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carlquintanilla.bsky.social
Polish Foreign Minister replies to Musk: 🇵🇱
December 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
bencollins.bsky.social
Elon Musk: SpaceX Will Launch People to Mars in 2024 Elon Musk: Giant Rocket Could Take Us to Marks in Just 7 Years - and London in 29 Minutes Can Elon Musk Really Get Us to Mars Within 10 Years? Elon Musk Is Not a Lunatic
July 9, 2026 at 10:12 PM
tomjoscelyn.bsky.social
France’s Foreign Ministry owns Elon Musk in this response:
French Foreign Ministry responds to Musk
February 4, 2026 at 10:33 AM
lepapillonblue.bsky.social
Elon Musk is danger to society.
November 29, 2024 at 7:36 AM
floorisbed.bsky.social
ELON MUSK: [speaking into watch] what should i say to mark zuckerberg

WATCH: hello mark zuckerberg

ELON MUSK: no no I’M not mark zuckerberg, i’m elon

MARK ZUCKERBERG: [to watch] hello
October 7, 2026 at 11:56 AM
mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
The major platforms—Facebook, YouTube, and X—are all refusing to show the trailer for the upcoming documentary that eviscerates the ridiculous pest Elon Musk. So I guess we have to do our part to make sure it is seen.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY_8...
Musk | Official Trailer | Bleecker Street
YouTube video by Musk
www.youtube.com
September 26, 2026 at 5:20 PM
theonion.com
Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect https://theonion.com/musk-signals-willingness-to-bid-more-than-97-billion-to-acquire-respect/
Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect
December 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
troyjackson207.bsky.social
My response to Elon Musk.
August 2, 2026 at 12:08 PM
theonion.com
Musk Weighs Return To Politics After 60th Death On ‘Elden Ring Nightreign’ Tutorial https://theonion.com/musk-weighs-return-to-politics-after-60th-death-on-elden-ring-nightreign-tutorial/
Musk Weighs Return To Politics After 60th Death On ‘Elden Ring Nightreign’ Tutorial
December 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
theonion.com
X Users Ask Grok To Put More Clothes On Elon Musk Pictures https://theonion.com/x-users-ask-grok-to-put-more-clothes-on-elon-musk-pictures/
X Users Ask Grok To Put More Clothes On Elon Musk Pictures
January 12, 2026 at 8:15 PM
theonion.com
Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect theonion.com/musk-signals...
Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect
WASHINGTON—Stressing that he was open to going far higher to close the deal, Tesla CEO Elon Musk announced Wednesday that he had made an unsolicited $97.4 billion offer to acquire respect. “This is a ...
theonion.com
April 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
tristansnell.bsky.social
Elon Musk didn’t go to the moon.

Jeff Bezos didn’t go to the moon.

