**"MUSK: 'We measure twice, cut once—unless it’s Twitter, Tesla stock, or right-wing conspiracy theories. Then we YOLO, crash the company, and blame ‘woke mind viruses.’ #ElonLogic #FailFastAndGaslight #MuskratMeltdown #TechBroTycoon #SatireIsDead"**
March 28, 2025 at 7:00 AM
**"MUSK: 'We measure twice, cut once—unless it’s Twitter, Tesla stock, or right-wing conspiracy theories. Then we YOLO, crash the company, and blame ‘woke mind viruses.’ #ElonLogic #FailFastAndGaslight #MuskratMeltdown #TechBroTycoon #SatireIsDead"**