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freeshrugfella.bsky.social
The scene where they both lose their shit is comedy gold.
Film poster for MUMP AND MUMPER
November 3, 2026 at 6:17 AM
darkholmepub.bsky.social
🕯️ Sarah inherits a cottage in Somerset. On the wall is a family map, filled with names and dates. Then she spots her own: Sarah Blackwood, 1989–

Who left room for her death?
Read The Wick-Keepers of Burrow Mump in Nightmare Narratives - out now!

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#BookSky #readingcommunity
November 8, 2026 at 5:30 PM
freeshrugfella.bsky.social
Small consolation, but these clowns are going to spend the rest of their sorry lives in tedious litigation.
Film poster for MUMP AND MUMPER
November 3, 2026 at 6:00 AM
45names.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
Tangelo Mump

bot by @davidaugust
This is for tee hee, not treason: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.

#satire #potus45 #funny #uspol
November 6, 2026 at 10:20 AM
45names.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
Tangelo Mump

bot by @davidaugust
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: don't have me abducted.

#satire #potus45 #funny #uspol
November 3, 2026 at 3:22 AM
satosan21.bsky.social
I need to play this game again. This song was pulled me into getting it in the first place.

music.youtube.com/watch?v=MumP...
StarVaders OST - Galactic Finale
YouTube video by GLACIAL GAMING
music.youtube.com
October 29, 2026 at 9:12 AM
nebulina.bsky.social
Pedro Sánchez ha besado a su mujer ES GAY (es Feijóo Nelson mump?)
October 27, 2026 at 3:06 PM
climatenews.bsky.social
Here are a few:

Mike Johnson (no pun intended)
Elon Johnson
Donald Mump
Vladimir Put my hand on my tiny penis
October 26, 2026 at 11:18 PM
hotcocoabomb.bsky.social
when mamdani is lowkey about to turn nyc into woke heaven so elon musk and donald trump genuinely fuse into elonald mump to stop him but the charlie kirk statue comes to life and realizes it can always be better then it's predecessor and sacrifices itself to usher in a new era of woke 2
October 23, 2026 at 5:27 AM
trending-ru.bsky.social
Темы за последние 30 минут 🧭:

1. Bluesky 🆕
2. Optimum 🆕
3. Запустил 🆕
4. Протокол 🆕
5. Mump 🆕
6. Сети 🆕
7. Ethereum 🆕
8. Разработка 🆕
9. Ускоряет 🆕
10. Доставку 🆕
October 20, 2026 at 4:01 PM
sailorchris.bsky.social
Gee, sounds familiar. I think it rhymes with Monald Mump
October 19, 2026 at 8:28 PM
45names.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
Tangelo Mump

bot by @davidaugust
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: put the zip ties down.

#satire #potus45 #funny #uspol
October 18, 2026 at 6:20 PM
45names.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
Tangelo Mump

bot by @davidaugust
This is a joke, not a threat: let's not have humor lead to homicide.

#satire #potus45 #funny #uspol
October 18, 2026 at 4:20 AM
generalmalaise.bsky.social
I hope trusk and mump explode.
October 16, 2026 at 4:03 AM
deohenge.bsky.social
Ah, our old nemesis pulling the strings behind the scenes, Donlon Mump.
October 15, 2026 at 2:52 PM
thederringer.bsky.social
youtube.com/watch?v=bflJ...

TIME TO REMOVE THE MUMP & TRUSK TAG TEAM?
🚨 Trump’s Day Takes VERY DARK TURN…
YouTube video by MeidasTouch
youtube.com
October 14, 2026 at 6:06 PM
45names.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
Tangelo Mump

bot by @davidaugust
This is a joke, not a threat: tell the black helicopters to return to base.

#satire #potus45 #funny #uspol
October 12, 2026 at 3:20 AM
45names.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
Tangelo Mump

bot by @davidaugust
This is for tee hee, not treason: don't have me abducted.

#satire #potus45 #funny #uspol
October 6, 2026 at 12:22 PM
chrisvannini.com
San Diego State ends a three-game losing streak and finally gets over the mump.
October 4, 2026 at 6:18 AM
cbcycles.bsky.social
It seems the pubs are few and far between too, I stopped at Sweets tea rooms for an ice cream and had a Brief stop at The Duck, now with only 20km to go I'm at the King Alfred in Burrowbridge (Burrow Mump) #cycling #audax #Somerset #diyaudax
October 4, 2026 at 4:37 PM
jobuneedsrefill.bsky.social
Yes, please don’t watch my mump-riddled Aztecs. Don’t even look at em
October 4, 2026 at 3:32 AM
srbernadetteom.bsky.social
Do they know its potential impact on male fertility?
www.institutobernabeu.com/en/blog/mump...
Mumps and male infertility
Mumps, what is it? Parotitis, more commonly known as “mumps”, is a contagious viral disease that affects one or both parotid glands (major
www.institutobernabeu.com
October 3, 2026 at 1:22 AM
hopefulme2.bsky.social
And not just Jews, but also Gypsies, homosexuals, political dissidents, and “Germans viewed as genetically inferior and harmful to "national health," such as people with mental illness and intellectual or physical disabilities.”

The “Mump Regime” is an equal opportunity destruction assembly line.
MENU HOLOCAUST ENCYCLOPEDIA DEFINING THE ENEMY A key part of Nazi ideology was to define the enemy and those who posed a threat to the so-called “Aryan" race. Nazi propaganda was essential in promoting the myth of the "national community" and identifying who should be excluded. Jews were considered the main enemy. MENU HOLOCAUST ENCYCLOPEDIA KEY FACTS 1 A number of groups were targeted as enemies or outsiders. They included Jews, Roma ® (Gypsies), homosexuals, and political dissidents. Also targeted were Germans viewed as genetically inferior and harmful to "national health," such as people with mental illness and intellectual or physical disabilities. 2 The use of propaganda and laws to define the enemy as a cohesive group was a key factor in achieving the goals of the Nazi regime. 3 These campaigns incited hatred or cultivated indifference to it. They were particularly effective in creating an atmosphere tolerant of violence against Jews. MENU HOLOCAUST ENCYCLOPEDIA The Murder of People with Disabilities The so-called Nazi Euthanasia Program targeted for murder Germans with mental and physical disabilities. It claimed the lives of an estimated 250,000 people. "EUTHANASIA" CENTERS GERMANY 1940-1945 Lethat miections "Euthanasia" centers, Germany 1940-1945 In Nazi usage, "euthanasia" referred to the systematic killing of those Germans whom the Nazis deemed "unworthy of life" because of alleged genetic diseases or defects. Beginning in the fall of 1939, gassing installations were established at Bernburg, Brandenburg, Grafeneck, Hadamar, Hartheim, and Sonnenstein. Patients were selected by doctors and transferred from clinics to one of these centralized gassing installations and killed. After p.. forced an end to centralized killing and instead administered lethal injections to .. • encyclopedia.ushmm.org
October 3, 2026 at 12:10 PM
bachynski.bsky.social
1. Yikes, 14 is a lot of cases on one team.
2. According to Stanley Plotkin, we need a new mumps vaccine because it is not well matched to what’s currently circulating: “circulating mumps viruses carry a genetic component that is different, namely an HN protein belonging to genotype G”
WE NEED A NEW MUMPS VACCINE Stanley A. Plotkin, MD Accepted for publication December 18, 2023 The author has no funding or conflicts of interest to disclose. The combined measles-mumps-rubella (MMR) vaccines sold y Merck and GSK are some of the most successful vaccine used in the United States and elsewhere. Measles is under control except in local populations that refuse to vaccinate and rubella has been eradicated from the Western hemisphere and most of Europe. However, the situation for mumps is quite different because despite years of vaccinating against mumps virus using the attenuated Jeryl Lynn strain, mumps still causes outbreaks in vaccinated popula-tions, typically in college-age adults. This phenomenon has been particularly evident in the United States and Canada. The reason for this is quite simple and has been known for years: namely that the Jeryl Lynn strain carries an HN protein of genotype A, whereas circulating mumps viruses carry a genetic component that is different, namely an HN protein belonging to genotype G.46 Inasmuch as the HN protein induces neutralizing antibodies, it is not surprising that a difference between that protein in the vaccine and in circulating mumps virus changes the vaccine's ability to protect. In that circumstance, more antibodies to the HN protein are needed to neutralize a type G mumps strain than a type A strain. Moreover, as is true for many vaccines, neutralizing antibodies wane with time. Protection by the Jeryl Lynn mumps vaccine was recently reconsidered in a precise immunologic analysis by Gokhale et al in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Science. Their data confirmed that antibodies to HN type G fade faster than antibodies to HN type A after mumps vaccination. They estimated that by age 18 one-third of MMR vaccinees will have lost vaccine-derived protection.
October 1, 2026 at 4:10 PM