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News bulletin: The underaged “tech bros”working on DOUCHE have agreed to let Mike Johnson hold their penises while they destroy Democracy.

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Musk Forms Dept. Of Underaged Clowns Harming Everything (DOUCHE)
He boasted that he was “taking DOGE to the next level.”
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February 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM