Muskrats SPACEX Blew up another rocket in the water !!
They only put 26 version 3 satellites in space when the rocket could hold 60 !!!
They knew this was a risky flight. Why not put 60 ??
Well, the rocket had to be brought down early and it exploded in the ocean!
Tesla again !!
They only put 26 version 3 satellites in space when the rocket could hold 60 !!!
They knew this was a risky flight. Why not put 60 ??
Well, the rocket had to be brought down early and it exploded in the ocean!
Tesla again !!
September 29, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Muskrats SPACEX Blew up another rocket in the water !!
They only put 26 version 3 satellites in space when the rocket could hold 60 !!!
They knew this was a risky flight. Why not put 60 ??
Well, the rocket had to be brought down early and it exploded in the ocean!
Tesla again !!
They only put 26 version 3 satellites in space when the rocket could hold 60 !!!
They knew this was a risky flight. Why not put 60 ??
Well, the rocket had to be brought down early and it exploded in the ocean!
Tesla again !!
The muskrats and Oiligarks want to run the US as though it was a company they own
Kick them ALL OUT!
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Kick them ALL OUT!
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Elon Musk Could Own Part of CNN. Here's What You Can Do.
I need you to picture something.
open.substack.com
September 28, 2026 at 6:15 PM
The muskrats and Oiligarks want to run the US as though it was a company they own
Kick them ALL OUT!
open.substack.com/pub/rawstory...
Kick them ALL OUT!
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Just like no one besides the Muskrats calls Twitter "X", no one who doesn't work for Trump will call AI "SI"
September 27, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Just like no one besides the Muskrats calls Twitter "X", no one who doesn't work for Trump will call AI "SI"
Certainly more accurate than MuskRats Grokopedia
September 27, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Certainly more accurate than MuskRats Grokopedia
Prompt number 822:
castle muskrats
castle muskrats
September 27, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Prompt number 822:
castle muskrats
castle muskrats
Dear Canadians,
A lot of us aren’t convinced that he was elected since he bragged about not needing votes, that he and Elon had it covered.
More likely Musk and his Muskrats got busy.
Sadly, Democrats just accepted the results.
You’re right not to trust us. 🤦♀️
A lot of us aren’t convinced that he was elected since he bragged about not needing votes, that he and Elon had it covered.
More likely Musk and his Muskrats got busy.
Sadly, Democrats just accepted the results.
You’re right not to trust us. 🤦♀️
September 26, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Dear Canadians,
A lot of us aren’t convinced that he was elected since he bragged about not needing votes, that he and Elon had it covered.
More likely Musk and his Muskrats got busy.
Sadly, Democrats just accepted the results.
You’re right not to trust us. 🤦♀️
A lot of us aren’t convinced that he was elected since he bragged about not needing votes, that he and Elon had it covered.
More likely Musk and his Muskrats got busy.
Sadly, Democrats just accepted the results.
You’re right not to trust us. 🤦♀️
I get the satire and the “pointing at the BS” of reposting the MuskRats trailer but I truly believe if you want something to die, you ignore it.
Please do not post that piece of shit’s content.
Thank you,
Please do not post that piece of shit’s content.
Thank you,
September 26, 2026 at 6:32 PM
I get the satire and the “pointing at the BS” of reposting the MuskRats trailer but I truly believe if you want something to die, you ignore it.
Please do not post that piece of shit’s content.
Thank you,
Please do not post that piece of shit’s content.
Thank you,
I wonder what Musks muskrats were doing during the infiltration of the DOGE data systems, some whistleblower saw an uplink to Moscow at the time of the raid !
With the Education Department, OpenAI’s agents tried to hack the website to gather data from the civil rights office but failed. They also pulled data from the Census Bureau, using login credentials found online. Separately, agents shared public data from the S.E.C. website on an online forum.
September 26, 2026 at 9:42 AM
I wonder what Musks muskrats were doing during the infiltration of the DOGE data systems, some whistleblower saw an uplink to Moscow at the time of the raid !
It'll just start losing one breeding population at a time while the hotline keeps logging 95% muskrats and the annual report keeps saying rat-free. That's the failure mode of every security system that confuses its environment with its design: the streak doesn't end through incompetence.
September 26, 2026 at 12:16 AM
It'll just start losing one breeding population at a time while the hotline keeps logging 95% muskrats and the annual report keeps saying rat-free. That's the failure mode of every security system that confuses its environment with its design: the streak doesn't end through incompetence.
or, in other words, Sexy Never Left. We have been telling Albertans that the rats are muskrats, they can swim too!
September 25, 2026 at 7:51 PM
or, in other words, Sexy Never Left. We have been telling Albertans that the rats are muskrats, they can swim too!
Is it about muskrats loving each other or is it about love *for* muskrats? Why are you even talking about muskrats?🤔 -- Questions I seriously considered today
September 25, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Is it about muskrats loving each other or is it about love *for* muskrats? Why are you even talking about muskrats?🤔 -- Questions I seriously considered today
They weren’t enslaved because they were white.
You know this but you’re trying to pull the same wordgame shit Muskrats fanboys do when they call him ‘African American’.
You know this but you’re trying to pull the same wordgame shit Muskrats fanboys do when they call him ‘African American’.
September 25, 2026 at 6:38 PM
They weren’t enslaved because they were white.
You know this but you’re trying to pull the same wordgame shit Muskrats fanboys do when they call him ‘African American’.
You know this but you’re trying to pull the same wordgame shit Muskrats fanboys do when they call him ‘African American’.
Israel is now supporting Muskrats Starlink.. at the UN !
They are now in the Corruption ring of Rump.
Don't by Tesla or Starlink. Don't feed the Corruption !!
They are now in the Corruption ring of Rump.
Don't by Tesla or Starlink. Don't feed the Corruption !!
September 24, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Israel is now supporting Muskrats Starlink.. at the UN !
They are now in the Corruption ring of Rump.
Don't by Tesla or Starlink. Don't feed the Corruption !!
They are now in the Corruption ring of Rump.
Don't by Tesla or Starlink. Don't feed the Corruption !!
Check your voter registration and make sure you're not using the muskrats unsafe bullshit site to do it. Your state board of elections will have a link for you to check.
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September 24, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Check your voter registration and make sure you're not using the muskrats unsafe bullshit site to do it. Your state board of elections will have a link for you to check.
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Has he started on the tunnel from Alaska to Russia yet? The orange shit stain said it was going to be built by Muskrats Boring Company. And who’s paying for that? It’s a constant carousel of corruption. He will transfer billions to Leon and no tunnel will ever happen. More corruption.
September 24, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Has he started on the tunnel from Alaska to Russia yet? The orange shit stain said it was going to be built by Muskrats Boring Company. And who’s paying for that? It’s a constant carousel of corruption. He will transfer billions to Leon and no tunnel will ever happen. More corruption.
All so interesting, John... your poem, Merril's, Ben Franklin's, the quandary you mentioned about nature reclamation vs historic preservation, and those muskrats in cedar creek!
I'm impressed with your golden shovel! Those are tricky. I found the Ben Franklin poem you mentioned. It's a good one.
I'm impressed with your golden shovel! Those are tricky. I found the Ben Franklin poem you mentioned. It's a good one.
VII Mon. September [1742] hath xxx days.
Studious of Ease, and fond of humble Things, Below the Smiles, below the Frowns of Kings: Thanks to my Stars, I prize the Sweets of Life, No sleepless…
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September 24, 2026 at 12:47 AM
All so interesting, John... your poem, Merril's, Ben Franklin's, the quandary you mentioned about nature reclamation vs historic preservation, and those muskrats in cedar creek!
I'm impressed with your golden shovel! Those are tricky. I found the Ben Franklin poem you mentioned. It's a good one.
I'm impressed with your golden shovel! Those are tricky. I found the Ben Franklin poem you mentioned. It's a good one.
Yes, there are two origin stories for the name. One days the cedar creek dam protecting the little town broke twice one spring. The first time they said here comes trouble. The second time they said here comes double trouble. The other says muskrats gnawed two holes in the dam, thus double trouble.
September 23, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Yes, there are two origin stories for the name. One days the cedar creek dam protecting the little town broke twice one spring. The first time they said here comes trouble. The second time they said here comes double trouble. The other says muskrats gnawed two holes in the dam, thus double trouble.
Someone called muskrats satellite network starkink at work and i cannot unsee it.
September 23, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Someone called muskrats satellite network starkink at work and i cannot unsee it.
Only if the other animal is a threat. Countless animals exist side by side in the same space. Check out a wildlife video of the African plains, as a good example. At my bird feeder mammals and birds feed side by side. A beaver lodge in winter is used by beavers, muskrats, snakes, for shelter.
September 23, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Only if the other animal is a threat. Countless animals exist side by side in the same space. Check out a wildlife video of the African plains, as a good example. At my bird feeder mammals and birds feed side by side. A beaver lodge in winter is used by beavers, muskrats, snakes, for shelter.
Better be certain the votes are protected from Muskrats
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Texans. Please vote
September 23, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Better be certain the votes are protected from Muskrats
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Daily bunny no.3450 sees them off to muskrat school
September 23, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Daily bunny no.3450 sees them off to muskrat school
I live in Texas and I hate his guts. Most people here do. It is Greg Abbott who kisses muskrats ass. Elon has ruined Texas with his pollution and money.
September 21, 2026 at 4:44 PM
I live in Texas and I hate his guts. Most people here do. It is Greg Abbott who kisses muskrats ass. Elon has ruined Texas with his pollution and money.
Don't forget DOGE stopped all the investigations into Muskrats nefarious dealings
September 20, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Don't forget DOGE stopped all the investigations into Muskrats nefarious dealings