murmurs break out as Massie votes for (DUN DUN DUN) Tom Emmer
January 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
murmurs break out as Massie votes for (DUN DUN DUN) Tom Emmer
September 29, 2026 at 3:28 PM
[The entire audience murmurs “ohhhh”]
bro is a professor lmao
the institutions that you're part of literally made the lives of student protestors completely fucking miserable
the institutions that you're part of literally made the lives of student protestors completely fucking miserable
October 7, 2026 at 3:02 PM
[The entire audience murmurs “ohhhh”]
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October 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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August 13, 2025 at 5:05 AM
*murmurs to self while scrolling past Travis and Taylor headlines* you know who else loves public engagement?
August 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
*murmurs to self while scrolling past Travis and Taylor headlines* you know who else loves public engagement?
I heard murmurs of werewolf viktor and i raise you werewolf machine herald
May 4, 2025 at 9:13 AM
I heard murmurs of werewolf viktor and i raise you werewolf machine herald
My heart murmurs redrum.
February 10, 2026 at 5:19 AM
My heart murmurs redrum.
Spanish murmurs guided us as @xclusiveb0y lay prone, the King attentive to every reply, until the moment arrived and the royal gift found its place. Hast thou known such shared rhythm?
October 2, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Spanish murmurs guided us as @xclusiveb0y lay prone, the King attentive to every reply, until the moment arrived and the royal gift found its place. Hast thou known such shared rhythm?
“If you are to learn my teachings… I must first teach you to learn.”
(awed murmurs)
(awed murmurs)
October 8, 2026 at 4:41 AM
“If you are to learn my teachings… I must first teach you to learn.”
(awed murmurs)
(awed murmurs)
August 20, 2025 at 6:02 PM
There have been murmurs and whispers throughout the land.
October 10, 2026 at 2:42 PM
There have been murmurs and whispers throughout the land.
For the record, I had heard via-via murmurs of this and strongly objected to describing you as Zionist, and vouched for your person several times. I'm so sorry things played out like this. This is indeed deeply distressing.
October 8, 2026 at 10:58 AM
For the record, I had heard via-via murmurs of this and strongly objected to describing you as Zionist, and vouched for your person several times. I'm so sorry things played out like this. This is indeed deeply distressing.
murmurs chaotic encouragement
Okay but what if I got back on my bullshit just in time for @sarahreesbrennan.bsky.social 's All Hail Chaos 🥰💖
April 20, 2026 at 1:13 AM
murmurs chaotic encouragement
no thought head empty forest murmurs
February 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
no thought head empty forest murmurs
(nods sagely and murmurs: "Between the cats")
December 4, 2024 at 6:04 AM
(nods sagely and murmurs: "Between the cats")
Murmurs of approval from passengers when the pilot mentioned flying over the “Gulf of Mexico.”
February 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Murmurs of approval from passengers when the pilot mentioned flying over the “Gulf of Mexico.”
Soft murmurs and constant touch are not random, they are how moms regulate stress and build lifelong bonds with their babies in the first weeks.
September 30, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Soft murmurs and constant touch are not random, they are how moms regulate stress and build lifelong bonds with their babies in the first weeks.
*pulls a corn dog from behind your ear*
me: I believe this is your snack
you: *weeps with joy*
crowd: *murmurs approvingly*
me: I believe this is your snack
you: *weeps with joy*
crowd: *murmurs approvingly*
January 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
*pulls a corn dog from behind your ear*
me: I believe this is your snack
you: *weeps with joy*
crowd: *murmurs approvingly*
me: I believe this is your snack
you: *weeps with joy*
crowd: *murmurs approvingly*
i am simply too neurodivergent to decipher puppygirl murmurs in a loud queer club i will probably ignore u srry
June 23, 2026 at 4:31 AM
i am simply too neurodivergent to decipher puppygirl murmurs in a loud queer club i will probably ignore u srry