NASA went to the moon.
April 11, 2026 at 12:29 AM
mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
This is perfect. The DOJ's embarrassing snafu with disappearing redactions was the fault of Elon Musk. Musk cancelled government subscriptions to Adobe programs that would have made the redactions permanent. What a pack of fools.
December 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
meidastouch.com
The Epstein Class sticks together
Screenshot of a post from The Kobeissi Letter on X reading: “BREAKING: Elon Musk says SpaceXAI will be renamed to ‘SpaceXSI’ after President Trump changed the name of ‘Artificial Intelligence (AI)’ to ‘Super Intelligence (SI).’ ‘No more AI. SI. It’s better,’ Elon Musk says.” Below the text is a photo showing Donald Trump and Elon Musk standing outdoors with a group of officials and tech executives.
October 4, 2026 at 3:07 PM
theonion.com
Musk Weighs Return To Politics After 60th Death On ‘Elden Ring Nightreign’ Tutorial
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Musk Weighs Return To Politics After 60th Death On ‘Elden Ring Nightreign’ Tutorial
June 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
smoothdunk2.bsky.social
Elon Musk is a TRILLIONAIRE 😍
Six panel comic Panel 1: Elon Fuck-Face Musk is standing next to a stack of cash crudely shaped to look like a human. Musk says, “I made myself a friend out of money” Panel 2: Musk pathetically opens his arms and says “C’mere, big guy” to the stack of money Panel 3: Musk closes his arms around the money stack and the notes scatter everywhere. Panel 4: Musk looks down at his hands as the money flutters to the ground Panel 5: A close up of Musk’s hands. A single note rests on his arm. Panel 6: A gross up of Musk’s face. Snot and tears flow as he mourns the loss of the only friend he ever had. What a wanker.
June 13, 2026 at 6:42 PM
mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
As garlic is to vampires, so are facts to Elon Musk.
June 30, 2026 at 12:57 AM
just-jack-1.bsky.social
Oligarch Musk thinks illegal drugs are subject to tariffs.
November 26, 2024 at 12:10 PM
georgetakei.bsky.social
Next to Trump and Musk, Shatner and I look like adoring newlyweds.
June 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
paleofuture.bsky.social
Oligarchy is ridiculous, part 247839
Elon Musk: No more Al SI It's better X Freeze: Any possibility of renaming to SpaceXSI?? Elon Musk: Yes, we will make that change
October 4, 2026 at 3:02 PM
jonchristian.net
NEW: Elon Musk has insisted that Jeffrey Epstein invited him to the notorious island and he declined. But new emails show the opposite -- Musk was practically begging to party with Epstein in the Caribbean, years after Epstein's sex convictions were public knowledge

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Elon Musk Emailed Extensively With Jeffrey Epstein, Begging to Visit His Notorious Island
Newly released documents show how Elon Musk extensively communicated with Jeffrey Epstein to plan parties and trips to his island.
futurism.com
January 30, 2026 at 8:25 PM
acyn.bsky.social
Trump’s response to Elon Musk
July 1, 2025 at 5:02 AM
mtsw.bsky.social
It's a censorship engine designed to promote ideas that Elon Musk likes and suppress ideas that Elon Musk does not like. I really don't get why this evident fact - that Musk openly admits! - is so hard for so many people to understand
paleofuture.bsky.social Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · Nov 21
An X user asks Elon Musk why they’re seeing tweets from left-wing lawmakers.

Musk: “Because we are failing very badly with the recommendations algorithm. Doing my best to address this.”
Gabrielle Giffords • @GabbyGiffords • 3h X My husband @CaptMarkKelly is a 25-year Navy combat pilot veteran. He served our country with strength, courage, and integrity, dedicating his career to protecting us and upholding our constitution. Today, the President of the United States called him a traitor and demanded he be Show more Captain Mark Kelly @CaptMarkK...• 3h I've had a missile blow up next to my airplane, been shot at dozens of times by anti-aircraft fire, and launched into orbit — all for my country. I never thought l'd see a President call for my execution.... • 3.7K {7 2.3K 8.9K thl 461K 企 Janette Fenway @LeesLemmas • 43m @elonmusk Why is my feed suddenly flooded with lefty lawmakers spouting nonsense? 276 • 69 贝 Elon Musk * X @elonmusk X.com Because we are failing very badly with the recommendations algorithm. Doing my best to address this. 3:49 PM • 11/20/25 • 6.3K Views
November 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
northjules.bsky.social
Elon Musk is targeting Ro, calling him an “evil liar” because he dared to challenge him.🤔

Now, Ro Khanna is urging Elon Musk to debate him regarding his cuts to USAID and answer for his actions.
June 23, 2026 at 10:39 AM
meidastouch.com
WSJ: Tesla officially launched a search to replace Elon Musk as CEO
Exclusive | Tesla Board Opened Search for a CEO to Succeed Elon Musk
With profits and the stock price sinking, board members told Musk he needed to spend more time at the company.
www.wsj.com
May 1, 2025 at 1:41 AM