF every time I kiss my wife.

#MrsTPO
May 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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#MrsTPO has watched this 4,387 times to date.
codifybaseball.bsky.social Codify Baseball @codifybaseball.bsky.social · Apr 21
the greatest hit by pitch in baseball history
April 21, 2026 at 1:45 PM
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These are cute enough to consider trying to make one but #MrsTPO said no.
April 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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I know I sound mopey lately but I'm good.

Have I mentioned recently how awesome my family is, especially #MrsTPO?
March 7, 2024 at 6:15 PM
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Sometimes when I'm not home, I go on the Alexa app and set a " #MrsTPO, I Miss You" timer for the device at home.
April 14, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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My entire parenting philosophy is "I sure hope I don't do to the LTPs what my parents did to me."

Same for #MrsTPO.

Her mom, like my mom, is a piece of work.
May 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM