#MustyAss
Why tf is El*n Mustyass anywhere near US politics like gtfo here
December 20, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Oh look, our new first lady, Elonia Mustyass.
November 25, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Damn bro my big #chub booty so musky off the wake up!! Can you sniff it for me? 😏 #bigbooty #blackchub #manscent #mustyass
May 14, 2026 at 10:08 AM
By Elon Mustyass for cobalt to run these fucking smart phones and cars and shit. Over 6 million people have died in the last 30 years from the abuse and combat.

To group them all as one similar diety takes away from the stark comparisons between them.

All of them deserve for this madness to end.
September 20, 2026 at 10:50 AM
July 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
July 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
#gassy #fartfetish #faring #fat ohhh shit that was loud and funky tonight 👃🏾💨💨💨💨🤢🥵🐷🐷 #funkyass #mustyass
December 4, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I pood on that mustyass shirt
June 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
How many billions we talking?
Elon Mustyass, Mark Fuckerberg and Jeff Blowjob money?
-housing unhoused people here
-money for the victims of American terrorism abroad.
(Somalia, Brazil, Afghanistan, Palestine, Sudan, Congo, etc...)

I would save myself about 10 mil then help as much as possible.
February 14, 2025 at 1:52 PM
The fact people are jumping to a Chinese app and literally being willing to learn Mandarin before going back to these fuck ass apps is just 🤌

If they do give TikTok to mustyass I’ll delete it so fucking fast
January 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Rebuilding my following stinks u_u i hate u so much peelon mustyass
August 16, 2023 at 5:19 AM
Me: these people are Nazis. Like... actual Nazis. Why does no one see this?

Mustyass: *Hitler Salute*

Everyone: Um. He just... uh...

Media: He has the tism, he was just waving. It's fine.
January 21, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Elon Mustyass is gonna buy the papacy so he can name some random Musk gobbler Pope. A month later every Church will be connected to Starlink. A year later all parishioners will have neuralink installed so prayers & Fourth Reich marching orders can be uploaded daily.
April 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I woke up at 4am and was like Lemme see who's up. Opened bluesky and saw a post with a screen shot of a tweet (Or a TWAT, now that Mustyass owns it) from Lindsey Graham's account saying he was dead.

My brain said bullshit, they musta unplugged Mitch the bitch... google... oh whaaaa?! HE DEAD! 🥳🤸‍♀️🫂
July 12, 2026 at 2:31 PM
I've been saying for days maga is absolutely furious that mustyass cut medicaid. But no they were so certain it was just hearsay or a rumor. "There's no way he'd do that to us. He knows how we depend on those benefits".

Sure he knows....he just doesn't care.
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February 25, 2025 at 1:02 AM
What exactly are the "5 things" mustyass wants to know. Musk is a private citizen so while he may intimidate other agencies, obviously the DOD has no intentions of changing what they do & will not do. & catering to his sorry ass ain't one of them! To bad all the rest didn't do the same thing.
February 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
We're well aware. Elon Mustyass rigged our voter machines, we didn't ACTUALLY choose this. I do find the weird implications from the outside world that we did pretty shitty, tho I get it.

We're all a thin thread away from splattering our brains on the walls but please, free world, remind us we suck
August 30, 2026 at 6:16 PM
I might stab mine out, honestly. Or puke on him. That would be so great. Puking on Elon Mustyass.
May 14, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Felony trump will be the title of the incoming president. That is the title we all should use. Felony trump. Oh and the first lady Elonia Mustyass.
January 13, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Fuck felony trump and his first lady Elonia Mustyass.
November 25, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Ewww seeing Elonia Mustyass on Bluesky is like seeing dog poo on a fresh green lawn.
November 23, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Here's a question is OPM the initials for

Obnoxious
Pretentious
Moron

Because that's a spot on assessment of who mustyass is.
February 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Finally an agency telling mustyass to stick it.

JUST IN: Pentagon tells employees to hold on answering Elon Musk's "five things" email.
February 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM