the only acceptable revivals of film and tv franchises that have already been done are Muppet
Now that Bluesky is the official social media app representing the popular will of the United States of America™️, what is our first cultural decree?
November 5, 2026 at 6:03 AM
the only acceptable revivals of film and tv franchises that have already been done are Muppet
I'm glad I got to use the beautiful term "fuck-muppet" in this piece. It just has a certain pleasant mouthfeel.
November 6, 2026 at 3:36 PM
I'm glad I got to use the beautiful term "fuck-muppet" in this piece. It just has a certain pleasant mouthfeel.
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Mr. Peanut!
November 7, 2026 at 6:53 PM
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Mr. Peanut!
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Sheik!
November 5, 2026 at 7:01 PM
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Sheik!
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star The Iron Sheik!
November 6, 2026 at 6:53 PM
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star The Iron Sheik!
Bonne journée !
Muppet Mob Rally
ALT: Muppet Mob Rally
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November 5, 2026 at 7:51 AM
Bonne journée !
November 6, 2026 at 9:49 PM
November 6, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Great Muppet Caper.
November 7, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Great Muppet Caper.
Face of a muppet that has never even seen a knife in her life:
November 7, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Face of a muppet that has never even seen a knife in her life:
PBS gets a majority stake in Space X on the condition they produce “the Muppet Show” for a thousand seasons + one Muppet adaption movie a year, starring a human selected by popular vote on Bluesky.
November 4, 2026 at 11:58 PM
PBS gets a majority stake in Space X on the condition they produce “the Muppet Show” for a thousand seasons + one Muppet adaption movie a year, starring a human selected by popular vote on Bluesky.
i'm starting to think that every progressive mayor needs a curtis sliwa. a cartoon 90s reactionary chaos muppet with the energy of a drag qurrnnwho has decided to spiritually retire into night mayor status
November 6, 2026 at 8:47 PM
i'm starting to think that every progressive mayor needs a curtis sliwa. a cartoon 90s reactionary chaos muppet with the energy of a drag qurrnnwho has decided to spiritually retire into night mayor status
BMW, AUDI AND MERCEDES DRIVERS CAN SUCK MY -
Kermit The Frog on Muppet Show Stage
ALT: Kermit The Frog on Muppet Show Stage
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November 7, 2026 at 10:04 AM
BMW, AUDI AND MERCEDES DRIVERS CAN SUCK MY -
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star A Manticore!
November 4, 2026 at 6:54 PM
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star A Manticore!
Funny he doesnt look kore-
Kermit The Frog on Muppet Show Stage
Alt: Kermit The Frog on Muppet Show Stage being hauled off before im canceled
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November 3, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Funny he doesnt look kore-
Muppet, jij woont toch zelf in Berlijn?
November 7, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Muppet, jij woont toch zelf in Berlijn?